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Pastor Ezekiel 12-18-2006 01:29 PM

Re: Today in Christ
 
December 18, 1865: Slavery is abolished in the United States as the Thirteenth Amendment to the Constitution is ratified. Many of the abolitionists who pushed for its passage were Christians seeking to make America more like the false Christian image of Heaven they forced on America.

What a sad, sad day in American history! The day that America turned its back on God by inverting His laws, under pressure from the liebral false Christian mongrels who had infested America from europe.

Quote:

Leviticus 25:44-46
Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever.

Ephesians 6:5
Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.

Colossians 3:22
Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.

1 Timothy 6:1
Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.

Titus 2:9-10
Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again; Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.

1 Peter 2:18
Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.
Please note; American politics and morality took a horrible plunge from this day forward. Freeing nigras made it possible for homers to demand speacial rights too.:glare:

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. 12-18-2006 02:38 PM

Re: Today in Christ
 
It is a scientifical FACT that every downgrade in morality can be traced back to one monumental event:

Gay rights -- VERMONT and Massachusetts, need I say more?
Pot -- Woody-stockers
Child sacrifice -- Roe v. Wade
Evilutionary "science" -- Scopes

As soon as these things happened, the issues overtook America overnight. No True American had ever heard of killing babies until Roe V. Wade, and then all of a sudden it was thrust down our throats. Imagine: the United States government, appointed by God Himself, forcing Americans to get pregnant just to kill their babies :angry:!

Pastor Ezekiel 01-01-2007 11:53 AM

Re: Today in Christ
 
January 1, 1863: American President Abraham Lincoln frees all slaves in Confederate states by issuing the Emancipation Proclamation. Churches throughout the North held candlelight vigils commemorating the event.

This is an event that will live in infamy. That homer Lincoln almost ruined the nation and the GOP. Its because of Lincoln that nigras don't know their place and rape White women all day instead of working for an honest day's pay.

Worse yet, Lincoln mocked God by outlawing the practice of slavery. The Holy Bible is quite clear on how God feels about the subject.

What the Bible says about Slavery

Exodus 21:2
If thou buy an Hebrew servant....

Exodus 21:7
If a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant....

Exodus 21:20-21
And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

Exodus 22:3
If he have nothing, then he shall be sold for his theft.

Leviticus 22:11
If the priest buy any soul with his money....

Leviticus 25:39
And if thy brother that dwelleth by thee be waxen poor, and be sold unto thee....

Leviticus 25:44-46
Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever.

Ephesians 6:5
Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.

Colossians 3:22
Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.

1 Timothy 6:1
Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.

Titus 2:9-10
Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again; Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.

1 Peter 2:18
Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the forward.


I have no doubt that Lincoln is swimming in satanic bile for all eternity for spitting on God's Holy Word.:thumbsup:

Pastor Ezekiel 01-22-2007 12:21 PM

Re: Today in Christ
 
January 22, 1973: The United States Supreme court legalizes baby genocide in its Roe v. Wade decision.

One of the darkest days in the history of humanity, feminazis and monkey-worshipers have murdered bazillions of pre-born babies since this sad day. It made Jesus incredibly angry.

Pastor Isaac Peters 01-24-2007 09:06 PM

Re: Today in Christ
 
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January 24, 1438: The Council of Basel suspended His Unholiness Pope Eugene IV and would later depose him for heresy. Just how evil do you have to be before not even the Roman institution wants you around anymore? Perhaps he was keeping all of the best altar boys for himself.

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Pastor Isaac Peters 01-24-2007 09:32 PM

Re: Today in Christ
 
Moderator note: Tyrone's comments and the Godly responses thereto have been moved here.

Pastor Isaac Peters 02-01-2007 12:52 PM

Re: Today in Christ
 
In yet another example of Romanist villainy, February 1 is the feast day of "Saint" Brigid, an ancient Celtic goddess whom the papists adopted into their religion. The fish heads must have figured that worshiping only one goddess wouldn't offend Jesus enough, so they decided to collect the whole set.

Brigid is also sometimes called the "Queen of Heaven." Where have we heard that before?

