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Jedediah 04-27-2012 04:49 AM

Egyptian islamofascists propose legalizing necrophilia for up to 6 hours after death
 
The more I learn about islamofascism, the less I want to know.

Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

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Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.

The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.

It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

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The subject of a husband having sex with his dead wife arose in May 2011 when Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.

He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported.
I object to this on the basis that s*x with a wife's corpse is non-procreative. God gave us s*x to make babies. Spilling seed into a wife's corpse is no better than spilling it onto the ground. This is an outrage. :angry:

Pastor Ezekiel 04-27-2012 04:57 AM

Re: Egyptian islamofascists propose legalizing necrophilia for up to 6 hours
 
Sweet Jesus, have these sand nigras no Godly shame at all? :bad:

Sure our Bible does seem to endorse cannibalism in a few places, but sexing up with your dead wife?? :huh:

How could a baby come out of that revolting union? :unsure:

Jedediah 04-27-2012 05:09 AM

Re: Egyptian islamofascists propose legalizing necrophilia for up to 6 hours after death
 
At least their society has enough good sense to not even entertain the notion of legalizing faggotry. In fact, American Christians can learn a thing or two from the Egyptians about how to deal with the fag menace. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, I suppose.

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Originally Posted by Sheikh Yusuf al-Qaradawi, Egyptian theologian
The issue on which Qaradawi becomes visibly irritated is one of those on which there is never going to be any narrowing of the gap with his critics: gay rights. The sheikh is completely bewildered that the west professes tolerance of homosexuality. "One wonders if the west has given up on Christianity," he says. "We supposed that the west's history and roots were in Christianity and the latter objects to homosexuality. The Torah also says sodomy is punished by God. We shouldn't give the impression that Muslims are alone on this."


I'm praying for the day that we elect a full slate of Bible-believing Republicans into office, so that we can start enacting Biblical Law on fags, back-sassers, God-mockers and other degenerates who need a good old fashioned, legally sanctioned stoning, in accordance with God's Word.

WilliamJenningsBryan 04-27-2012 06:04 AM

Re: Egyptian islamofascists propose legalizing necrophilia for up to 6 hours after death
 
There is every indication that the mooselimbs are willing to fornicate with just about anything – both animate and inanimate. Despite their outward protestations and condemnation of the "West" for being decadent, their behavior suggests otherwise. The so called "Arab Spring" must be a code word for something – but Obama and our State Department seem to be silent on it.

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Rev. M. Rodimer 04-27-2012 06:05 AM

Re: Egyptian islamofascists propose legalizing necrophilia for up to 6 hours after death
 
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He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported.
I hate to ask, but . . . HOW?! :huh:

Mary-Yves Lapierre 04-27-2012 07:08 AM

Re: Egyptian islamofascists propose legalizing necrophilia for up to 6 hours after death
 
I can understand why they do this law. It's to prevent the misunderstandings between husband and corpse. Hard for the muslim man to know if the muslim women is dead when having the sex. They just lay there even when alive. After 6 hours though, in the deserts heating, they start to get smelly(er?). Let's the husband know it's time to roll off and call the garbage truck. :rolleyes:

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 04-27-2012 12:20 PM

Re: Egyptian islamofascists propose legalizing necrophilia for up to 6 hours after death
 
Why this sudden outburst of collectivism? Why should the government, with all it's red tape and bureaucrats, regulate a man's private property? What's next, government workers who have to take your wife's pulse before you can have sex? (Seriously, I've had a lot of business trips in Saudi Arabia and those girls really could drop dead during sex without you noticing. There's one incident in particular where she wouldn't wake up even as I was jackhammering like a

Anyway, I get that necrophillia is a form of masturbation and is therefore a sin.

However, what if a man does coitus interuptus, ejactulating into into new wife (or other wife - polygamy is legal under Biblical Law)? That's not masturbation, and is thus unworthy of government intervention.

Ezekiel Bathfire 04-27-2012 01:59 PM

Re: Egyptian islamofascists propose legalizing necrophilia for up to 6 hours after death
 
On a theological note - which is what we should be discussing, as the wife's soul (if women do have souls) has departed, then such a deed would be the equivalent of mounting an animal, as animals have no souls.

Additionally, Does not Jesus say, "Whom God has put together, let no man put asunder." Obviously, if you are dead, God has killed you. You are therefore "asunder."

