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Ezekiel Bathfire 05-15-2008 04:39 PM

Vivisection for Proof against Wicca!
 
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Proving cats do NOT have 9 lives.

Hello everyone and welcome again to Landover Vivisection Laboratory where Biblical Science (BS) sets out to confirm God’s Word and dispel heathen myths.


I received an interesting and thought provoking letter the other day from The RevrgGreen (TC), the gist of which I reproduce below:
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Brother Bathfire, I was very excited to read your thread on Vivisection, and I was wondering - have you tested yet to dis-prove these wiccan lies that cats have 9 lives?

It would be an easy test to do. Just take, say, 100 cats of varying ages and varying breeds (you never know how many lives each of them has left - if this 'myth' is true). And shoot each one of them in the head.

If none survive, we would need to check whether the gun-shot method was a reliable method of testing. (What if cats were allergic to bullets). Take another 100 cats, and this time stab each one of them through the heart, and see if any survive.

The same procedure can be repeated for burning, electronic shock, sawing off their heads with a hack-saw, and beating their skull in with a hammer.

I'd say all-in-all you should use at least 500-1000 cats, to get any sort of accurate result.

If NONE of them survive, we can confirm that cats only have ONE LIFE. Therefore, there is NOTHING special about these filthy creatures at all.


The RevrgGreen (TC) asked a most pertinent question: “Does a Cat have 9 lives?” Wickerans, Goths and Witches would have you believe so, but nowhere in the Bible does it mention anything of what would be an amazing fact.

THE PREPARATION:
By posing as potential owners, we approached 300 Cat Rescue Centers in the area and managed to secure for free 1000 cats in varying states of health. We divided these into 9 groups of 99, the remaining 109 we put into the industrial blender for food for the subjects.

At the end of each experiment, each body was kicked to see if life had departed – we were satisfied to 97% that it had.

THE EXPERIMENTS:
Group A were force-fed lead until the toxicity overcame them. We noted that all survived until a dose of 1½oz had been ingested. The survivors were put into the industrial blender for food for the remaining subjects.

We thus placed group B in a walled compound and shot them with soft-nosed bullets of less than 1½oz – all died.

By reference to group A, we knew that death was not caused by ingestion of lead, but by traumatic injury, even where just the back part of the cat was blown away and it simply died.

Nephew Zebulun pointed out that most cats die in accidents, so for the rest of the experiments, we devised typical accidents.

For group C, we suspended an anvil (Isa:41:7) over a plate of food. When the cat ate, the anvil was released.

87 were killed outright, 11 received crushing injuries, which, untreated, lead to death at a maximum of 12 days. The final subject had only the tail crushed and despite making an unholy row, was placed aside.

Group D were individually fired from makeshift cannon into the path of a speeding vehicle. The results had to be discarded as it was found that they disintegrated due to the power of the explosion.

Group E took their place, the power lowered and again the results had to be discarded as the cats sort of broke apart even if they merely hit the side of the vehicle.

Group F were successfully fired. 47 were squashed by wheels, 8 were splattered by the fenders and grill, 31 died of injuries received as they hit the road, 12 died of injuries at a maximum of 5 days. One survived and was put aside.

Group G were dipped in petrol and set alight. We attempted to set them alight individually, but you’ve no idea how difficult this is and once one started to go up and run around, the rest really caught on. We think we found all 99 charred bodies. This experiment was the only one that caused any noticeable pain; Zebulun stubbed his toe, fell over and grazed his knee as we ran off from the conflagration.

Group H had their paws nailed to the floor and, by use of the nails, were used to complete a 500 volt circuit. None survived. Group H was troublesome. Two cats gave birth thus upping the numbers to 114 and nailing one day old kittens to the ground is extremely tiresome.

Group I had bricks tied to their tails and thrown in boiling water. None survived, although one of them managed to loose itself from the brick and squealed for over 3 minutes. Do you know that the skin actually peels from them in boiling water? Well, that’s a bit more science you now know.

This meant that of the 981 originals, 2 survived, so we killed them with a hammer.

CONCLUSION:
It seems that all cats that died, died only once. We can therefore say that a Cat has ONE LIFE ONLY and that Wickers, Witches and Goths are believers in pure superstition.

As no experiment is complete without pictures, here’s a few to show what hard work Biblical Science is!

Bobby-Joe 05-15-2008 04:47 PM

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This is a godly and impressive example of Christian Science. Brother.