Pastor Ezekiel 02-04-2007 01:26 PM

Re: Today in Christ
 
February 5, 1597: Twenty-six Japanese Catlickers are crucified for their faith in Nagasaki, Japan. By 1640, thousands of Japanese mary-worshipers had been slaughtered.

Praise Jesus, those samurai chinks knew how to deal with no-good ring-kissing papists! I'll bet they called out the ninjas on them too. GLORY!

Pastor Ezekiel 02-24-2007 01:42 PM

Re: Today in Christ
 
February 29, 1692: The Salem witch trials in colonial Massachusetts begin when Tituba, the female Indian servant of Reverend Samuel Parris, and Sarah Good are accused of witchcraft. Parris initiated the trial by declaring, "In this very church, God only knows how many devils there are." By the time other area false Christian pastors were able to distract the town, 19 suspected witches had been hanged and 150 imprisoned.

And Praise Jesus, we have been carrying on that Godly tradition ever since.:thumbsup:

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Mrs. Mary Whitford 02-24-2007 04:03 PM

Re: Today in Christ
 
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 45824)
February 29, 1692: The Salem witch trials in colonial Massachusetts begin when Tituba, the female Indian servant of Reverend Samuel Parris, and Sarah Good are accused of witchcraft. Parris initiated the trial by declaring, "In this very church, God only knows how many devils there are." By the time other area false Christian pastors were able to distract the town, 19 suspected witches had been hanged and 150 imprisoned.

And Praise Jesus, we have been carrying on that Godly tradition ever since.:thumbsup:

It only goes to show you, no good can come from letting an Injun into your house or allowing them to work for you. At least Messican'ts, while just as lazy, are at least false Christian Mary cultists and not witches, even though both rejections of Jesus can rub off on the unwary.
I haven't checked the Freehold bylaws for this, but are there restrictions on who can have non-Christian servants? Gold Level Tithers and above should be safe (or at least I hope so, as I'm Double Gold and despite my suspicion that she's been stealing pies, Laquisha has been doing a remarkable job keeping my home clean).

Daisy Mae Johnson 02-26-2007 05:20 PM

Re: Today in Christ
 
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria (Post 45845)
It only goes to show you, no good can come from letting an Injun into your house or allowing them to work for you.

Amen Sister!

They DON'T work. LOL everyone knows that.

Why, I told my son Tater to sit Indian style. So he grabbed a 5th of Vodka and went and laid down in the gutter.


He is soooo cute!

L:heart:ve, Sister Thumper

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. 03-08-2007 04:43 AM

Today in HIS-story!
 
Brothers and Sisters,

Since it seems that I am on a history kick lately, I just want to take a few moments to remind you of yet another glimmer from America's spotless past.

March 8th, 1782

This was that will be forever remembered as the Gnadenhutten Victory, so-named because it occured in an area of America that illegal immigrants had pre-stolen. On this day so long ago, in Pennsylvania, nearly 100 redskins were sent home to Jesus, to be judged and sent on their way to Hell, where they would meet their master, Satan. Godly White Christians had finally had enough of the fruit-stealing and wife-raping and decided to do something about it, and fought back against the heartless and cruel red invaders.

Now some liberals will cry crocodile tears about how the "merciless whities" slaughtered the "helpless noble Indian", but they will do anything to attack America. Americans were under attack from these savages, and they expect our Forefathers to have stood idly by while the injuns crapped behind the nearest tree?! What a waste of the greatest land put on earth for His People! Pay no attention to these attention-whores--the liberal elites will always find something to blather about, so if we ignore them, they might go away.

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. 03-08-2007 04:44 AM

Re: Today in HIS-story!
 
And before some uppity wiccan whines about it, yes I prepared my article early -- I realize that I submitted it approximately 20 minutes before the start of March 8th.

Brother Temperance 03-08-2007 10:41 AM

Re: Today in HIS-story!
 