If you have sexual relations with someone, from whom you are "asunder" then it is either fornication or adultery.

So we see the ignorant savages who call themselves the Islamicists, are advocating bestiality, fornication and adultery.

And they call that a religion???

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 04-27-2012 02:21 PM

Re: Egyptian islamofascists propose legalizing necrophilia for up to 6 hours after death
 
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 877376)
On a theological note - which is what we should be discussing, as the wife's soul (if women do have souls) has departed, then such a deed would be the equivalent of mounting an animal, as animals have no souls.

No, no, no. Perversion is defined as spilling seed without creating legitimate babies. Homosexuality, masturbation, pedophillia, beastiality, necrophillia, adultery, pre-marital sex, oral, anal and nasal sex, these are all equal perversions.

Mounting an animal is wrong because either the seed will be wasted, or the resulting pregnancy will be a monster. If you use an animal as a fluffer to help you impregnate your wife, where is the sin? No spilled seed, no mixed-species children. Same with using a dead wife as a fluffer.

I know this sounds strange to young men like yourself, but once you're as old as me, you will understand why King Solomon needed a fluffer:

1 Kings 1:1-4: 1 Now king David was old and stricken in years; and they covered him with clothes, but he gat no heat.

2 Wherefore his servants said unto him, Let there be sought for my lord the king a young virgin: and let her stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my lord the king may get heat.

3 So they sought for a fair damsel throughout all the coasts of Israel, and found Abishag a Shunammite, and brought her to the king.

4 And the damsel was very fair, and cherished the king, and ministered to him: but the king knew her not.


I will NOT be called a pervert just because some stupid Saudi Princess couldn't pronounce the safe-word.

SUV 04-27-2012 02:32 PM

Re: Egyptian islamofascists propose legalizing necrophilia for up to 6 hours after death
 
UGH - mudslums :camel:

Maybe they should make it so their Wives can only pretend being Dead during *that time* - as we Christian Ladies do :)

Bob4God 04-30-2012 05:39 AM

Re: Egyptian islamofascists propose legalizing necrophilia for up to 6 hours after death
 
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond (Post 877378)
No, no, no. Perversion is defined as spilling seed without creating legitimate babies. Homosexuality, masturbation, pedophillia, beastiality, necrophillia, adultery, pre-marital sex, oral, anal and nasal sex, these are all equal perversions.

I don't want to disagree, brother, but I am not sure it is safe to include pedophilia in your list of Biblical perversions.

Of course we know that homosexuality, bestiality, and pre-marital sex are all twisted perversions, because the Bible explicitly tells us so, but the Bible makes absolutely no prohibition against sex with children whatsoever.

If pedophilia involves a man lusting after a young boy, that is obviously wrong because it is homosexuality.

But as far as GOD is concerned, the only moral issue with engaging in sex with a five year-old girl is whether or not she is your wife. If you are married to her in the eyes of GOD, I have faith she will become pregnant with your child by GOD's will.

After all, if GOD can make old women pregnant (Hebrews 11:11), He can also make pre-pubescent girls pregnant.

Jedediah 04-30-2012 06:13 AM

Re: Egyptian islamofascists propose legalizing necrophilia for up to 6 hours after death
 
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Originally Posted by Bob4God (Post 878504)
But as far as GOD is concerned, the only moral issue with engaging in sex with a five year-old girl is whether or not she is your wife. If you are married to her in the eyes of GOD, I have faith she will become pregnant with your child by GOD's will.

After all, if GOD can make old women pregnant (Hebrews 11:11), He can also make pre-pubescent girls pregnant.

While the LORD can certainly cause seed to quicken within the womb of a five-year-old girl if it is His will, I think it is better to wait until the girl starts to ovulate - at around 11 years or so - before offering her hand in marriage to potential suitors. Otherwise, the husband would risk engaging in non-procreative intercourse, which is tantamount to masturbation.

Now I know what you're thinking... "But what if the Holy Spirit speaks to the father and potential suitor, assuring fertility before puberty?" Just remember that prophecies are sometimes spoken presumptuously. It's the LORD's way of keeping us on our toes.

Deuteronomy 18:22
When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

I think it's best to play it safe and at least them get into double-digit age before marrying off daughters.
When it comes to running the risk of committing seed murder, you can never be too cautious.


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