Most impressive.

Old Iron Crotch 05-15-2008 04:51 PM

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Wiccans do not believe that cats literally have nine lives -in fact, that particular belief is not a part of Wiccan thealogy at all.
It's merely an old adage that came about as a result of people observing cats' agility, speed, and athletic grace, which enables them to climb to and jump from high places without injuring themselves.

Bobby-Joe 05-15-2008 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone (Post 188321)
Wiccans do not believe that cats literally have nine lives -in fact, that particular belief is not a part of Wiccan thealogy at all.
It's merely an old adage that came about as a result of people observing cats' agility, speed, and athletic grace, which enables them to climb to and jump from high places without injuring themselves.

Oh here we go with the apologetics. Funny, the moment one of your cult's assertions get disproved we get to hear how it was all a "metaphor". Surprise, surprise. :rolleyes:

revrggreen 05-15-2008 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone (Post 188321)
Wiccans do not believe that cats literally have nine lives -in fact, that particular belief is not a part of Wiccan thealogy at all.

I'm sorry, but from my own research, wiccans DO indeed believe cats have 9 lives. You would be foolish to deny this! That is why I asked our good Brother Bathfire, Christian Vivisectionist, to conduct these important and significant experiments.

I would like to also take this opportunity to deny any and all rumors of Landover cat-holocaust, and state categorically that these were necessary and vital tests, aimed at disproving Centuries of evil Wiccan lies. :angry:

Dr. Santiago Solo 05-15-2008 07:49 PM

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Brother, have you thought of a way of using this cat research into testing if women have a soul? Some sort of "what would happen if?" Then it could maybe migrate into nigletesses or whatever the term for these creatures is:

http://www.texashealth.org/ContentSt...20NICU%203.jpg

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-15-2008 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone (Post 188321)
Wiccans do not believe that cats literally have nine lives -in fact, that particular belief is not a part of Wiccan thealogy at all.
It's merely an old adage that came about as a result of people observing cats' agility, speed, and athletic grace, which enables them to climb to and jump from high places without injuring themselves.

Well, that’s quite amazing. I think it brings to the fore that Wickers will lie unashamedly to prevent their evil ways from being exposed for the fraud they are.

I just chanced upon the following sites
This one
This one
This one (second post)
This one

there’s even a book on it

Never forget people, Wickers and witches and Goths believe cats have 9 lives! How ridiculuous – what arrant superstition and ignorance! They even expect you to believe a book, merely because it's written down, they think it is some sort of authority! How easily are people taken in by stupid myths!

You’ve seen the experiments, now you have to admit – Cats have one life and one life only!

Next they will say that Wickers don’t eat babies!

Old Iron Crotch 05-15-2008 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 188451)
Well, that’s quite amazing. I think it brings to the fore that Wickers will lie unashamedly to prevent their evil ways from being exposed for the fraud they are.

I just chanced upon the following sites
This one
This one
This one (second post)
This one

there’s even a book on it

Only one of those actually mentions cats having nine lives, and it doesn't say that it is meant literally.


Never forget people, Wickers and witches and Goths believe cats have 9 lives! How ridiculuous – what arrant superstition and ignorance! They even expect you to believe a book, merely because it's written down, they think it is some sort of authority! How easily are people taken in by stupid myths!

Like your Bible?


You’ve seen the experiments, now you have to admit – Cats have one life and one life only!

Next they will say that Wickers don’t eat babies!

Wicker is woven reeds. Reeds do not eat people. Nor do Wiccans.

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-15-2008 09:43 PM

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Ezekiel Bathfire: Never forget people, Wickers and witches and Goths believe cats have 9 lives! How ridiculous – what arrant superstition and ignorance! They even expect you to believe a book, merely because it's written down, they think it is some sort of authority! How easily are people taken in by stupid myths!
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MaggottyOldCrone Like your Bible?
Absolutely typical – can’t provide an answer so resorts to illogicalities! Hello! KJV1611 was written at God’s dictation! It’s the nearest they could get to in those days to an .mp3 file.

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Ezekiel Bathfire: You’ve seen the experiments, now you have to admit – Cats have one life and one life only!
Next they will say that Wickers don’t eat babies!
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MaggottyOldCrone: Wicker is woven reeds. Reeds do not eat people. Nor do Wiccans.
What did I tell you? I said you’d deny it! Comparing yourself to a woven basket is no defense!

