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Skyseer 11-28-2007 01:23 AM

Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
Because air is free!

Hyuk hyuk!

Talitha 11-28-2007 09:59 AM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
Nothing is free.
There is always a price to pay in the eyes of Our Lord.

Making fun of Hook-nosed Jesus killers in this Thread is no way to become Saved.

We have a Thread for Jokes in another Forum.

Pastor Ezekiel 11-28-2007 10:41 AM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
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Originally Posted by Skyseer (Post 112381)
Because air is free!

Hyuk hyuk!

Lady, we don't tolerate racism around here. I'll bet you aren't even a Christian. :glare:

Mr. Jingles 11-28-2007 05:58 PM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 112430)
Lady, we don't tolerate racism around here. I'll bet you aren't even a Christian. :glare:

The LBC forum is the most racially tolerant one on the internet, as our nigra posters will testify to.

Sister Noddy 11-28-2007 06:49 PM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
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Originally Posted by Mr. Jingles (Post 112562)

The LBC forum is the most racially tolerant one on the internet, as our nigra posters will testify to

... um, and our sand-crawlers, fang-chompers, slippery dress-wearing bead-fingers, muncherizer-bunnie-fluffers, and other animals too, Brother Jingles!

(tehe) :giggle:

Miss Hikari 11-29-2007 01:10 AM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
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Originally Posted by Mr. Jingles (Post 112562)
The LBC forum is the most racially tolerant one on the internet, as our nigra posters will testify to.

*snort of laughter*
Keep telling yourself that...

Virginia Day Templeton 11-29-2007 04:07 AM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
Shut up, cunt-eyes. You know he's right—racism is a bannable offense here!

Miss Hikari 11-29-2007 04:19 AM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton (Post 112751)
Shut up, cunt-eyes. You know he's right—racism is a bannable offense here!

Case in point.

Virginia Day Templeton 11-29-2007 04:34 AM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
What on Earth are you babbling about? Shouldn't you be off in a rice paddy somewhere?

S-Conscious 12-01-2007 11:57 PM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
Ahaha, you "holy people" should be banned yourself for using racism.

Skyseer 12-02-2007 07:45 AM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by S-Conscious (Post 113367)
Ahaha, you "holy people" should be banned yourself for using racism.

You do realise that this entire site is a parody of fundamentalist christians, right?

Brother Temperance 12-02-2007 03:58 PM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
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Originally Posted by S-Conscious (Post 113367)
Ahaha, you "holy people" should be banned yourself for using racism.

What racism? Talk sense, you backwards foreigner!

S-Conscious 12-02-2007 05:12 PM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
You're the ones who don't make any sense. *laughs*

CodyKJV 12-02-2007 06:18 PM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton (Post 112751)
Shut up, cunt-eyes. You know he's right—racism is a bannable offense here!

Where is the love of Christ in you?

Brother Guy Bayard 12-02-2007 06:44 PM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton (Post 112751)
Shut up, cunt-eyes. You know he's right—racism is a bannable offense here!

virginia d templeton. I never thought to read such ungracious and offensive language from you. I am appalled.

Virginia Day Templeton 12-03-2007 12:47 AM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
You're right—my language was un-Christian and unladylike. I just have trouble controlling my temper sometimes, especially with people who take advantage of our patience and forgiveness by attacking our faith again and again.

Cody, I wish that hadn't been your first impression of me. Please accept my apology.

Faith+1 12-03-2007 11:45 AM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
lmao wow...you suck lady. look at what this stuff produces. hateful people who use hateful language to those they hate because they dont believe in what they do. extremists much?

Brother Temperance 12-03-2007 03:19 PM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
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Originally Posted by Faith+1 (Post 113885)
lmao wow...you suck lady. look at what this stuff produces. hateful people who use hateful language to those they hate because they dont believe in what they do. extremists much?

Please! Sister Templeton has already apologised for her slip of the tongue, so why do you have to continue persecuting her for her womanly weakness and using harsh, offensive terms like "suck" and "extremists"?

Buford T Scoggins 12-03-2007 04:48 PM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
Ha! Just saw this photo of that Joo bastard Hugo Chavezstein in Venezuela (holding up two packets of Viagra):

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen...AVEZ-large.jpg

Can anybody identify the Joo who is in the painting, in the background? It must be a Joo, with such a big hook nose. Probably Chavezstein's father.

Speaking of Joos, there was some good news this morning:

Chavez Loses Constitutional Vote

The Lord is with us today. That's great, considering how disappointed I was that last week that the Joo bastard Leeland Eisenberg fellow failed in his attempt to blow up
Hillary Clinton with dynamite.

YIC,
Buford

Ahimaaz Smith 01-09-2008 02:30 AM

Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton (Post 113750)
You're right—my language was un-Christian and unladylike.

But not undeserved. Sometimes it is very hard for us True Christians™ to deal with the intolerance of the Mormons and other anti-Christian, racist nuts who post in our Forums. I am sure that God has already forgiven you, Sister Templeton.


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