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Mrs. Rogers 02-17-2010 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingFromIceland (Post 472995)
I repeat, Only god can judge me.

Not according to the Bible -- we Christians have every right to judge the unsaved.

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Not some amish people on the internet that just discovered the magics of the computer and the internet!
Amish? We have no truck with Transylvanians, sonny. They are by all accounts a very depraved people.

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You have made Jesus very sad, now you sir, will go to hell - enjoy!
Apologize to Brother Dewitt this instant!

James Dewitt 02-17-2010 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingFromIceland (Post 472995)
I repeat, Only god can judge me. Not some amish people on the internet that just discovered the magics of the computer and the internet!
You have made Jesus very sad, now you sir, will go to hell - enjoy!

Oh, by the way. This 10 minutes post restrictration is really getting on my nerves! It's like a modern Nazi Third Reich!

Why do you hate us? We are simple people, Gods favorite people:thumbsup:


Luke 6:22,23
22Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
23Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward is great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets.


Why do you Hate Jesus, He wants to give you a big Hug, Love Jesus and He has a gift for you. Hate Jesus and Satan has a surprise for you.

Cranky Old Man 02-17-2010 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingFromIceland (Post 472995)
I repeat, Only god can judge me.

Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

James Hutchins 02-17-2010 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingFromIceland (Post 472985)
Jesus loves Europeans - including Icelanders, that's why he has not stopped me or sent me any message to stop.

You have no right to tell me what to do!

Only god can judge me! :innocent:

What was that? I cannot hear you.......

Looks like God Judged you. Sorry Charlie! :rofl3:

vigvste 02-17-2010 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 473013)
Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Yes that is written in the best selling novel of all times...

oh and mrs. Rogers thanks for acknowledging my inner nincampoop, only a true nincampoop can do such a thing and oh yes... YOU JUST GAVE ME 55 MORE POINTS YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWW

:lol:

vigvste 02-17-2010 03:29 PM

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since when is überpoop a reason? and yes i'm happy at the way i'm racking up the points.

Now you may continue you confused religious gasbags

James Dewitt 02-17-2010 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by vigvste (Post 473018)
Yes that is written in the best selling novel of all times...


:lol:

Son you are talking about the Holy Word of God, the Bible.

You had best drop to your knees and beg God to forgive you.
Leviticus 24:13,16

And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.

And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.


Cranky Old Man 02-17-2010 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by vigvste (Post 473024)
Now you may continue you confused religious gasbags

Your laughing will stop when you can breathe the gas of satan for all eternity in hell.

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

Mrs. Rogers 02-17-2010 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by vigvste (Post 473024)
since when is überpoop a reason?

Well, you wore out "nincompoop", hence your progression to Überpoop.

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Now you may continue you confused religious gasbags
Why, thank you for giving us your permission, but we are neither confused nor are we gasbags. But we are religious, so you did manage to get something right. Glory!

vigvste 02-17-2010 03:42 PM

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.... can't say that i give a piffle

see you all in hell

Aristotle 02-17-2010 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kindinn (Post 472550)
First of all that's the norwegian flag...:( if you're going to mock us then please have the right fag! unless you're dumping over norway aswell.:)

So? They are no better than the Icelander heathens. They all worship Thor or some such Devil and their women all have loose morals, famous for seducing TrueChristian™ men.

Viking Gunnar 02-17-2010 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Aristotle (Post 473032)
Thor or some such Devil

Again, you insult my religion with your pagan rambling!

This is what Havamal has to say about your ways.

I advise you, Loddfafnir,
to take advice;
you would benefit, it you took it,
good will come to you, if you accept it:
when you come upon misdeeds
speak out about those misdeeds,
and give your enemies no peace.

I advise you, Loddfafnir,
to take advice;
you would benefit, it you took it,
good will come to you, if you accept it:
you must not look up
in battle
the sons of men become
like men terror-crazed --
lest men cast spells upon you.

I advise you, Loddfafnir,
to take advice;
you would benefit, it you took it,
good will come to you, if you accept it:
mock or laugh
never
at a guest or traveller

Often they don't precisely know,
those who sit first in a house,
whose kinsmen they are who come
no man is so good
that no fault follows him,
nor so bad that he is of no use

The Eddas speak the truth, for they are told be divine Odin.

Cranky Old Man 02-17-2010 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Viking Gunnar (Post 473048)
Again, you insult my religion with your pagan rambling!

Did you notice this is a Christian forum or are you too stupid for that? Please go to the "we are crazy because we believe in Thor" forum and start wasting your time there.

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."