Old Iron Crotch 05-15-2008 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 188548)
Absolutely typical – can’t provide an answer so resorts to illogicalities! Hello! KJV1611 was written at God’s dictation! It’s the nearest they could get to in those days to an .mp3 file.

Your Bible is an anthology of part Jewish history, part recycled Pagan myth, part erotic poetry, and part fable compiled by a first-century committee with a political agenda.

What did I tell you? I said you’d deny it! Comparing yourself to a woven basket is no defense!

I didn't compare myself to a basket - I merely corrected your word usage, and rebutted your attempt at slander.

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-15-2008 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Santiago Solo (Post 188436)
Brother, have you thought of a way of using this cat research into testing if women have a soul? Some sort of "what would happen if?" Then it could maybe migrate into nigletesses or whatever the term for these creatures is:

http://www.texashealth.org/ContentSt...20NICU%203.jpg

Ah, Brother Dr. Santiago Solo, I’ve been following the discussion on woman’s soul very closely, as yet the discussion is open. You will know that science is not democratic and although the discussion is at a typical Landover high level, the vote has not aided me.

The migration of a soul is discussed here. You will note that the author did not find favour in Origen’s teachings, but equally failed to provide any scientific research.

Origen would lead one to believe that there was a possibility that the human soul could migrate to, say, a cat and then, from the cat back to another human – even a woman.

The difficulty here is that if women already had 1/350th of a soul, this would give them a soul greater than a man.

Clearly, in view of Eve’s directly causing the Downfall, this would be against God and a Satanic work. So, regardless of how interesting it might be, I will leave this for a time at which there is certainty.

On the other hand if the soul migrated from the cat to a man, he would have 2 souls – this cannot be reconciled with Scripture. In any case, it would require 2 lots of Salvation for no added benefit.

So I am unable to help presently, but many thanks for your enquiry – I never imagined that BS would be so interesting to others.

PS the young child is a “Piccaninny”

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-16-2008 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone (Post 188563)
Your Bible is an anthology of part Jewish history, part recycled Pagan myth, part erotic poetry, and part fable compiled by a first-century committee with a political agenda.

As a pure matter of fact, it is the inerrant Word of God as relayed to holy scribes at the time of KJV (Why am I writing in purple? Woman! You're a witch!)

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I didn't compare myself to a basket - I merely corrected your word usage, and rebutted your attempt at slander.
And just what has this got to do with Biblical Science? You're derailing another thread.

Now, for the final time, do you now, as a result of the above experiments, concede and agree that a cat has but one life?

PS rather than write replies within the original quote, why not, for the sake of clarity use [ quote] and [/quote] either side of the passage you wish to quote? In the post above, if, before you had started with your diatribe, you had typed [quote] and the same but with a / after the final word of your rant, then I would have had an easier life.

Nobar King 05-16-2008 05:31 PM

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Brother Bathfire, your experiment reminded me of a story I had seen on the local news. I thought I had seen a cat fall out of a tree before, so I looked on youTube and found several 'cat falls out of tree and survives' videos. I linked to some of them below. It's possible that you didn't include the wrong accident in your testing criteria. Maybe you should consider this phenomenon regarding the longevity of felines.




SUV 05-16-2008 05:48 PM

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But we know who does have 9 Lives: Maggoty Old Crone.

And there Lord & Saviour JESUS only had two. Doesn't seem fair :(

revrggreen 05-17-2008 04:01 PM

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Brother Bathfire,

Might I enquire if there are any trainee-positions available within your Vivisection Labs?

It seems my youngest daughter saw your postings on the subject, and was quite taken with them. Though she is only 12 years old, she quite the little scientist! I came home early yesterday afternoon, to the sounds of howling and screams from our backyard! When I went round to see what was happening, I was met with the sight of my little darling covered in blood, grinning wildly, with a severed dog's head in her hand. She looked so pleased with herself!

It seems that she rounded up all the stray dogs from the neighborhood, and began experimenting on them. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied -

"Trying to teach an old dog new tricks, daddy!"

Don't children say the funniest things! :lol:

It certainly had me laughing. I was very proud of my little sweetheart. Especially with the severe lack of surgical equipment or decent laboratory conditions at her disposal. Armed with only a handful of kitchen knives, a box of rusty farm-tools, rope, and a blow-torch, she had managed to carry out well over 14 successful vivisection-tests! Praise!

