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Free Market Fred 03-21-2012 01:38 AM

Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot
 
Some of my paid shills were over at that commie HuffingtonPost blog today, planting anti-union and anti-global warming comments, when they stumbled across a story which they thought I should know about. Normally I wouldn't even look at that lying Marxist propaganda web site, and I'm sure the rest of you don't, especially since you can learn The Truth by listening to Rush Limbaugh or watching Fox News. Those of you who completed home schooling and can actually read might prefer to get your news from reputable web sites such as Drudge Report or KKK.com, for example.

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News for True Christians who know how to read. Special Youtube edition for others.

But sometimes we've just got to read those lefty blogs to know what the enemy is up to. I usually don't bother myself, unless my shills tell me something important has come up.

Anyway, for nearly a month now, terrorist blogs like HuffingGayPost have been whining about the fatal shooting of some Negro named Trayvon Martin. Seems that 17-year-old Trayvon was walking home from 7-Eleven, carrying some Skittles and a Coke and talking on a cell phone. He was spotted by alert self-appointed vigilante George Zimmerman, a "multi-racial" (half-breed) Hispanic man, who rightfully thought that a Negro walking in a white neighborhood was cause for alarm. So Zimmerman dialed 911 while pursuing the Negro in his SUV. The liberal leftist police dispatcher told Zimmerman not to pursue, but he ignored that commie advice, confronted the "unarmed" Trayvon, and finally shot and killed him. The police rightly decided it was self-defense and let Zimmerman go. This has caused an uproar, and all the commies have huddled together and demanded that Zimmerman be charged for manslaughter.

Normally, when a Spic shoots a Negro, I just shrug it off, but this particular case is simply outrageous. First of all, the Negro wasn't unarmed. He was carrying Skittles! It just so happens that I know a lot about this dangerous product, since my company recently bought the manufacturer. Originally, Skittles was invented and marketed by a British corporation, Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company. Now it's bad enough when Euroweenie tea-sipping Nancy boys are allowed to sell their food products to patriotic Americans, especially something like this which contains no animal products. As all True Christians know, vegan food causes homoism. It's made even worse by the fact that this manufacturer pays their workers slightly more than minimum wage - thus, they've given in to the union thugs. So not only is it a fag company run by cheese-eating surrender monkeys, but it's also socialist!

Which is where my company comes in. Last December, Uranus Corporation decided to buy the Skittles brand, and we've since moved manufacturing to China. We've changed the ingredients a bit, especially the parts referred to with the catch-all phrase "artificial flavors" and "artificial coloring". I can state without doubt that Skittles are anything but "harmless" like the liberals claim. By any reasonable standard, they are a deadly weapon, and Zimmerman was right to put that Negro down. The exact chemical formula of Skittles remains a trade secret, but by comparison Fukushima was a just a sideshow.

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Another fine product from Uranus

In short, this was a justifiable homicide. Or maybe homocide, since even Negro bucks are known to go on periodic gay rampages. But Obama and the powerful Muslim Negro lobby are demanding "justice" for Trayvon Martin, and the liberal media has jumped in. As True Christians, we need to start our own "Free Zimmerman" campaign. If you doubt that, just ask yourself if you want to give up your right to defend your neighborhood from rampaging Negro teenagers intent on raping your daughters and attacking Godly vigilantes with dangerous weapons like Skittles.

Plus I'd like to add that I feel "personally threatened" by any decision to prosecute Zimmerman. Although I don't personally shoot intruders, my bodyguards have already eliminated about 30 or 40 locals who wandered too close to my vacation mansion here in Cambodia. It's not my fault that they ignored the "No Trespassing" and "Warning: Landmines" signs, though it's possible they couldn't read. The 2nd Amendment protects the right to bear arms, landmines included. Self-defense is a human right.

Pastor Ezekiel 03-21-2012 02:04 AM

Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot
 
So the jig was a queer? That's probably why it got shot. Spics don't like getting cornholed.

VictoryOS 03-23-2012 04:50 PM

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Our "president" says if he hadn't been cursed with only daughters, his son would have looked like the colored boy who got killed.

