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lukasekman 03-06-2012 07:57 PM

US should invade Sweden
 
Sweden is more satanic than previously thought. Earlier, I made a prayer request for United States under guidance by Sarah Palin to bring freedom and Jesus to Sweden. My points included the abolishment of corporal punishment, scientologist infiltration, pathologization of Christians, the imprisonment of Helge Fossmo and obsession by social(ist) competence. Other completed my points with the sins committed by feminism and gays.

But the new point is more urgent by all those issues combined. The so called bourgeois government have authorized a huge weapon factory in Saudi Arabia. As we all know, Saudi Arabia is ruled by pedophiles. It is common-place for men to have sex with nine-year old girls, and it is the number two producer of child porn and spam (only China is worse). The Saudi dictator co-funded al-Qaeda with Saddam and the Taleban. They plan to wreak havoc with the US economy by creating an artificial scarcity of oil.

We need so invade Saudi Arabia sooner or later, only a bleeding heart liebral who support Saudi perverts having sex with nine-year olds would object that. Sweden is supplying them with weapons, which they will use to attempt to kill Godly Americans. I suggest a swift preemptive invasion of Sweden, to stop the Saudis from getting weapons of mass destruction.

Sister Kitty 03-06-2012 08:22 PM

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Swedish weaponry is somewhat less than frightening. :glare:


http://www.cathermusic.com/images/Ho...0alphorn_0.JPG

Roberta 03-06-2012 10:24 PM

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Don't sell their air force short!

Dr Laurence Niles 03-06-2012 10:28 PM

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I'm sure if they were invaded they would still somehow remain neutral.

YIC
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Alphonse Alban 03-07-2012 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sister Kitty (Post 855597)
Swedish weaponry is somewhat less than frightening. :glare:


http://www.cathermusic.com/images/Ho...0alphorn_0.JPG

Their attack dogs are large, but not very intimidating.

http://www.photographytips.com.au/im...on-photos1.jpg

Roberta 03-07-2012 06:07 AM

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But their women are...

Nobar King 03-07-2012 07:11 AM

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I can think of at least two reasons to invade Sweden:

Swedish eskimo 03-07-2012 07:49 AM

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I heard that our guards are easy to defeat, they still dresses like in the medieval times and still uses medieval weapons like spears and axes and guards the pope (thats another good reason to invade Sweden)
http://oursurprisingworld.com/wp-con..._guards_02.jpg

The Lord's Sword 03-07-2012 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Roberta (Post 855851)
But their women are...

I need to go pray.

Swedish eskimo 03-07-2012 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Roberta (Post 855851)
But their women are...

Why isn't she in the kitchen? :fear2:

CommonSensei 03-07-2012 09:06 AM

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World War 1
America joins the war at the end because we had already won it. Comes home cowards who showed up late to the party.

/fail

World War 2
Pretty much a repeat of your previous

/fail

US invades Iraq
Allegedly to spread peace and freedom. Failed miserably, over 10 years later still fighting and most of the casualities are American.

/fail

US invades Afghanistan
Need I say more

/fail


So invading Sweden Europe would piffleing rip you up and annihilate you. Plus the USA government ain't going to be buddying up with a bunch of lunatics like you are they?? LOL not now they have the Anti-Christ as their head honch!! Hehehe or did you forget if you DID invade Sweden the orders would be coming from a Black Democrat who believes in Christianity and WORLD PEACE ie not your rubbish about hating everybody.

Go ahead Sweden will laugh in your faces as will God

Roberta 03-07-2012 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Swedish eskimo (Post 855873)
Why isn't she in the kitchen? :fear2:

Because the bögs are better at cooking!

Roberta 03-07-2012 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CommonSensei (Post 855883)
World War 1
America joins the war at the end because we had already won it. Comes home cowards who showed up late to the party.

/fail

World War 2
Pretty much a repeat of your previous

/fail

US invades Iraq
Allegedly to spread peace and freedom. Failed miserably, over 10 years later still fighting and most of the casualities are American.