In one experiment, she used a rusty hack-saw to saw 4 legs off a dog, before sewing them back on the wrong way round - to see if the dog could still walk!

In another, she cut a dogs head open, removed it's brains, and replaced them with doll-parts, jelly, broken glass and spagetti-hoops - to see if it would still work!

While in her other experiments she - Tied a fire-cracker to a dog's face, and blew one side of it clean off! Cut open a dog's stomach, and replaced it's intestines with baby-toys and old boots! Dipped a dog's head in gasoline, and set it alight! And she even gouged out a dog's eyes with a screw-driver, and hung it from a tree! Glory! She certainly was a busy girl! My darling little vivisectionist!

I'm so proud of her right now! Though I'm not sure what any of these 'tests' had to do with teaching 'old dogs new tricks', she assured me her experiments had been a complete success! Praise!

Here are some pictures of her work -

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SUV 05-17-2008 04:14 PM

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GOD, I just love a Man in a Lab Coat! Might I assist in any way? :brunette:

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-17-2008 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by revrggreen (Post 189337)
Brother Bathfire,

Might I enquire if there are any trainee-positions available within your Vivisection Labs?

It seems my youngest daughter saw your postings on the subject, and was quite taken with them. Though she is only 12 years old, she quite the little scientist! I came home early yesterday afternoon, to the sounds of howling and screams from our backyard! When I went round to see what was happening, I was met with the sight of my little darling covered in blood, grinning wildly, with a severed dog's head in her hand. She looked so pleased with herself!

It seems that she rounded up all the stray dogs from the neighborhood, and began experimenting on them. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied -

"Trying to teach an old dog new tricks, daddy!"

Don't children say the funniest things! :lol:

It certainly had me laughing. I was very proud of my little sweetheart. Especially with the severe lack of surgical equipment or decent laboratory conditions at her disposal. Armed with only a handful of kitchen knives, a box of rusty farm-tools, rope, and a blow-torch, she had managed to carry out well over 14 successful vivisection-tests! Praise!

In one experiment, she used a rusty hack-saw to saw 4 legs off a dog, before sewing them back on the wrong way round - to see if the dog could still walk!

In another, she cut a dogs head open, removed it's brains, and replaced them with doll-parts, jelly, broken glass and spagetti-hoops - to see if it would still work!

While in her other experiments she - Tied a fire-cracker to a dog's face, and blew one side of it clean off! Cut open a dog's stomach, and replaced it's intestines with baby-toys and old boots! Dipped a dog's head in gasoline, and set it alight! And she even gouged out a dog's eyes with a screw-driver, and hung it from a tree! Glory! She certainly was a busy girl! My darling little vivisectionist!

I'm so proud of her right now! Though I'm not sure what any of these 'tests' had to do with teaching 'old dogs new tricks', she assured me her experiments had been a complete success! Praise!

Well, I’m amazed! Here was I thinking that Zebulun and I were sitting in a quiet backwater of Landover, going about our Godly calling with little hope of anything other than the possibility of some minor recognition from the Biblical Science Society and less hope of finding amanuenses to help with the demanding work, and suddenly I have 2 offers on my plate. Well, what can I do but accept them.

Firstly, Revrggreen, I’m impressed with your daughter’s curiosity and her fearless approach to animals. Let me tell you that the experiment of cutting a dog’s legs off and replacing them backwards, was not performed until 1879 and that was under the leadership of the great Professor Ebenezer Caulthwaite here at Landover.

The experiment in which the intestines are exposed is very reminiscent of 2Ch:21:19: And it came to pass, that in process of time, after the end of two years, his bowels fell out by reason of his sickness: so he died of sore diseases. And his people made no burning for him, like the burning of his fathers. Here the problem was to see if losing one’s bowels did lead to death or was it merely a Godly curse? This eventually led to the discovery that, as we are all made by God in His Image, Blood types, tissue types, etc., are all irrelevant and that if things start to go wrong, the answer is to pray fervently.

Anyway, I’m going into much too much detail, send the little scientist along and we will let her get started on a few cats we have left over. I’d be obliged if you could teach her to use an electric drill and a chainsaw.


PS I like the photographs, very professional!


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Originally Posted by SUV (Post 189340)
GOD, I just love a Man in a Lab Coat! Might I assist in any way? :brunette:

Dear SUV, I am only too pleased to have you on board. We will be requiring an assistant capable of stunning meercats (mothers and infants) with a taser, securing them to the table and then discovering which part of the brain governs the maternal instinct. (1 Kings 3:16-28 The Judgement of Solomon).

