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Johny Joe Hold 08-07-2012 03:02 AM

Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
I don't recall seeing so much photo shopped material coming from every which way for a long time. It's on TV and in print everywhere you look.

Did this space vehicle really land on the planet, Mars? No.

The reason we know it did not is the timing. If it were real landing, it would not have happened at a crucial point of the campaign season. What a scripted sight, a room full of uniformed actors pretending to be staff of the space ship, all jumping up and down and high fiving.

Obama can fool the news media, but not the members of Landover Baptist Church.

Obvious photo shopping:

http://news.yahoo.com/mars-rover-cur...005531743.html

Pastor Ezekiel 08-07-2012 03:11 AM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
Apparently they landed it in Godless Austria. :huh:

Rev. M. Rodimer 08-07-2012 03:51 AM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 915042)

Interesting site, with an interesting link.

Quote:

There is Something about "Space" that THEY Don't Want You to Know:
The Sun "Spiral-Orbits" Around theMOTIONLESS,Spherical Earth!!
... but the planets ("wandering star") orbit the sun, and the Earth is not a planet.
The World (Earth and unattached atmosphere) is neither rotating around its own axis nor orbiting the Sun. In reality the Sun, Stars and Moon are going around the Stationary, Spherical World just as observed and just as the Bible, Quran, and 1 Enoch say:


Jedediah 08-07-2012 03:57 AM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
It saddens me to think of how many new Baptist Churches could have been built for all the money sunk into this money pit of a hoax.

Little Donkey 08-07-2012 06:05 AM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
Friends - it is a hoax, of course. And also part of Obama's outreach plan to appease the terrorist Muslims. Think of how many B2 bombers we could have purchased with $2.5B... maybe one. For just a little more though, we could have definitely bought one. More, to replace the one that crashed (out of 21 we already bought).


Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. 08-07-2012 05:52 PM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
This whole thing was just perpetuated to force Congress to spend even MORE hard-working Republicans' money on so-called science hooey. Now NASA wants to send a submarine off to the moons of Jupiter :lol:. What good does that do us here? Unless it's a pool of oil, I don't want to know about it. I'm not sure if Obama noticed, but there isn't exactly a waterway that connects us to Jupiter.

John Creeser 08-07-2012 09:00 PM

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Oooo boy Nasa is getting pretty desperate. They say the below is an actual image from Mars...please.:lol:

That is obviously just outside of Las Vegas (and they couldn't even get the instagram settings right:lol:).

Rev. Edward Clement 08-07-2012 09:09 PM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
Brothers, we know that this is evidence of Obama's satanic scheme.

2 Thessalonians
2:7 For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way.
2:8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming: 2:9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,

It is just another sign of the Lord's plan to Rapture® His Church©.

Mark
13:14 But when ye shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing where it ought not, (let him that readeth understand,) then let them that be in Judaea flee to the mountains:

13:23 But take ye heed: behold, I have foretold you all things.

Amen Lord Jesus! We remain ever vigilant and rapture ready in the face of the escapades of the LIEberal conspiracy to infect the world with more lies.


Free Market Fred 08-08-2012 01:35 AM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
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Originally Posted by John Creeser (Post 915423)
Oooo boy Nasa is getting pretty desperate. They say the below is an actual image from Mars...please.:lol:

That is obviously just outside of Las Vegas (and they couldn't even get the instagram settings right:lol:).

LOL, Brother JC. For $2.58 billion, that's the best photo NASA could get? Hah! Even my crappy camera phone takes better pictures than that. Well, you know the old expression, "Close enough for guvmint work."

I think it's obvious what the solution is: privatize NASA. My company would gladly buy up Cape Canaveral and turn it into a Disney-style amusement park. We've already got a prototype for the space shuttle ride:

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...uttle-ride.jpg

We'd have a paintball combat area where you can shoot aliens. The adjacent fast food restaurant would serve up "alien burgers." And of course, there'd be alien-themed drink vending machines:

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...alien-cola.jpg

And you can rest assured that we wouldn't forget the adults. We've got big plans for an all-night alien-themed titty club, with a massage parlor in the back:

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...alien-zone.jpg
Family values on Mars

Our factories in China could churn out a steady stream of alien crap souvenirs in no time. That stuff has fantastic mark-up - a T-shirt we manufacture for less than 50 cents easily sells for $15!

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...-souvenirs.jpg

But I tell ya'll, what irks me most about NASA are those lame "Martian robots" they came up with. I mean all those things do is drive around (at super-slow speed), snap bad-quality photos, dig through the dirt. Jesus H Christ, you'd think that they would at least mount some cool weapons on these things! Now if my company had designed these machines, I can assure you that they'd look much different:

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t-weapons1.jpg http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t-weapons2.jpg

Well, I think it's fair to say that my company's vision for the space program is far closer to mainstream American values than a socialist organization like NASA (which can't even turn a profit!). Hells bells, with prime Florida real estate and all that free publicity, they should be raking it in. Fortunately, when Romney becomes president, he'll be privatizing whatever's left of the guvmint. Then at long last, Americans will get the space program that they truly deserve!

