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Ocidnac 06-12-2009 05:59 PM

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Seriously you guys, where is Debilistan? How can a map be correct without Debilistan. You will end up in the Bad Hell if you go on like that!

Wide-Open 06-12-2009 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Ocidnac (Post 339879)
Seriously you guys, where is Debilistan? How can a map be correct without Debilistan. You will end up in the Bad Hell if you go on like that!

Is that the non-existant country supposedly wedged between France, Luxemburg, Germany, and the Netherlands? :glare:

Ocidnac 06-12-2009 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Wide-Open (Post 339882)
Is that the non-existant country supposedly wedged between France, Luxemburg, Germany, and the Netherlands? :glare:

No, it's north of the southern westpole!
Don't they teach Debiliteiten anymore?

Wide-Open 06-12-2009 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Ocidnac (Post 339883)
No, it's north of the southern westpole!
Don't they teach Debiliteiten anymore?

Friend, you are just not making sense. Did you vote for Mieke V. again last Sunday?

Quote:

Debilité Retardité Muntthee

Egalité, Fraternité, Camillethee.

It's been done before you know.

Why do you hate Jesus? (or as they say in your neck of the woods: "Kinneke Jezus"? :( )

Ocidnac 06-12-2009 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Wide-Open (Post 339885)
Friend, you are just not making sense. Did you vote for Mieke V. again last Sunday?



Egalité, Fraternité, Camillethee.

It's been done before you know.
Then I'll quote some friends of mine:
"Via in lollae fortiter Debilitas est"
"Exsequor ilud natura non Debilitas"

Why do you hate Jesus? (or as they say in your neck of the woods: "Kinneke Jezus"? :( )

Nope, NVA.
Bart De Wever!!!

You probably voted for the "sossen" or the commies from the PVDA+.

Tallywacker69 06-14-2009 02:20 PM

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Praise Ocidnac!

Bramen!

Maybe if you study the Bookus Vanus Ocidnacus, you will find your path to eternal Debielheid. :thumbsup:

I quote:
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then the Aldebielige created his self, after that he created the Ragus, the Debiele power.
The Aldebielige said: "Let there be light, for the Ragus to find his way to the human kind." Ocidnac switched on the lights and saw that it was Debiel.
After that, he created the universe with the words: I create this universe for the Debiliteit to stay.
Then he took a break, for he had already worked ten full minutes.
After that, he created the humans, saying: There must be someone for the Ragus to go to, Debiliteit wil appear and they will worship it.
In the end, Ocidnac created Ydnac, saying: Is it not Debiel that I create an enemy?
The universe was complete, except for the Prophet, who will appear sooner or later.

Praise the Howly Bookus Vanus Ocidnacus!
Bramen :innocent:

"Via in lollae fortiter Debilitas est"

Vincentius Pius 06-14-2009 06:07 PM

A terrible mistake!
 
I am familiar with Americans not knowing of the liberal Netherlands' location but really this is a big mistake or misunderstanding.

I'd suggest the following description for The Netherlands:
"The place where protestantism began. Now a pagan pit. Beware: gays live here together with jews, and all kinds Christians. There are also other pagans of all sorts."

The misunderstanding is the fact you stated nazis live in The Netherlands.
It's true, some nazi's live here but have a look at this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rland_2006.png
██ Catholic (27,0%)
██ Protestant (very well comparable to Baptists)(16,6%)
██ Muslim (5,7%)
██ Hindu (1,3%)
██ Buddhist (1,0%)
██ None of the above (48,4%)


and:
The amount of Nazi groupings is very small and scattered over the country-side.

_________________
The Lord Bless you.

Get Thee Hence! 06-14-2009 06:12 PM

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Sounds like the space cowboy's both want a sandwich with cheese.

Tallywacker69 06-14-2009 06:36 PM

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sandwich with cheese.
No, it is pronounced as "Willen, Shandwis me kes Spesh Cebwa."