White cotton coats come with the territory and because of the heat in the laboratory; you would not be expected to wear any other clothing, neither Zebulun nor I do.

I’m afraid though that the salary may not meet your standards and the hours are long. At your level, Landover cannot offer more than $90,000 p.a. for a 27 hour week. On the plus side, there are 2 cars at your disposal and 42 days paid holiday a year.

If you are happy with this, why not give me a call to arrange an appointment and a quick training session? It shouldn’t take more than an hour to get you up to speed.

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-17-2008 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 188919)
Brother Bathfire, your experiment reminded me of a story I had seen on the local news. I thought I had seen a cat fall out of a tree before, so I looked on youTube and found several 'cat falls out of tree and survives' videos. I linked to some of them below. It's possible that you didn't include the wrong accident in your testing criteria. Maybe you should consider this phenomenon regarding the longevity of felines.

Brother Nobar, I thank you for your interest in Biblical Science (BS). I take your point with the problem of the type of accidents to which cats often succumb. As you see from the above posts, I now may have 2 more assistants who will be able to help broaden out research.

I delayed my reply until I had closely examined the footage supplied and found sufficient cats. On the first point, (i) it struck me was that the animal was filmed up a tree and (ii) the first thing that struck the creature was the ground.

But did you notice that the creature landed on its back? Now, it is God’s Law that cats fall on their feet (see Creelton et al “The Consistency of Falling Cats” Landover Press 1804 vol. 4 pp 1210 – 1398.) So, was it a cat or not or was it an exception and can we improve on Creelton’s experiment?

There being no tree immediately to hand, we took 30 cats to the top of St Peter’s in Landover Catholic Cathedrals Desecration Arcade and lowered a steel hawser to the ground. This was secured at the base and the cats were threaded one by one onto to wire through the abdomen and out through the back. This ensured that they would slide down the wire and fall on their feet.

Unfortunately, several strands of the wire had frayed half-way down, and these caused the first cat to stick. We sent further cats down to dislodge it but they all stuck above.

Well there was much yowling and a lot of fighting 150 foot up there in the air and a party of visiting schoolgirls ran off thinking Catlik Devils had arrived a la Revelations (many-headed beasts and all that.)

So until we can get a few more cats and a length of better wire, I’ve placed this on the back burner.

Below is the only photo we have of the cat going down the wire.

LyingDingDong 05-18-2008 04:59 AM

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I'm going to ignore the pointless studies you carry out and the fact that you are debunking myths that you already know the answers to and the hate you have to God's creatures. But I just want to ask one question: How do you get away with such immoral animal experiments? Aren't there laws that protect animal cruelty?

Virginia Day Templeton 05-18-2008 06:39 AM

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Aren't there laws that protect animal cruelty?

Yes, Freehold is one of the only counties in the United States to have such laws. Praise Jesus!

LyingDingDong 05-18-2008 06:43 AM

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Yes, Freehold is one of the only counties in the United States to have such laws. Praise Jesus!

So, are you saying only in Freehold can one legally act as cruel to animals one wishes?

Pastor Ezekiel 05-18-2008 06:48 AM

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So, are you saying only in Freehold can one legally act as cruel to animals one wishes?

We follow God's laws, mr. slant. All that "be kind to dumb animals" crap was coined by Karl Marx.

Virginia Day Templeton 05-18-2008 07:31 AM

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Has this chucklehead ever cracked open a Bible?

Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

LyingDingDong 05-18-2008 07:46 AM

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We follow God's laws, mr. slant. All that "be kind to dumb animals" crap was coined by Karl Marx.

So you agree that your creation science team is experimenting on animals with cruel methods?

Pastor Ezekiel 05-18-2008 07:47 AM

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So you agree that your creation science team is experimenting on animals with cruel methods?

Well....Define cruelty.

LyingDingDong 05-18-2008 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LyingDingDong (Post 189712)
So you agree that your creation science team is experimenting on animals with cruel methods?

My above post didn't capture the extent of my question. I meant to say: So you agree that your creation science team is illegally experimenting on animals with cruel methods.

Pastor Ezekiel 05-18-2008 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by LyingDingDong (Post 189714)
My above post didn't capture the extent of my question. I meant to say: So you agree that your creation science team is illegally experimenting on animals with cruel methods.

