Recommended True Christian™ Music
PRAISE! GLORY!!
I wanted to start a thread with our favorite True Christian™ music recommendations. Here are but a few of mine: http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6586/untitledgr6.jpg http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3460/album84cl.jpg http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/5175/album35aa.png Brother's and Sister's please feel free to add your favorites for everyone's listening pleasure. Delighted, Sister Thumper |
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Ahhhh...........Sister BTB I'm humming those tunes to myself all the while I'm typing these letters.
I have my very own huge collection of good True Christian music and my Negra Man-servant comes and does a Tap-dance each and every time I fire up the Grammyphone. These just don't fail to get the juices-a-flowing: http://purgatorio1.com/wp-content/pi...sarEatkids.jpg http://purgatorio1.com/wp-content/pics/funeral1.jpg http://purgatorio1.com/wp-content/pics/jesususeme.jpg |
Richard Miller's classic album of Christian music used to be one of my favorites, until I discovered that he was a cripple.
This young fellow Lowell Mason (below) is a distant cousin of my great-uncle's. He gets my toes a-tappin for the Lord! Those Country Gentlemen know how to sing PRAISES! |
These Godless athians just never can understand Pure, Christian Love, can they?
I'm Heartened to see that my and Pastor Kenneth's first album is still around. (Yes; we used to make our own Barrels for Jesus! But I don't want to Share about that Right now.....) The picture was taken shortly after his Missionary trip to Sin Francisco and he's still rather flushed over his success, as you can see: http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6586/untitledgr6.jpg But what Compelled some Hideous Homer! to write "BizarreRecords?" Were they mad because they had got one of the very few barrels that were not sealed Correctly, and so the....beverage....had gone sour? Jesus! SUV |
Goodness, you are all so up-to-date with the latest music ... I must confess I haven't heard of any of those bands. But I thought this young chap looked rather promising; perhaps one of you could tell me if he is worth listening to.
http://i10.tinypic.com/2ugorh1.jpg I heard he was a member of NSYNC, but has since repented of singing with a homo. |
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Here in the Lee household, this would be the album that we just can't keep off the deck: |
Bless you, Brother Ezekiel, for that Sordid-but-necessary expose'!
"Bobby Darin" eh? And did you notice that every time you couldn't see where Darin's hands were, the neegroe's "singing" would rise in pitch and shriek hysterically? I guess we know exactly where Satan's hands, teeth, tail & pitchfork are now on this dead Homer! - don't we? :devil: SUV |
Why, Blessed Brother Larry Lee, this was my own Dear Pastor Kenneth's favorite album as well! SUV |
Ohh ohhh, I just thought of a few more.
(Sigh) Boy did we enjoy these at the last dance night here on the Freehold compound. It was SO much fun, I might have to arrange another one this year...anyway Here you go: http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/168/album25nw.jpg http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2176/album69rj.jpg http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/503...mcover79sf.jpg ENJOY!!! Sister Thumper |
Normally I don't condone Satan's ear candy, the performers usually turn out to be Godless homers. I usually keep myself entertained with my extensive collection of sermons by the Reverend Jim "Hellfire For All" Smoot on grammaphone and banjo music, because it's the only instrument that cannot be made to sound faggy - truly a gift from Our Lord.
In fact, the only recording in my posession that doesn't fall under one of the previous catagories is the one below, which I found in a ditch after being forced to pull over during a bout of the tongues on my way home from my bi-weekly sermon in front of the Lynchburg Sheetz. I could only assume that it was a gift from The Lord. http://www.bsnpubs.com/christian/pierots.jpg |
There is no more Truer of a Christian singer than this man
http://www.hillbillyhits.com/Merchan...uskyBestLg.jpg http://www.hillbillyhits.com/Merchan...ospelWayLg.jpg everybody sing! "On the wings of a snow white dove, He sends his pure sweet love!" |
That Pierot Family seem like a nice enough group. I especially like those girl's wild hairstyles. Very modern. Gives me ideas. I better go to my prayer closet for a while....
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http://www.lumi.at/images/weblog/wor...try_church.gif Ignore the one in the front. I have to admit, her hair is a little provocative as well... Oops, time to go put on my sin harness. |
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Oh Dear, how could I have left out these dandies!!!
Enjoy Brothers and Sisters! With Love, Sister Thumper |
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SweetBabyJesus, but is it possible that the Satanical B-52s were Godly at one time?!! SUV |
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SUV[/quote]I KNEW I had seen them before! GOOD CATCH, SUE VERA! |
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**** Christian music. It sucks. Listen to Iron Maiden or something if you want real music. And if you say something like they're satan worshippers and stuff, well, you're wrong. Get your facts straight.
If you didn't notice yet, I'm here to troll. So you might aswell ban me. You all disgust me, by the way. |
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