Viking Gunnar 02-17-2010 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 473051)
Did you notice this is a Christian forum or are you too stupid for that? Please go to the "we are crazy because we believe in Thor" forum and start wasting your time there.

I only keep posting here out of compassion for you. It is not too late to avoid eternal damnation in Niflheimar.

Join me, my friends, and I shall guide your way to Valhalla, kingdom of warrior souls.

Embrace the message of the Eddas, for they have been proven true, and carry the words of wisdom and philanthropy.

I shall pray for the salvage of your mortal souls or else sudden death.

My final words shall be the teaching from Völuspá about the resurrection of Earth after Ragnarök.

64. She a hall see standing
brighter than sun,
with gold bedecked,
in Gimlé;
there shall good people
household build,
and in long time
happiness enjoy.

James Dewitt 02-17-2010 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Viking Gunnar (Post 473058)

My final words shall be the teaching from Völuspá about the resurrection of Earth after Ragnarök.

I hope that you keep your word!

John Scopes 02-17-2010 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Viking Gunnar (Post 473058)
I only keep posting here out of compassion for you. It is not too late to avoid eternal damnation in Niflheimar.

Join me, my friends, and I shall guide your way to Valhalla, kingdom of warrior souls.

Embrace the message of the Eddas, for they have been proven true, and carry the words of wisdom and philanthropy.

I shall pray for the salvage of your mortal souls or else sudden death.

My final words shall be the teaching from Völuspá about the resurrection of Earth after Ragnarök.

64. She a hall see standing
brighter than sun,
with gold bedecked,
in Gimlé;
there shall good people
household build,
and in long time
happiness enjoy.

Greetings my Viking friend,

Do you have red hair ? That is a recessive gene you know. How well branched is your family tree in that tiny place ?

Cranky Old Man 02-17-2010 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Viking Gunnar (Post 473058)
I only keep posting here out of compassion for you.

That is nice you lying bastard.

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It is not too late to avoid eternal damnation in Niflheimar.
I am glad to hear that retard.

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Join me, my friends, and I shall guide your way to Valhalla, kingdom of warrior souls.
Be sure to say hi to the spaghetti monster while you are there.

Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

Paul Jeffery 02-17-2010 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Viking Gunnar (Post 473058)
I only keep posting here out of compassion for you. It is not too late to avoid eternal damnation in Niflheimar.

Join me, my friends, and I shall guide your way to Valhalla, kingdom of warrior souls.

Embrace the message of the Eddas, for they have been proven true, and carry the words of wisdom and philanthropy.

I shall pray for the salvage of your mortal souls or else sudden death.

My final words shall be the teaching from Völuspá about the resurrection of Earth after Ragnarök.

64. She a hall see standing
brighter than sun,
with gold bedecked,
in Gimlé;
there shall good people
household build,
and in long time
happiness enjoy.

Is it any wonder the United States provides for Iceland's defense? Was Iceland the source of ideas for Monty Python's Flying Circus? Is it something in the water supply there that's causing such intellectual deficiencies? Or could it simply be that, as a sovereign nation, they have yet to accept God as the 1611KJV Holy Bible portrays Him? So many unanswered questions. B)

Romans 1:24-32 (King James Version)


24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
28And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


Read and heed, Iceland. Your time comes when you least expect.

the viking 02-17-2010 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 472494)
GOD HATES ICELAND!


http://www.appliedlanguage.com/flags..._of_norway.gif
The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

  1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland! uhm ok most Icelandic people are Christian tho you think they worship viking but they dont....you piffleing dumb ass redneck
  2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth. God did not give Iceland its name it was a man who was sent from Iceland by the vikings and when they came to Iceland it was snow then during the winter...you dub ass redneck
  3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No. It was not god it was some political people who did that and the economy is mostly close to the capital not in the north iceland and east
  4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero. she is not our most famous person just because you think so...probobly the most famous icelander is playing handball and we got silver in the olympics wich is very god for a small country
  5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
  6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
  7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Iceland is not the only country that allows gay marrige....there is nothing wrong with gay people...people are who they are
  8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!.... you think just because there is a museum about witchcraft then we worship satan?
All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

And you forgot to put on the list USA....America probobly have the most Emo kids and satan worshippers then Iceland you dumb ass redneck

James Hutchins 02-17-2010 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by the viking (Post 473108)
And you forgot to put on the list USA....America probobly have the most Emo kids and satan worshippers then Iceland you dumb ass redneck

Possibly in shear numbers but as a percentage of the population, it is insignificant.

Keep in mind, the mighty US of A has towns with a greater popualtion that your puny country. That makes your fearless lezbo nothing more than a glorified mayor. :rofl3:


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