March 8th is also, of course, International Women's Day - a day dreamt up by Communists in order to try and make up for the innate superiority of men the other 364 days of the year. But did you know that International Women's Day was first established by a congress of women affiliated to the Second Socialist International, meeting in Denmark to do the washing-up and cooking for the entire Second International? Curiously enough, they just so happened to be meeting in a building known as the Folkets Hus, which later became known as Ungdomshuset. Yes, that's right folks - nearly 100 years after a group of crazed Communist witches first tried to usurp the authority of men, Jesus has had the last laugh once again! You can run, but you can NEVER hide from the Lord! Glory!

Brother John 03-08-2007 06:18 PM

Re: Today in HIS-story!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 48605)
March 8th is also, of course, International Women's Day - a day dreamt up by Communists in order to try and make up for the innate superiority of men the other 364 days of the year. But did you know that International Women's Day was first established by a congress of women affiliated to the Second Socialist International, meeting in Denmark to do the washing-up and cooking for the entire Second International? Curiously enough, they just so happened to be meeting in a building known as the Folkets Hus, which later became known as Ungdomshuset. Yes, that's right folks - nearly 100 years after a group of crazed Communist witches first tried to usurp the authority of men, Jesus has had the last laugh once again! You can run, but you can NEVER hide from the Lord! Glory!

Ha, my lab partner told me that today as well. I replied that it was okay, she could do all the work if she wanted to. :rolleyes:

SalvationSeeker 03-08-2007 06:50 PM

Re: Today in HIS-story!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 48605)
Curiously enough, they just so happened to be meeting in a building known as the Folkets Hus, which later became known as Ungdomshuset. Yes, that's right folks - nearly 100 years after a group of crazed Communist witches first tried to usurp the authority of men, Jesus has had the last laugh once again! You can run, but you can NEVER hide from the Lord! Glory!

And now the house is being demolished to make room for a Church! :lol:
Praise Jesus, God ALWAYS wins!

Brother Temperance 03-09-2007 12:48 PM

Re: Today in HIS-story!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother John (Post 48703)
Ha, my lab partner told me that today as well. I replied that it was okay, she could do all the work if she wanted to. :rolleyes:

Your lab partner told you that God had demolished Ungdomshuset as a form of belated vengance against the rebellious witches of the Second International? She certainly sounds like a well-informed and righteous character.

Brother John 03-09-2007 02:08 PM

Re: Today in HIS-story!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 48892)
Your lab partner told you that God had demolished Ungdomshuset as a form of belated vengance against the rebellious witches of the Second International? She certainly sounds like a well-informed and righteous character.

Haha no, I'd hardly expect her to know much about that as a secular woman. She was talking about the Women's Day thingy, I hadn't noticed yet.

Brother Temperance 03-09-2007 07:13 PM

Re: Today in HIS-story!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother John (Post 48898)
Haha no, I'd hardly expect her to know much about that as a secular woman. She was talking about the Women's Day thingy, I hadn't noticed yet.

That reflects better upon you than on her. Ignoring women is always a good strategy, unless they get unacceptably uppity, in which case discipline is required. Where I live, the righteous police force have a very special way of dealing with out-of-control feminazis.

Rev. Dr. Davidson 03-10-2007 01:07 PM

Re: Today in HIS-story!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 48946)
That reflects better upon you than on her. Ignoring women is always a good strategy, unless they get unacceptably uppity, in which case discipline is required. Where I live, the righteous police force have a very special way of dealing with out-of-control feminazis.

While that is the proper way to deal with an uppity woman, she has files a suit against the police department in question. So, getting drunk and fighting with police is a way to easy money? That makes me sick...

You see, a similar experience happened to me when I was much younger(20 years ago) and Godless. I decided to drink as much as all the older guys to show that I was able to keep up with them. Last I remember of that night was being at a party. I faded into reality with a cop beating my head into a wall. It was dark in the cell and he'd taken off his badge and name tag. I had a cracked collar bone, cracked ankle, bruised ribs, and many other cuts and scrapes.

With current trends I could have sued the police department for my mistake. I'm glad that the option wasn't open to me back then. If I'd sued, I could have become a loser demoncrat for life. All these suits are teaching people is that they can be as stipid as they want, and they'll get paid for it. I took the punishment I was dealt, and so should they.


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