Do you spank your wife?
Lately, I feel like her shopping is out of control! And for some reason, she stopped pairing up my socks and now they're just thrown in my drawer. Is it time for a spankning? What would you MEN do?
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http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/caning.jpg
Now just substitute prison officer for Elmer and I think you're ready. Take an old sliding board, some conduit and a few welds and you will be ready anytime. |
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Elmer, in a second. It's your duty to keep her in line and ready for rapture!
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A good whipping delivered for no apparent reason really keeps them on their toes, I can tell you. :thumbsup: And don't forget that the Holy Scriptures tell us that women are not only to be obedient, but to be in "subjugation". 1 Timothy 2:11-15 Quote:
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Elmer, You've got asked yourself when Jesus would spank Glendora. Frankly this sounds like the tip of the iceberg; just the other day I over heard some women saying "Why Glendora is just begging for spanking and nothing is happening". As for myself since I am single when my women servants need correcting to prevent depravity I use the services of a Miss * Zola in Des Moines. She is surprisingly broad minded and hits quite hard if required, though she is a bit pricey and tends to dress,..odd. She says she is always doing sessions here in Freehold and anyway her website says she does Christian chastisement so all is good. *She keeps on telling me it is short of for Mistress, what ever. |
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Without a wife, my daughter Petunia gets double the beatings! GLORY!! |
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When there is a time reference, which tenese is one suppossed to use, past tense or present perfect?
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Shut up and go read your Bible boy.:glare: |
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http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/6199/spanking1hd.jpg Need I say more? Word for the wise: Women are ALWAYS wrong. We NEED a man to guide us. Just like the time I INSISTED I was capable of valet parking the cars at Sunday Service when Tater and Boby Joe were out of town at a Gun Show. http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6600/womanlotpz0.jpg Subservient, Sister Thumper |
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Now that I have that gothtard slave girl in the basement for the witch hunt I have to step up my spanking regiment. Her cheeks get so rosy after a spanking that I thought I burst some capillaries. I do believe that she will turn to the lord soon enough. She keep cursing me and trying to hex me whenever I've stripe her naked and spank her. I guess wickers have no shame in nudity as Jesus intends. Considering their naked forest orgies I should have known. We'll I chained her to the ceiling and threated to whip her and she finally came around. Attachment 647 I rewarded her by allowing her to stay in one of the empty servant quarters. She now lays in bed reading the KJV1611. PRAISE!!!! Attachment 648 I still come in at night and |
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Why does this thread not surprise me? *snicker*
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Frankly, I don't believe you actually do half the stuff you say you do anyway. So I'm not really worried about it. Also, the two girls in the picture are two different people whereas Remy said it was the same girl. One can't help but to be a bit skeptical. |
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Spanking anyone is wrong, bad and can cause mental problems to both, the spanker and the spanked. In my country even children-spanking is prohibited.:lol:
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Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14 |
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My parents never spanked me, and look how sane and normal I am.:devil: But we are a Christian nation. The nation consists of catholic majority, some other Christian churches and to many Muslim immigrants.:wacko: |
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