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Luke 6:22,23 22Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake. 23Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward is great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets. Why do you Hate Jesus, He wants to give you a big Hug, Love Jesus and He has a gift for you. Hate Jesus and Satan has a surprise for you. |
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John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment." |
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Looks like God Judged you. Sorry Charlie! :rofl3: |
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oh and mrs. Rogers thanks for acknowledging my inner nincampoop, only a true nincampoop can do such a thing and oh yes... YOU JUST GAVE ME 55 MORE POINTS YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWW :lol: |
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since when is überpoop a reason? and yes i'm happy at the way i'm racking up the points.
Now you may continue you confused religious gasbags |
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You had best drop to your knees and beg God to forgive you. Leviticus 24:13,16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him. And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin. And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death. |
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Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched" |
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.... can't say that i give a piffle
see you all in hell |
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This is what Havamal has to say about your ways. I advise you, Loddfafnir, to take advice; you would benefit, it you took it, good will come to you, if you accept it: when you come upon misdeeds speak out about those misdeeds, and give your enemies no peace. I advise you, Loddfafnir, to take advice; you would benefit, it you took it, good will come to you, if you accept it: you must not look up in battle the sons of men become like men terror-crazed -- lest men cast spells upon you. I advise you, Loddfafnir, to take advice; you would benefit, it you took it, good will come to you, if you accept it: mock or laugh never at a guest or traveller Often they don't precisely know, those who sit first in a house, whose kinsmen they are who come no man is so good that no fault follows him, nor so bad that he is of no use The Eddas speak the truth, for they are told be divine Odin. |
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Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched" Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened." |
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Join me, my friends, and I shall guide your way to Valhalla, kingdom of warrior souls. Embrace the message of the Eddas, for they have been proven true, and carry the words of wisdom and philanthropy. I shall pray for the salvage of your mortal souls or else sudden death. My final words shall be the teaching from Völuspá about the resurrection of Earth after Ragnarök. 64. She a hall see standing brighter than sun, with gold bedecked, in Gimlé; there shall good people household build, and in long time happiness enjoy. |
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Do you have red hair ? That is a recessive gene you know. How well branched is your family tree in that tiny place ? |
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Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet." |
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Romans 1:24-32 (King James Version) 24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: 25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. 26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 28And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 29Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, 30Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. Read and heed, Iceland. Your time comes when you least expect. |
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Keep in mind, the mighty US of A has towns with a greater popualtion that your puny country. That makes your fearless lezbo nothing more than a glorified mayor. :rofl3: |
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