"Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children
:) SPONSOR A NIGLET TODAY! :) http://i39.tinypic.com/2napdzr.jpg Here I am, with one of the little niglets who are part of our ministry. Can't you see the love between all of us? If you love Jesus, you will help me let these niglets live a better life! Brothers and sisters in Christ, One of the more overlooked and neglected demographic groups in Christian evangelical missionary work are young negro children, or more properly known as niglets. Millions of niglets across our fair country are raised in unsaved households. Either their mothers are working the nightshift at a 24-hour Wal-Mart and don't have the time to properly raise them in a True Christian™ environment, or sometimes the mothers don't work at all. Paternal negligence is overwhelming in the negro community and these little niglets lack a stable father figure in their life, often considering whatever negro buck coming over for a quick lay or a couple hits of the crack pipe "Daddy". And when they are raised in a religious environment, these niglets are indoctrinated from a young age in false churches like A.M.E. Churches or worse, Black Muslim groups. What can we do to save these poor, unfortunate niglets? I, the Rev. Jim Osborne, have worked closely with Landover Baptist Church in creating a small ministry aimed at bringing these niglets up in a True Christian™ way, and hopefully putting them on the path for further ministry in our Ex-Negro programs when they get older. This is why we have created "Sponsor a Niglet". Sponsoring a niglet is a small financial contribution each month, with plans starting as low as $49.95 a month. This ministry provides valuable assistance to these niglets. What does your monthly contribution do?
This T-Shirt is truly great. People will often stop and ask you on the street what it's all about. You can explain to them you are a True Christian™ dedicated to helping niglets learn about Jesus. It also makes people realize you are a very tolerant, caring individual who is helping minority races. Just listen to some testimonials from some of our sponsors! "This ministry is great! For a mere $79.95 a month I know some niglet has a chance to be Saved® and go to heaven. I know they live a hard life but at least they'll have something to look forward to after they die!" - Diane R., Lubbock, TX "Thank you Rev. Jim! Normally I don't let my children go near niglets because I don't want them to start becoming gangsters or raping white women when they get older. But now I don't feel so guilty about holding these prejudices anymore. What a great ministry!" - Harold N., Tupelo, MS "I love this t-shirt! Wherever I go, people often stare at me and whisper to each other. The look on their faces is pure shock. No doubt they are commenting on how great of a Christian I am and making a stand against racism. It must amaze them that somebody like me is doing something to help these niglets!" - June W., Sandusky, OH You've heard it friends, so why not get started on a monthly plan right away! Contact your Landover Baptist Church pastors for more information or to get payments started. I can be reached via PM or email at revjimsoborne@gmail.com Ask yourself: What Would Jesus Do? He would help these little niglets, that's what He would do! Yours in Christ, Rev. Jim Osborne |
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. . . We make sure these dear little niglets don't grow up to be uppity or have a sense of entitlement . . . Reverend, that is the key to success for your program. Most other concerns foster that kind of wrong thinking, and it certainly leads to major problems. Reinforcing the correct Biblical role for the Hamites is just so often neglected. |
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I wouldn't have to touch one, would I? Or stand too close to it? :fear2:
After all, they DO bear "The Curse of Ham" - and I don't mean any boiled EASTER Ham, either! :angry: |
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This sounds like such a wonderful project! As a compassionate Christian, I am very interested in taking part in this worthy cause. Reverend Jim, do you know what sizes are available for the t-shirts? The niglet won't actually come to my house at any time, will it? If it knows where we live, there's a high chance on robbery.
I'll ask my husband if we can get involved in this as soon as he gets home from his shift. |
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Can I just give my shirt to the little kid's parents?
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Hmmm. I'm interested, but am I going to have to send fried chicken and pies too, or is the money and prayer enough? More importantly, at any time will they be aware of my home address?
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Upon maturity, are they released into the wild to run free?
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Amen Reverend!
$50 a month and I can be even more smugly satisfied in my Salvation® without having to actually DO anything?! I can't wait to wear my 100% cotton t-shirt proclaiming Christian love of MY niglet. |
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My GOD, Brother! That is absolutely the VERY BEST Agonized, Bloody JESUS picture that I have seen in some time! :thumbsup: |
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Rev. Jim answers your questions! :thumbsup:
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The niglet won't ever come to your house, don't worry. All you do is provide the financial support, the pastors and volunteers do the rest! :thumbsup: Quote:
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In addition to the wonderful tee shirt, will we also get a full description receipt? I'm thinking that whenever someone calls me a racist (and it happens far more often than I would expect), it would be nice to simply show them something like that rather than argue with them about it. And at $50 a month, an anti-racist document like that would be quite a bargain. I could even show them that I am up to date with it!
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Rev. Jim,
I'm curious, could you please make these in an apron and a tote bag? I don't wear T-shirts very often (except the Hands-off club one). I could sure use a tote bag with a cause on it. Just think how quickly they will take off and be in high demand. I am the fashion diva of Freehold after all. All the ladies look to me for what to wear. :thumbsup: The niglet on the apron will be adorable. I just hope no one mistakes it for a baby monkey.:birgits_giggle: |
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I would pay extra if I could have an iron on to put on my nurse robes!
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this is absolutely awful!!!
How dare you treat people differently because of their skin color? If I am correct, ((which by the way I am)) Jesus was not white either. So where do you get off thinking people with darker skin are somehow 'godless' Also, for your information, one of my good friends is African-American. She is not only from a well-off family, she is also my most religous friend. |
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My name's not Lot.
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Just because YOU are white, doesn't mean that we have to support white children too with this project. I can't believe your racist views, that you would steal money from deserving black children, just because you think we should treat white children the same. If we want to support black children, then that is our right. If you and your klan buddies want to support white children, then do your own thing away from here. You don’t need you bigots and racists polluting our Godly forums. |
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