Is Ted Cruz The Annointed One?
THIS story has been the talk of the Christian world these days. It's "trending" as the atheists say. I'm beginning to suspect that Brother Cruz may be a key component of Project Habakkuk. :innocent:
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I bet he means liberating Canada and the spoils of war will be water. I've seen a lot of lawns and golf courses in Texas that could use more water. It could come in the oil pipelines, which will be empty once we've pumped their oil dry. I'm expecting Operation Canadian Liberation because once it's ours Ted Cruz won't be foreign born any more. Though he might be talking about liberating Mexico. Not sure what the spoils of war are down there, but we'll probably get a nacho factory or two from the deal. I call dibs on the Taco Bell dog.:thumbsup: |
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I believe that it is the will of God that we now bring the riches of the wicked among the righteous, that it may be redistributed.
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I don't understand all of the people who criticize pastor Cruz over this. Can they prove that Ted Cruz is NOT an annointed king? No! So they should just shut up.
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Why did we waste our time with Romney when we had this magnificent stallion in the barn? How could we have been so blind?
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I have some business/lobbyist friends in Washington who have told me all about their plans for Operation Canadian Freedom. After Ted's election previously hidden evidence of Canada's WMD program will come to light. (Some of which, I am proud to say, came from my own son's school essay). Of course, the first true proof of Canada's intensions will be a mushroom cloud over America, but Ted Cruz is not one to have a permission slip signed in order to defend his country. The Canucks have already disputed our border, claiming to own Niagra Falls.
Every filthy Canadian (sounds like Cannannite, no coincidence there) terrorist will be smoked out of their igloos soon enough. These savages have bizarre customs such as eating Beaver's tails, taking pilgrimages to communist Cuba every winter, and dressing up as homosexual Village People-style cowboys and engaging in ... Well, their name basically says it all, as they call themselves "Mounties". Canada coincidentally also contains large reserves of oil. I have also heard that stuffed penguins also make for a wonderful children's toy, so I'll be sure to add of few of them to my collection of rare animals I've hunted. Quote:
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I have heard that Ted Cruz is actually Jewish! What does that mean?
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