/fail

US invades Afghanistan
Need I say more

/fail


So invading Sweden Europe would piffleing rip you up and annihilate you. Plus the USA government ain't going to be buddying up with a bunch of lunatics like you are they?? LOL not now they have the Anti-Christ as their head honch!! Hehehe or did you forget if you DID invade Sweden the orders would be coming from a Black Democrat who believes in Christianity and WORLD PEACE ie not your rubbish about hating everybody.

Go ahead Sweden will laugh in your faces as will God


Wax on--wax off you wanking jap.:thumbdown:

Johny Joe Hold 03-07-2012 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Swedish eskimo (Post 855867)
I heard that our guards are easy to defeat, they still dresses like in the medieval times and still uses medieval weapons like spears and axes and guards the pope (thats another good reason to invade Sweden)
http://oursurprisingworld.com/wp-con..._guards_02.jpg

I just don't understand the Swedes. There are plenty of healthy heterosexual males in their country. Why would they recruit only homers to be in their military?

lukasekman 03-07-2012 03:07 PM

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Thanks for all responses.
However, the Swedish weakness is not their weapon technology, which is quite advanced. It is rather the but the combination of low manpower and refusal to arm their air force with cluster bombs. Their army is just way too small to defend the country, it can merely handle some left-wing riots in Malmö.

Having the Saudi pedophile dictator using them is completely different. His brainwashed thugs of perverts believe that they will be rewarded with an endless supply of nine-year olds in the paradise if they sacrifice their life against the West. Having 20% of the global oil reserves, he can easily arm every single pervert with a rifle which will be used to sexually assault young girls.

The Lord's Sword 03-08-2012 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CommonSensei (Post 855883)
World War 1
America joins the war at the end because we had already won it. Comes home cowards who showed up late to the party.

/fail

World War 2
Pretty much a repeat of your previous

/fail

US invades Iraq
Allegedly to spread peace and freedom. Failed miserably, over 10 years later still fighting and most of the casualities are American.

/fail

US invades Afghanistan
Need I say more

/fail

That's why WE are the richest nation in the world and YOU are a bunch of sheep banging alcoholic heathens?

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So invading Sweden Europe would piffleing rip you up and annihilate you.
Really? Do you think God would allow that to happen? Name a war He's let us lose? Revolution - Win, War of 1812 - Win, Civil War - Win, WW1 - Win, WW2 - Win, Korean War - Win, Vietnam Conflict - Win, Cold War - Win, First Iraq War - Win, Second Iraq War - Win, Afghanistan War - Win.

God loves us, PRAISE HIM!!!!!!

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Plus the USA government ain't going to be buddying up with a bunch of lunatics like you are they?? LOL not now they have the Anti-Christ as their head honch!! Hehehe or did you forget if you DID invade Sweden the orders would be coming from a Black Democrat who believes in Christianity and WORLD PEACE ie not your rubbish about hating everybody.
Don't worry Obama Bin Laden will be out of office in a few months and will be replaced by a good God fearing Republican, who will nuke all Muslims.

MrSwede 11-26-2012 09:40 PM

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All the pictures you guys have linked in this thread is all pics of Switzerland!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland

This is Sweden you ignorant retards.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden

Matthew Hopkins 11-26-2012 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MrSwede (Post 953374)
All the pictures you guys have linked in this thread is all pics of Switzerland!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland

This is Sweden you ignorant retards.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden

Look, you Swiss Nazi, stop defiling our bandwidth with your gibberish and hacked links.

Get on your knees and tell Jesus you're sorry, Mrs Turnip.

YBIC

MrSwede 11-26-2012 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthew Hopkins (Post 953379)
Look, you Swiss Nazi, stop defiling our bandwidth with your gibberish and hacked links.

Get on your knees and tell Jesus you're sorry, Mrs Turnip.

YBIC

Hahaha yeah right... Just wanted to teach you guys something, it's clearly you don't know anything about the world.

Matthew Hopkins 11-26-2012 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MrSwede (Post 953401)
Hahaha yeah right... Just wanted to teach you guys something, it's clearly you don't know anything about the world.

We don't need suicide lessons, or homosexualist ranting. Get back to your godless saunas and perverted cuckoo clocks.

YBIC


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