Reserve your grave plot in the 1 billion dollar monument to Jesus.
The Great Cross Alliance is going to be a mausoleum that will be larger than the three great pyramids combined.
We need you to dig deep, folks to secure a spot of honor for your beloved Pastors. We will be trying to raise 20 million for Zeke's modest burial monument. Plus, we will be supporting America's lifeblood Capitalism. Quote:
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I hope they don't allow sodomites or bean lickers to be interred there. Can you imagine how offensive to God that would be?
It would be like the Tower of Babel. |
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I'm happy to report, Mr. Etheldreda has reserved a plot for me in the $Billion Monument to JESUS!
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Basically this sounds good, but I am bit woried about the prize. One billion dollars just sounds bit low and tacky for the greates monument for our LORD. How does it look for Jesus if there are bunch of messican contractors just loitering aimlessly around the building site for few years. Even worse, think about if some sand-nigras will use their ill-acquired oil money and build 2 billion dollar monument for some moon god after we have finished this one.
No, in my opinion we should aim at least to 10 billion dollar monument. Everyone can make beautiful and sensible monuments and buildings but nothings says more "We are the chosen people" than extravagant prize tag that others can't match. We can't sell Jesus this cheap. |
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I have had Hutchins LLC make a tax deductible donation on behalf of all Landover Pastors. I have set up a trust to create a $100,000 endowment to be funded after ten years. This is done assuming my wife out lives me.
I have also secured a spot for myself. I already had a plot for Mrs. Hutchins down by the swamp so there is no point is spending money for another when she has a perfectly good place waiting. |
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I was able to pledge 20$
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Is it true the Great Cross will feature continuous audio readings of the works of David Brooks and other great REAL American authors?
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