Not News: Dumbeldore Was A Queer!
 

Well, the secular world may be shocked at THIS news, but we True Christians™ sure aren't. Pastor Deacon Fred, Pastor Pistle, and all of us pastors at Landover have been warning you all from the pulpit about the horrors and perversions of Harry Potter. Now, at last, the feminazi God mocker who forced this hellish vision upon the world has admitted publicly that Dumbledore is a sodomite, and therefore Harry Potter was his personal bitch. :bad:

We don't need any extra reasons, you unGodly Whore of Babylon! There is a special place in hell for the likes of you! :angry:

Re: Not News: Dumbeldore Was A Queer!
 

While it is obvious that the authentic "Hogwarts" collage is nothing more than the nest of sodomites (the name give it away). The fact that a major character is a homer is no surprise. I suppose popular slang will soon make "Dumbeldore" a description of some disgusting act.

Re: Not News: Dumbeldore Was A Queer!
 

I have always said Dumbledore was a fag, and was grooming Harry Potter throughout these sick books for homosexual rape. Now we have proof of it! We all know ALL homosexuals abuse children, and know that in the books this sicko showed an unhealthy interest in Harry, enouraging him to perform oral sex on a dog in the book 'Goblet of Fire' (though this part was cencored by the author before publication)

And now the witch Rowling ADMITS that Dumbledore was a screaming queer, finally the truth of that the Headmaster of a Satanic school in charge of children was a fag and a pedophile! This shows just how sick this Rowling really is!

We were quite pleased when we learned Dumbledore died in the second last book, before the anal child rape of the Potter boy continued. Halleluja!

Re: Not News: Dumbeldore Was A Queer!
 

So now witch covens will finally have the excuse they've long been waiting for to sink to the level of the depravities of the catlick "church". Eating Christian babies wasn't enough for them, huh? Now they get to sodomize them first.
When will America open its eyes and see what's happening? We need to recriminalize witchcraft and sodomy and make them both capital crimes as God commands!

Re: Not News: Dumbeldore Was A Queer!
 

The Name is self-explanatory; how could anything named "Dumbledore" ever possibly be Straight?!

Re: Not News: Dumbeldore Was A Queer!
 

After rearranging 'dumbledore' the magickal incantation 'lubed rod em' appears.
An obvious reference to his intentions towards the children.

Re: Not News: Dumbeldore Was A Queer!
 

Let's hope there is finally an end to these sinful Harry Potter stories! We can't have homers like Dumblestumble rubbing off on innocent children anymore! :ph34r:

Re: Not News: Dumbeldore Was A Queer!
 

Exactly Sister. I wouldnt want to find any of my children emulating old 'backdoor dumbledoor's homo erotic fantasies. It would break my heart to have to kill them, but rules is rules...

Re: Not News: Dumbeldore Was A Queer!
 

Those book always mentioned that Dum Dum and Potter were unusually close. And so much of the story happening in bath rooms. I guess that large tub in the prefects bath, large enough for several boys, was really used.

Re: Not News: Dumbeldore Was A Queer!
 

It seems like Rowling isn't satisfied with just making God angry with her witchcraft and now she has to add gay characters. Next thing you know she will go back and edit her first book so that there is a transexual character and beastiality.

JoKer Rowling reveals:
 

News flash!!!


Just heard over the TV.
Guess what JKR has sprung?
Look it up yourselves. Am disgusted.


:bowdown:

They'll all worship her now for sure.






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Re: JoKer Rowling reveals:
 

Here. Real easy to find. Gah.

Re: JoKer Rowling reveals:
 

We were the first to know. We have reporters who follow her around waiting for the chance to start a bonfire.

Do try to keep up. :lol:

Re: JoKer Rowling reveals:
 

All I know is that I don't keep news like this to myself; I tell the world the very minute ! that I hear something.

Deflated

PP


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edit:

Just now, a bump and banging atop the roof. So I am reporting that too. Expect it's a coon. Maybe a couple.

Re: JoKer Rowling reveals:
 

Get out of there at once brother!!!

If you have Negros on your roof you'd better call the police!

*Praying for your safety*

Dear Heavenly Father,

Please protect Poetic Peter from the Ebony Menace™ that is currently trying to work it's way into his household.

I pray that you send a minimal version of Sodom and Gomorrah's fire and brimstone, on his roof that only kills that adumbral annoyance.

Thanking you in advance. Your ever so humble servant
V

YIC
V

Re: JoKer Rowling reveals:
 

Thank you Pastor Pistle Ezekiel for merging my former stand-alone thread with Pastor Zeke's scoop of the year.
I really was a day late. I did search for the terms of course:

rowling professor homer ; found nothing.


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Thank you Brother V, you're a pious man among us.

Animals. Report in verse, Southern die-elect:


Dey wuz two little coons scamperin' da roofs.
Bang an' da fall an busted golden toofs.

Gonna have two
fuzzy night
caps now.