Pastor Ezekiel 08-08-2012 03:06 AM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
Amen brother. All Obama and the demoncrats have ever wanted to do is to find "proof" of little green men from outer space because that would prove the Holy Bible to be a complete fraud. That's their goal, mark my words. :angry:

STINKWAD 08-09-2012 10:56 PM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
lol you tards can't be serious. Even when nasa is posting haz cam pics you still believe they're fake?

Rev. M. Rodimer 08-10-2012 01:07 AM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
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Originally Posted by STINKWAD (Post 916552)
lol you tards can't be serious. Even when nasa is posting haz cam pics you still believe they're fake?

Dear Stinkwad:

Have you ever seen Jurassic Park?

Those dinosaurs look every bit as real as the NASA pics.

Do you think there is an island covered with dinosaurs?

Johny Joe Hold 08-10-2012 01:47 AM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SNIKWAD (Post 916552)
lol you tards can't be serious. Even when nasa is posting haz cam pics you still believe they're fake?

Dear Mr. Stink:

PT Barnum said a sucker is born every minute. You are this minute's sucker.

Didn't you notice the similarity to pictures of deserts in the U. S.? Please look at them again.

STINKWAD 08-11-2012 11:57 PM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
Allright. What would be the purpose of a "hidden" nasa agenda?

Rev. M. Rodimer 08-12-2012 12:49 AM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
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Originally Posted by STINKWAD (Post 917453)
Allright. What would be the purpose of a "hidden" nasa agenda?

Funnel billions to Obama and his cronies, what else? :dunce:

Oh, and promote Marxism through the atheist agenda, "proving" the Bible is wrong.

Pastor Ezekiel 08-12-2012 03:12 AM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by STINKWAD (Post 917453)
Allright. What would be the purpose of a "hidden" nasa agenda?

What do you think they do with all that money? Did you honestly believe that a toilet seat costs $8,000? :huh:

WilliamJenningsBryan 08-12-2012 06:21 AM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
This whole Mars hoax may be nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt by the Obama administration to use Christian tax dollars (and NASA funding) to pander to the mooselimbs in order to capture their votes in the November elections. The silly mooselimbs believe their prophet moohammed's (piss be upon him) name is written on Mars.



Islam Miracle - Muhammad (saw) Name on Mars 2010

Free Market Fred 08-13-2012 02:00 AM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 917557)
This whole Mars hoax may be nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt by the Obama administration to use Christian tax dollars (and NASA funding) to pander to the mooselimbs in order to capture their votes in the November elections. The silly mooselimbs believe their prophet moohammed's (piss be upon him) name is written on Mars.

Good catch, Brother! I think you have blown the lid off of Obama's whole sinister Mars scheme - he is sending robots to Mars to paint Mohammed's name on it! That is the real purpose behind the so-called "peaceful space program." Just like all Muslims, Obama claims it's a "religion of peace" when in fact it's all about war.

All you need to do is look at any mosque and you can see that they are operating a program to put weapons in space.

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t/mosque01.jpg http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t/mosque02.jpg
Nuclear warheads and radar dome on every mosque!

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t/mosque03.jpg http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t/mosque05.jpg

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t/mosque06.jpg
Sikh Mosque in Wisconsin


http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t/mosque07.jpg
US Army Mosque in Guantanamo
(note orange prison garb)



http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t/mosque08.jpg
Mosque in Saudi Arabia
(note Mohammed terrorist statue on left)



http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t/mosque10.jpg
Catholic Mosque in Italy


http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t/mosque11.jpg
Commie Mosque in Moscow


http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t/mosque12.jpg
Joo Mosque in New York


http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t/mosque37.jpg
Iman Obama delivering sermon to Jihadi followers


http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t/mosque38.jpg
Male astronauts suiting-up for NASA suicide mission


http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...t/mosque39.jpg
Female astronauts getting ready for
"Operation Mars Attacks!"


It's obvious that NASA is just a front for the worldwide united Jihadi movement, with Obama as its leader! Now that Obama has turned our public schools into Madrassahs operated by Islamic union thugs, I fear for our children's future!

Johny Joe Hold 08-13-2012 03:24 AM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
In all of these phony pictures, has anyone seen a planted Old Glory Red White and Blue Amercian Flag?

If this were a legitimate event, a U. S. flag would be front and center. And, we would be able to confirm the flag is there on Google satillite photos. I can't find any such photos.

This rediculous notion "a robot is collecting sceintific data" is nuts because the only reason for going there would have been to claim it for the U. S.

Obviously, there is no robot on Mars.

Rev. M. Rodimer 08-13-2012 03:47 AM

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 917557)
This whole Mars hoax may be nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt by the Obama administration to use Christian tax dollars (and NASA funding) to pander to the mooselimbs in order to capture their votes in the November elections. The silly mooselimbs believe their prophet moohammed's (piss be upon him) name is written on Mars.

I bet the whole plan is to write it more clearly! :angry:


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