Dutch Church Cures Homosexuality, Liberals Asstounded
Leave it to the Dutch: even when they do something right, they find a way to screw it up!
Dutch Church castrates boys to cure homosexuality Now we here at Landover have espoused this particular brand of Jesus-approved tallywhacker modification for decades--it is nothing new. However, those backwards liberals over there in the Netherlands have long since left Jesus in the dust and moved on to deeper and darker religions. However, we must never forget that sometimes even in the most dire circumstances Jesus can shine a light. Think Daniel in the Lions' Den, for instance. In this case, perhaps the only True Christian™ Church in the Netherlands performed several (10+) carefully supervised castrations were performed in accordance with Matthew 19:12: Quote:
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Re: Dutch Church Cures Homosexuality, Liberals Asstounded
Goodness, I misread your title! :blush: I thought the 't' in your last word was a 'p'.
I was about to be offended. One question: Why didn't they also castrate the "priests"? |
Re: Dutch Church Cures Homosexuality, Liberals Asstounded
This is liberal socialist death panels in ACTION Brethren. You do something good, like castrate you effeminate fellow Christian's son to stop him from turning into a sissy boy and in Communist Europe they toss you in JAIL!! Doubtless the Dutch prison gangs have the man on man rape all ready scheduled for these poor Christians.
To stop of this kind of mindless bigotry here in America is why we fight this culture war my fellow Christians! This is why we must be willing to toss New England, California, Oregon, Hawaii into THE SEA if need be. TO STOP THE HATE! |
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