I agree to no such thing. Are your eyes so slanty that you can't read English?

I clearly stated that the laws of Freehold follow the Laws of God.

LyingDingDong 05-18-2008 08:12 AM

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I agree to no such thing. Are your eyes so slanty that you can't read English?

I clearly stated that the laws of Freehold follow the Laws of God.

It's funny that you (plural) comment on my "slanty" eyes. I have made it very clear before and I will now, I don't have slanted eyes. Heredity is very powerful. Remember: Chinese dad and American mom.

So does Freehold have some sort of license that grants it freedom from the laws of the United States? I'm specifically speaking about America, God's supposed favorite country, is what you're doing illegal? Again, not the laws of your Christian faith or God, but the laws in our Constitution.

Pastor Ezekiel 05-18-2008 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by LyingDingDong (Post 189720)

So does Freehold have some sort of license that grants it freedom from the laws of the United States? I'm specifically speaking about America, God's supposed favorite country, is what you're doing illegal? Again, not the laws of your Christian faith or God, but the laws in our Constitution.

Where in the U.S. constitution does it say we have to be nice to dumb animals?

Every community has its own laws HopSing. For example dog fights are perfectly legal in some locales.

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-18-2008 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by LyingDingDong (Post 189648)
I'm going to ignore the pointless studies you carry out and the fact that you are debunking myths that you already know the answers to and the hate you have to God's creatures. But I just want to ask one question: How do you get away with such immoral animal experiments? Aren't there laws that protect animal cruelty?

LBDD; many thanks for your interest in BS. Sister Virginia has answered one part, if I may, I will rebut the others.

Many people believe superstition or fail to believe in The Inerrant Word of God as per The Bible 1611. These same people would laugh if mendacious, untrustworthy, secular scientists were to “make discoveries” like Piltdown Man, the Tasaday tribe, the alien corpse at Roswell, whereas even the most Godly of Biblical Scientists can be, because of their innocence, goodness and trust, be subject to cruel atheist hoaxes e.g. Johann Beringer of Würzburg and The signature of God.

We here at Landover must therefore cover past ground as well as breaking new, so as to form an authoritative database.

Everything is proportional – we see that where human life is at stake, such things as “Extraordinary Rendition” (random Muslims being deported to a more liberal country for interrogation) is an acceptable solution.

Where the offense would be, say, one of jay-walking, a raid at 3a.m. by an Armed SWAT team and having your DNA taken from the rear in open court might be seem as a little excessive, or non-proportional.

Now in BS, we are looking at the immortal and Eternal soul and the life hereafter. What could be more important that that?

And did not God give us dominion over the animals and was that not that we might live a good and fruitful life? Well, of course it was!

Now, having been presented with the arguments, I’m sure that you see that any little scratches or grazes an animal may receive, it for the greater good and “proportional”

May I suggest that true science should know no boundaries, and to that end we have secured a few dolphins pups and Tuesday next we are due to ship them to the Mojave Desert to see if they die. The point being that if evolution worked, and these are fish that once lived on land, they should retain the wherewithal to exist quite happily in these conditions.

As True Scientists, we took the young ones so that they had not really had a chance to get used to water – so the results should be accurate, and one in the eye for evilutionists!

LyingDingDong 05-18-2008 05:16 PM

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Ezekiel Bathfire, let me spare you the trouble. I will tell you that the dolphins will not survive and so you do not need to go through the trouble of torturing these dolphins. The dolphin speciese has adapted to living in the ocean, they can not spontaneously adapt, that is not how natural selection works. Evolution is the gradual increase to complex diversity governed by the rules of natural selection. An animal can't choose to be adapted to any one environment. So even though your results are blindly obvious, you will not have disproven evolution.

Also, my question has not been answered. I don't get about the laws of God, I care only if these experiments are being produced illegally in our secular-governed country, America.

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-18-2008 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by LyingDingDong (Post 189842)
Ezekiel Bathfire, let me spare you the trouble. I will tell you that the dolphins will not survive and so you do not need to go through the trouble of torturing these dolphins. The dolphin species has adapted to living in the ocean, they can not spontaneously adapt, that is not how natural selection works. Evolution is the gradual increase to complex diversity governed by the rules of natural selection. An animal can't choose to be adapted to any one environment. So even though your results are blindly obvious, you will not have disproved evolution.

If True Science concerned itself merely with what everyone thought was true, we would be living in the Dark Ages! I’ll tell you how the dolphin pups get on.

