PROOF: British study shows that floods are caused by gaysexual marriage!!
As we know God has started to drown Godless Brits because of their God mocking limey ways. Some of the more rational and God-fearing residents of that Godless island have however still some sense in their head. They have discovered that recent flooding is a direct consequence of legalizing the gaysexual marriage.
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Mr. Alban, as a home educator, I've spent considerable time on the internet learning science to teach my children. This article is a very sound scientific explanation. As a mother and a Christian, I am extra appalled by the blatant disregard for fellow people the gays exhibit time and time again. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
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It's certainly fitting that the UK is beset by floods given that the Royal Navy has fostered generations of poofters amongst the general population - and NOW they all want to get married.
Someone should forward this scientific study to the IPCC - maybe the UK would like to institute a program of cap and trade for homers. |
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As Freehold's Mayor, I'm always concerned about our citizens' safety.
Here we sit near the Des Moines and Raccoon Rivers. In Downtown Des Moines is the Polk County Courthouse where countless homers weddings are performed. Freehold has always been spared during other metro area floods. We know God will be pouring down his wrath on Des Moines soon. We all need to pray he spares Freehold yet again. |
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Did they learned their lesson? Well, they will learn soon enough. Again. |
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Sorry, I'm not so swell on the internet. Stupid of me to post my email address!
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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm: I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. :sinner: |
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Th article doesn't prove the original poster's point. You are trying to make it say your deity somehow 'made' it flood. You are hijacking the article and calling it proof for proving what you already believe in your old book of stories.
I swear you people will never change. |
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This article is amazing the facts are so eye opening it amazes me that these gays are such divine beings that they have the power to change nature:lex_12:
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