Check: http://oncyclopedia.net/wiki/Debiel :thumbsup:

Get Thee Hence! 06-14-2009 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tallywacker69 (Post 341102)
No, it is pronounced as "Willen, Shandwis me kes Spesh Cebwa."

Check: http://oncyclopedia.net/wiki/Debiel :thumbsup:

Do you have any scripture to back that up (no pro, or e nunciation required on God's favourite Forum - You dribble here, you've got an eternity to wipe it up :thumbsup:)?

Glory.

Ezekiel Bathfire 06-14-2009 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Vincentius Pius (Post 341089)
It's true, some nazi's live here but have a look at this:

██ None of the above (48,4%)


What are they then? Is this some weird foreign heathenism?

PS In Godes vrees te leven heb ick altyt betracht, daerom ben ick verdreven om Landt om Luyd ghebracht:
In God’s trees to live, have sick alright tractor, daring Ben sick driven on the ground...um.. the light is broken

maer God sal mij regeren als een goet Instrument, dat ick zal wederkeeren in mijnen Regiment.
Mayor God shall my Roger as a good instrument, that sick saloon widows care in my regiment.

You’ve got a stupid signature.:wacko:

Professor Majestic 08-03-2009 07:11 PM

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Good show, Mr. Bathfire! Absolutely hilarious! Wait......
You're serious?

Vavoline Johnson 08-03-2009 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord (Post 209742)
Brother Bathfire,

I am going to petition our local school board to begin using this immediately!

YIC

I is startin back to school dis Weds...I be makin copies and handin dem out to everyone

Ezekiel Bathfire 08-03-2009 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Professor Majestic (Post 374732)
Good show, Mr. Bathfire! Absolutely hilarious! Wait......
You're serious?

Sir, your sinful arrogance and pride are apparent to all. The map is for the education and reference of everyone.

Whether they ridicule or praise, the facts remain the same.

cosmo billy 08-31-2009 04:38 AM

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iq and income stats...

Pastor Ezekiel 08-31-2009 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo billy (Post 392383)
iq and income stats...

What are all those squiggly marks next the numbers on your map? And what does "IQ" have to do with Salvation®?

You need to read the Bible, son. :rtfm:

James Hutchins 08-31-2009 02:39 PM

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... and what IQ is the pale green, sub 70? Would make sense knowing those countries.

Pastor Ezekiel 09-01-2009 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 392596)
... and what IQ is the pale green, sub 70? Would make sense knowing those countries.

I noticed that too. He's trying to say that a drunken Irishman is smarter than a wetback from Tijuana? I have a hard time believing that. :huh:

OldGreg 10-28-2009 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 209736)
Hello everyone,
I saw on another thread that some Unsaved Trash didn't know where Chinks came from, so I thought I'd make a map of the world to show everyone where everyone else is.

I would have liked to have room to show how bits of the USA are infested with papists or Lutherans, or that the French smell of garlic, their women are harlots and their men are all homers, but there's just not the room.

Perhaps I'll do some more detailed ones later.

Anyway, I hope this helps:

Attachment 6096

I don't understand how if you are the Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
you would be able to post such offensive trash. Are we not Christians? Did our savior Lord Jesus not teach us the ways of understanding and tolerance for ALL people? Did he not teach us to love our neighbors as we would love ourselves?

James Hutchins 10-28-2009 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by OldGreg (Post 415933)
I don't understand how if you are the Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
you would be able to post such offensive trash. Are we not Christians? Did our savior Lord Jesus not teach us the ways of understanding and tolerance for ALL people? Did he not teach us to love our neighbors as we would love ourselves?

I'll apologize for Pastor Bathfire by saying there are times when things must be said. You cannot hide from the truth forever. I know some of his words can scorch the eyes of the innocent. But they are fact. Denial of fact leads to sin and an eternity in the fires of hell. :sinner:


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