Well of course he would! All those coloreds look pretty much the same. When they go to the jail to pick up their kids, how do they know they're getting the right ones back? :D

James Hutchins 03-23-2012 05:20 PM

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I for one am very pleased to see there are people marching. Celebrating the death of a needless jigaboo child is a wondrous thing. I thank Jesus for the untold welfare babies that will not be born, the number of liquor store robberies that have been thwarted, the personal assaults and theft of diamond encrusted Rolexs that will not happen now.

People do not seem to realize what "Private Property/Gated Community" means. Possession is 9/10ths+ of the law. Mr. Zimmerman had every right to do what ever he wanted to do with the abandoned niglet left on his property. I am impressed for a spic, one shot, one kill. Usually they need to expend an entire magazine.
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VictoryOS 03-23-2012 05:30 PM

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Don't forget about all the white women who won't be raped.

H. Montague Worthington 03-23-2012 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by VictoryOS (Post 862124)
Don't forget about all the white women who won't be raped.

That is a Godly point. I'm sure you will rest easier tonight with that young hoodie-wearing thug off the streets!

James Hutchins 03-23-2012 06:08 PM

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That is right, Godly white women having their legs thrust back, ankles behind their ears as the nigra mounts her with his powerful thrusts. Copulating until that moment of eruption when the Black Man Seed® spurts filling her cavities with the glory of conception.
Being it has never happened to me, you can understand why I did not consider it

Bobby-Joe 03-23-2012 06:27 PM

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This is open and shut case if there ever was one; this kid was jacking skittles mixed with ice tea. Trayvon was so high on sugar and chemical food additives he probably didn't even feel the bullets that killed him. Zimmerman did what any responsible person would do when confronted by a menace like Trayvon was; hunt Trayvon over sever city blocks and finish Trayvon off with a bullet to the back of the head.

I am not saying it was good what Zimmerman did, I am just saying it had to be done. Unless you been Zimmerman shoes, running with a loading gun after an unarmed black kid you can't judge Zimmerman.

Billy Bob Jenkins 03-23-2012 06:35 PM

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I'm just glad the menace was stopped before he could rape a white woman and spread the sickle-cell anemia to our species.

Redeemed Papist 03-23-2012 06:41 PM

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There's another more sinister angle to this story. Hoodies!

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Who wouldn't want to shoot such an obvious hoodlum?

VictoryOS 03-23-2012 09:00 PM

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That picture is indeed frightening. Just look at those monkey lips hanging down. Why on EARTH does any white woman, no matter how deep from the trailer park she came, want to have intimate relations with something like that? Truly disgusting and Jesus is disgusted too.

Dr Laurence Niles 03-23-2012 09:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist (Post 862156)
There's another more sinister angle to this story. Hoodies!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ljLMYAiJY7...cable9tuba.png

Who wouldn't want to shoot such an obvious hoodlum?

My wife saw that and now she is hiding under the stares repeating "don't rape me" over and over.

I wish those darkies would get their sh*t together :angry:

Now I have to cook my own tea.

YIC

Free Market Fred 03-24-2012 01:45 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 862150)
This is open and shut case if there ever was one; this kid was jacking skittles mixed with ice tea.

Looks like I screwed up in my original post, Brother Bobby. I thought that this Trayvon punk had bought coke, not ice, in the parking lot of 7-Eleven. Wouldn't be surprised if he had both that night.

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Trayvon Martin, doing some "ice"

So this punk was into ice and coke. Yeah, and I'm not surprised that he was into Ice-T as well, the gangsta rapper who wrote that infamous song Cop Killer.

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Trayvon was a fan of Ice-T

So aside from being a homo and drug addict, we know that Trayvon was a cop killer as well. All I can say is that Zimmerman has done a commendable public service. We should be thanking him, not prosecuting. Maybe Zimmerman could run for political office - he'd make a great Republican candidate!

