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Cars again are objects and cannot murder people. However the person who killed someone whilst driving a car is indeed a murderer. Childbirth is unintentional, at that age a baby cannot think for itself, it is again an accident, no ones fault. I think the term murderer is reserved for humans only, but yes the snake is a killer. Quote:
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I would also take the time to think about something that has been angering God for weeks:
Vuvuzela! It is said to be a blowing horn, but we as True Christians™ know that is not correct. We need to think about everything that is happening around us and we must conclude that the Vuvuzela is used for false religion purposes. First of all: The shape. It does not have a logic form since we don't need blowing horns. We have cellphones these days and internet, so why bother using it a primitive intstrument? Genesis 41:6 And, behold, seven thin ears and blasted with the east wind sprung up after them. Secondly, the Vuvuzela is used as liturgic tool to summon ancient African spirits. God does not like that. |
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And ONLY gayboys play it! |
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Although i don't really like their annoying buzz, how is a phone a substitute for it? They are used to try and create atmosphere at football games. What you said is laughable. Oh and answer my question. NFL is far more violent than football. |
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Lesson 1. Koalas are found in Australia. Lesson 2. Australia is located in the southern hemisphere. Lesson 3. Australians call the kicking of the round ball with 11 players on the field "soccer". Lesson 4. Most of the players in the Australian soccer team are imports. Kinda a case of spot the ozzie! |
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You insult my God by saying he is a murderer. And then you try and play the innocent victim? Give me a break!! |
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And than look at when people learned to write an read, according to the bible the eldest stories in it are thousands of years older than when people gained the skill to write and read. And at that time only a few people mastered it. But to get back to my point, i don't deny the possible excistance of a man who might be named Jesus Christ of Nazareth, but it could just as well be Peter Carpenter from Jerusalem, of whatever.. We don't know, the first guy who wrote it down did it in his own language, en the first guy who translated it did so in his own knowledge of the other language.. Witch means he could just as wel be wrong..again we don't know.. The fact that it is in the bible does not mean it is true.. If i would put the book 'The lord of the rings' in a metal box and bury it in my garden today.. And in about 3.000 years some other human/intelligent life form finds it and deciphers it, you'd probably have a similar situation... Quote:
'Groningen sounds like a made-up name' Don't want to hassle you there, but everything we all say is made-up.. WE created language, so we created words, we created communication, we gave everything a name, we created faith, to understand the things we could not understand. WE created the stories in all the different religious writings. WE created God. Many years ago, when the Maya (i reckon it was) people were still living in their amazing cities in the jungle. One of the Maya's saw a BIG white man wander through the woods.. It was a big white man with a big red beard and horns on his head.. There are still drawings of this man in some caves, the Maya's thought it was a God.. In exactly that same era, where the first sightings and drawings of this big white man were found, the Vikings sailed across the world. And were known to also have set foot in North and South America..(witch is where the Maya's lived). Again you see a natural but primitive human reaction to something they don't know and have never seen before. We create an identity for it, without knowing what it really is. This is my statement about the origin of faith. P.S. Making fun of someone's name is a bit childish don't you think.. |
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2 Chronicles 13:22 And the rest of the acts of Abijah, and his ways, and his sayings, are written in the story of the prophet Iddo. Quote:
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2 Kings 4:28 Then she said, Did I desire a son of my lord? did I not say, Do not deceive me? Quote:
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2 Chronicles 19:9 And he charged them, saying, Thus shall ye do in the fear of the LORD, faithfully, and with a perfect heart Quote:
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There i fixed it for you. Search for Mike Tyson on google. |
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well this guys ear is ok but.... |
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what makes Soccer so different from Baseball? Baseball players smack each other in the rear after a good play. A pitcher on the Phillies got arrested for beating his wife. One player even received a $250,000,000 contract..... greedy much? So, my question to you all is.... Does this mean all baseball players are queer, wife-beating, greed-filled heathens? just an honest question. |
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Disciplining their wives, if they must discipline their wife or children to keep order in his house then so be it. As for slapping each other on the behind you have to remember they wear those large gloves and can not exactly shake hands can they? I hope this clears things up for you. |
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I think its blasphemy saying that god hates soccer. I think some people here use god as a weapon supporting their own opinion. And thats not ok.
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