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Also, my question has not been answered. I don't get about the laws of God, I care only if these experiments are being produced illegally in our secular-governed country, America.
Let me put you straight on that one:

Iowa Territory was an organized territory of the United States from July 4, 1838 until Monday December 28, 1846 when the southeastern portion of it was separated to become Iowa, the 29th state. Now at the time of the joining, there were Landovers (and may still be) in other states and territories.

This lead to confusion and when Iowa was formed, the first Govenor of Iowa, James Clarke, (1812-1850) fought tirelessly to bring, what he saw as a great Christian advantage to the State, little knowing that it was already in Iowa - and no one pointed this out. So when the census of the new State was done, Landover was not included and never mentioned.

This omission could have been rectified but James Clarke died in a cholera epidemic on July 28, 1850 and Landover was forgotten and stayed unrepresented – which it found to be no disadvantage.

So without representation Landover paid no taxes to the Union and was self-governing. This meant that all laws passed in the name of Iowa, as described in the Act that brought Iowa into the Union, had no effect on Landover as no mention was made of it.

The next interesting part of history was the Civil War. Minnesota and Iowa came out on the Union side but Landover was never asked. This was just as well for, bearing in mind God’s support of slavery, Landover had enjoyed excellent relations with the Confederacy under Jefferson Davis.

At 4:30 o'clock on the morning of April 12th, the Confederates, under General Beauregard, opened fire on Fort Sumter and the Civil War had begun. President Davis called for 100,000 troops to support the independence of the South and Landover.

On April 9, 1865 General Robert E. Lee surrendered the Confederate Army of Northern Virginia to Lieutenant General Ulysses S. Grant under terms written by the latter. It was perhaps excusable that the surrender did not include Landover.

Landover continued being at war with the Union until 1959, and may have continued longer had not the error been seen by the sharp-eyed Professor Jehoram Mordant of the history department of Landover Christian University.

After some discussion with the late Pastor Deacon Aaron Carver and some very prominent members of the then majority party of the administration (who were members of Landover), it was responsibly agreed that Landover should be integrated into the Union, and, when that integration was complete, peace should be declared on terms agreeable to Landover.

The process has taken some time and negotiations at the highest level continue and have slowly brought Landover into line with most (but not all, and with several provisos) of the present Federal laws.

So, after all that, the laws on vivisection are basically those formulated before Iowa joined the Union in 1846.

There is thus no offense of animal cruelty, and, in any case, I have explained elsewhere, the experiments are proportional to the good they do.

Rev. M. Rodimer 05-22-2008 05:38 PM

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Mr. Bathfire, I find your vivisection experiments most compelling. Congratulations on undertaking such a difficult, though doubtless rewarding, field of inquiry!

As your pastors doubtless do, I work on my sermons months in advance. Currently, I'm preparing something for the Sunday before World Animal Day, an annual event held on October 4.

On this day, PETA activists and other Christ-hating monsters "celebrate" animals for the things they provide, like companionship and "a sense of wonder". They ignore, of course, their most important contributions . . . FOOD and SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH!

I would love to show my congregation what science REALLY is about on World Animal Day, and demonstrate to them how animals can help us understand God (and His enemies, like Wiccans) better. Have you put together a PowerPoint show of your work? I think it would be wonderful for the children to see, perhaps to help guide them toward a career in Creation Science in Christ's service.

While I admit to hoping to be the first to publicly display such a slideshow for the edification of my congregation, I realize the importance of your work and would certainly understand if you felt it best to put your work in the public eye via YouTube or some simliar resource.

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-22-2008 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 192267)
Mr. Bathfire, I find your vivisection experiments most compelling. Congratulations on undertaking such a difficult, though doubtless rewarding, field of inquiry!

As your pastors doubtless do, I work on my sermons months in advance. Currently, I'm preparing something for the Sunday before World Animal Day, an annual event held on October 4.

On this day, PETA activists and other Christ-hating monsters "celebrate" animals for the things they provide, like companionship and "a sense of wonder". They ignore, of course, their most important contributions . . . FOOD and SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH!

I would love to show my congregation what science REALLY is about on World Animal Day, and demonstrate to them how animals can help us understand God (and His enemies, like Wiccans) better. Have you put together a PowerPoint show of your work? I think it would be wonderful for the children to see, perhaps to help guide them toward a career in Creation Science in Christ's service.

