All you bastards will burn in HELL!!
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Approximately half of the children from the western world's (the so called Christian world) end up in hell because their parents seem to hate them. Studies show that roughly 40 percent of all children in the U.S. are born out of wedlock, while the numbers in Europe and Australia are around 50 percent. But what does God really thinks about all you whore babies (also known as bastards), walking around his kingdom? Maybe your first thought is this: "it's not my fault that my parents sinned." Think again. In God's eyes you are just as much a sinner as your disgusting god forsaken parents. Deuteronomy 23:2 (King James Version) A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD. Zechariah 9:6 (King James Version) . . . a bastard shall dwell in Ashdod, and I will cut off the pride of the Philistines. Hebrewes 12:8 (King James Version) But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons. Quote:
God’s going to punish your parents when their time comes, until then you have to obey Gods wish, and honor them; unmoved by your knowledge that they wish to see you burn in hell. Exodus 20:12 (King James Version) Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee. If you still “feel” this is all wrong, just remember that I am only the humble messenger of God’s word and we are not to understand thought of the mighty LORD: Isaiah 55:8-9 (King James Version) For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts. PRAISE THE LORD :yahoo: |
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I sure am happy that my Caucasian parents were married before I was born:o.
(And what a super duper forum this is. I’m already making friends and learning a lot more than I ever did in my old public school) God bless you, Salvation Believer!:) |
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There is a reason Landover has a strict church policy that any potential new congregant MUST provide documentation back ten generations that their parents, grandparents, great-grandparents, and so on were legally and properly MARRIED. Yes, thats 1023 marriages that must be documented, but it's WORTH IT when it comes to your immortal soul, and if anyone whines about the work involved then obviously they just don't want salvation all that much. :angry:
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As you know, I am a very sensitive man (in a very manly way) and it really makes me sad to see how many parents don't give a heck about their own children.:( We know for a fact that there's plenty of space in heaven and JESUS welcomes everyone who follows the scipture: John 14:1-3 (King James Version) Let not your heart be troubled: ye believe in God, believe also in me. In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also. Still we see this lack of faith in the LORD, and that's what bothers me. Why can't we make the Unsaved Trash give up the heathen thoughts and convince them that the blessings of True Christianity™ is the only way for them to find salvation? What are we doing wrong? |
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That being said, perhaps once the True Christian™ theocracy is in place should we neuter/spay bastards? It would be much kinder to future generations. |
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But if someone has not been married in a church but live as man and wife are they not married in the eyes of your imaginary friend?
Genesis 2 24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. 25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed. |
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Too much rum must have made you blind, when you chose to serve this evidence to us on a silver platter. |
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24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. Where does it say that they need to do more then that to be man and wife? |
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Yet ye say, Wherefore? Because the LORD hath been witness between thee and the wife of thy youth, against whom thou hast dealt treacherously: yet is she thy companion, and the wife of thy covenant. Quote:
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The Salvation Beliver, I think to much ego and hypocracy has made you blind to the truth that God is forgiving, and the truth is if you truly belive what you say then I have a feeling you will die and burn in hell for all eternity with the rest of us for being human and commiting sins
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1) If God is forgiving as you say (I'll leave it to someone else to hit you with a Wall of Scripture™ pointing out why you're wrong), then none of us will go to Hell (including The Salvation Believer, no matter what he thinks). Your post is illogical as it stands. 2) Please use spellcheck (ie. hypocrisy) 3) Please go to the Intro forum and make your own thread, so we know who we're talking to, why you hate Jesus, etc. Thanks |
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Even you - a drunk pirate - agrees that the LORD needs to be a witness as it is stated in Malachi 2:14, so I see no need to lecture you more on this subject. The truth is in the Bible. Quote:
Before making a bigger fool of yourself, take a look on the following verses. And I garantee you that there are plenty more verses that proves you wrong. Leviticus 20:27 Leviticus 24:10 Jeremiah 48:10 Romans 1:24-32 Proverbs 20:20 2 Samuel 6:3-7 Jeremiah 51:20-26 Deuteronomy 13:7-12 Leviticus 20:10 2 Chronicles 15:12-13 Deuteronomy 17:12 |
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Just because they are not married in the legal sense do not mean they are not Man and Wife as required in your book of Fairy Tales. |
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let me get this straight....you are telling people they are going to hell because they are not from a married couple? haha one of the more stupid posts here.
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are you saying you are a literalist? you're a word for word kind of person?
by the way,all of those passages are from the Old Testament and they were written by Jews, if you have forgotten that. We all know of their dirty backstabbing lying ways. if you believe that if someone who was brought to this earth through an unmarried couple is going to hell no matter what just because of their parents' actions, you have obviously missed out the part in the bible about Jesus' love for all of us. Truly a poorly educated Christian you are. In no part of your incoherent, rambling response did you say anything that could be considered a rational thought. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. |
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