PROOF: Witches With Demon Cats Are Real!
We all know that the Bible instructs us to stone witches to death. It even tells us to stone those who use "familiars."
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Amen, brother. I cannot believe the way these people sat around laughing as that demon spoke! I was truly frightened for my life.
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We must destroy it with fire.
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That thing gave me the heebie-jeebies. I'm going to announce at tomorrow's services that all cats are banned in Freehold.
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The next door neighbor is a crazy cat lady witch and she has some evil cats, too. Evil witches and cats just go together. Sometimes when I'm driving home at night I can see their eyes in the dark, watching me.
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Most Wise Brothers; we have never stoned witches in my small community, we have always burnt them. I believe some of the elders have been turning a blind eye as of late, as there have been no burnings for almost two years.
Many fond childhood memories are had at burnings. The cozy warmth of the fire, the smell of fat bubbling on the wood and children roasting chestnuts warm the heart of even the most stern parent. The screaming and writhing of the condemned only lasts a short while and we drown out the unpleasant noise with hymns. I long for the days of my youth when there was a burning every month. It warms the cockles of my heart to reminisce. God be with ye, good gentlemen. |
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We all know that lezbertarians tend to be witches and that they tend to have lots of cats. Coincidence? I think not.
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Better not to dwell on it or feel sorry for ourselves. When you feel the self-pity, just look at what God can do for those that worship Him without question. Attachment 15325 Focus on your love of God! In Jesus Christ |
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Did you not read Romans 13:1-4 like Brother Gabe quoted to you? We as Christians are commanded to obey secular law. Titus 3:1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,Stoning witches is (unfortunately) against the law, but we must follow the law. Please do not promote anything illegal on this forum. Thanks for understanding. |
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Dear, kind, Brother Harold Porter, thank you for your correction. I have committed the sin of pride. Forgive me.
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