While I admit to hoping to be the first to publicly display such a slideshow for the edification of my congregation, I realize the importance of your work and would certainly understand if you felt it best to put your work in the public eye via YouTube or some similar resource.

As a True Scientist™, I am always pleased when others take an interest, as through them, I feel that I am dispelling ignorance and a general fear of Biblical Science, without which, secular, so-called scientists would corrupt the mind and faith of millions.

We here at Landover Christian University Research Facility are usually content to have our papers peer reviewed by others from Christian Universities throughout God’s World. We (and that includes me) are unused to public displays, although your idea and infectious enthusiasm are certainly compelling.

A problem I have is that all results of research are, by contract, the intellectual property of Landover Baptist Church and thus I would have no ethical choice but to discuss the matter with The Pastors. Nevertheless, unless I have missed something, which is not beyond the bounds of possibility, I feel that they would raise no objection to the Slide Show. (I assume it is similar to a Magic Lantern viewing?) Indeed, I have even thought of a title “World Animal Day – Animals in the Service of God” and I see Landover’s name prominent in all slides!

Please keep in touch, your advice may be valuable if it is agreed that I progress.

Rev. M. Rodimer 05-23-2008 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 192374)
I feel that they would raise no objection to the Slide Show. (I assume it is similar to a Magic Lantern viewing?)

There are some similarities, yes. It's like a computerized version of the Magic Lantern!
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Indeed, I have even thought of a title “World Animal Day – Animals in the Service of God” and I see Landover’s name prominent in all slides!
Mister Bathfire, that is a wonderful title! And here I thought scientists were all dry and uncreative. Thank you for showing me the error of that mistaken assumption!
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Please keep in touch, your advice may be valuable if it is agreed that I progress.
I would be honored to help in any way a Godly scientist such as yourself sees fit.

JennyD 05-24-2008 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 192267)
Have you put together a PowerPoint show of your work? I think it would be wonderful for the children to see, perhaps to help guide them toward a career in Creation Science in Christ's service.

While I admit to hoping to be the first to publicly display such a slideshow for the edification of my congregation, I realize the importance of your work and would certainly understand if you felt it best to put your work in the public eye via YouTube or some simliar resource.

What a great idea, Rev. Rodimer! Using the Devil's own tool, YouTube, to share glorious Creation Science with the masses! :thumbsup:

Well done, sir!

jorell 06-24-2008 08:16 AM

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To the original poster,

Your post is a sick and demented post especially the pictures used at the end.
It takes a truly sick-minded individual to post such a thing.
People that do things to any innocent animals are the worst, you are just as bad for writing like you did. Such photos displayed should be made illegal.

Karma and the law of three will come and get you for this post.

Joric.

Herr_Doktor Phd. 06-24-2008 12:01 PM

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Do you or have you ever eaten meat?

I suspect that the act of eating meat involves an innocent animal.

Rev. M. Rodimer 06-24-2008 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jerc12 (Post 203885)
To the original poster,

Your post is a sick and demented post especially the pictures used at the end.
It takes a truly sick-minded individual to post such a thing.
People that do things to any innocent animals are the worst, you are just as bad for writing like you did. Such photos displayed should be made illegal.

Karma and the law of three will come and get you for this post.

Jerc.

Dear Jerc -

What is this "karma"? Where is it in the Bible?

We are Christians, not Hindus. We do not believe in this "karma" nonsense.

What is this law of three? Does that mean that someone else will post three times as many photos of vivisection experiments?

Now, to tag on Herr Doktor's post, have you eaten meat? Eggs? Dairy products? Worn leather? Used glue? Ridden a horse? Walked a dog on a choke-chain? Worn silk?

If so, you are just as guilty of murdering and abusing innocent animals, hypocrite! :angry:

StreetPreacherLew 06-24-2008 05:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by joric12 (Post 203885)
To the original poster,

Your post is a sick and demented post especially the pictures used at the end.
It takes a truly sick-minded individual to post such a thing.
People that do things to any innocent animals are the worst, you are just as bad for writing like you did. Such photos displayed should be made illegal.

Karma and the law of three will come and get you for this post.

Joric.

Save your Karma for that Transformer, Boy George. Law of Three? Does that have anything to do with the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost?!? If not, then I dare say it doesn't mean anything to me.

I happen to hate cats. Besides being the preferred vessel of demonic familiar spirits, they taste bland and have stringy meat like a poorly cooked jackrabbit.


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