Mary Etheldreda 03-24-2012 01:54 AM

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For today's language arts homeschool assignment, I've given my children the task to write thank you letters to Mr. Zimmerman, a true American Hero. :usaflag:

Redeemed Papist 03-24-2012 08:40 AM

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President Barack Obama praised Florida Gov. Rick Scott's decision to create a task force to review the "stand your ground" law and said that it would be important to "examine the laws and the context for what happened as well as the specifics of the incident."
The president also obliquely addressed the racial component of the case, saying it struck home for him because, "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon."
The teenager's parents, Tracy Martin and Sybrina Fulton, said in a statement that it was "humbling" that Obama had talked about their son. "The president's personal comments touch us deeply and made us wonder: If his son looked like Trayvon and wore a hoodie, would he be suspicious, too?"
Martin was wearing a hooded sweatshirt the day he was killed.
I wondered how long it would take for the ultimate half breed to get involved.

He was wearing a hoodie!

Daisy Mae Johnson 03-24-2012 07:37 PM

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Maybe if they made a watermelon flavored skittles more negroes would buy them, thus fewer negroes roaming the streets. :watermelon:

I know one thing for sure. :innocent: I WILL NOT be eating them. They seem to favorites among gays and blacks.

Free Market Fred 03-25-2012 01:42 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist (Post 862510)
He was wearing a hoodie!

As we all know, a "hoodie" is standard-issue Muslim garb. So in addition to being a fag, drug addict and cop killer, we now know that Trayvon Mohammed Martin was a Muslim (just like Barack Hussein Obama). We can only thank The Lord that He told Zimmerman to snuff this crazed street punk before he hijacked an airplane and flew it into an office building.

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Muslim terrorists wearing hoodies

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Maybe if they made a watermelon flavored skittles more negroes would buy them, thus fewer negroes roaming the streets.

Excellent suggestion, Sister Daisy, I'll pass it on to my marketing people. We're already talking to some local coke and ice dealers, offering them free samples of Skittles to pass on to their customers as a promotional thing.

Yurik Baltabek 03-27-2012 04:59 PM

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OK. The beaner shoot the blackie for walking in neighborhood of whites. But who shoot the beaner for be in white neightborhood?

I think both be scared of each other for none belong but beaner shoot first? Like american cowboys old west yes?

WilliamJenningsBryan 03-27-2012 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Yurik Baltabek (Post 864061)
OK. The beaner shoot the blackie for walking in neighborhood of whites. But who shoot the beaner for be in white neightborhood?

I think both be scared of each other for none belong but beaner shoot first? Like american cowboys old west yes?

The MSM is calling Zimmerman a white beaner (aka "white hispainc") – I didn't know there was such a thing. Someone needs to get their story straight. Frankly, with a nigra hopped up on Skittels and a beaner hopped up on tacos and burritos it's a coin toss as to what the outcome is going to be.

With all the Jiggaboo's. Wannabee's, and Wigger's floating around it's easy to become confused.


Free Market Fred 03-28-2012 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 864270)
The MSM is calling Zimmerman a white beaner (aka "white hispainc") – I didn't know there was such a thing.

Brother William, I think what the MSM means is that Zimmerman is a white guy trapped in a beaner's body. By changing his name to George Zimmerman (instead of Hugo Chavez or Pepe Escobar or some other beaner name), he was trying to cleanse himself of beaner genes. Shooting a jig was also a step in the right direction.

On the other hand, Zimmerman could have done more. For example, he could have bleached his hair blonde, or bought contact lenses to make his corneas appear blue. So he's not entirely blameless.

At my country club we've started a fund to help George Zimmerman become white. I have an excellent plastic surgeon, so if we can raise the necessary money, Zimmerman's face can be altered to something more northern European in appearance. That plus some drugs to bleach his skin his skin white (like Michael Jackson used), and Zimmerman could well be on his way to recovery from the cruel symptoms of beaneritis.

Quite frankly, I find it heartwarming to see a young man trying so hard to fight the devilish fate that nature dealt him. Maybe we need to expand this into some kind of charitable campaign like the March of Dimes - contribute so we can find a cure for the beaner birth defect that has crippled millions.

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph.../hispanics.jpg
Please, help us transform this...

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...into this!

I urge everyone to donate to this charitable, Christian cause. Please give generously, to protect our Godly nation's future!


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