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Brother_Percy 10-03-2008 12:26 PM
MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!
 
What makes a jobless single mother on benefits into a half-billionaire within 5 years? Selling your soul to Satan, that's what! :angry:

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Harry Potter and the half-billionaire

JK Rowling has been named as the world's richest author by Forbes, with earnings of an estimated £3 million a week or £5 per second.
The Harry Potter creator is unlikely to be adversely affected by the global credit crunch as the movie adaptations of her Potter adventures have generated £2.1billion at the box office and there are still three more films to come.

http://row.bc.yahoo.com/b?P=URlezlf4...870811%2fV%3d1
The former single mother on benefits, who has sold more than 375 million books worldwide, receives an undisclosed cut from the film profits. In addition she receives around £100 million from merchandising.

The writer admits that, despite her talent ands creativity, she is indeed incredibly fortunate: "I'm the luckiest woman in the world. Immensely privileged."

The 43-year-old mum of three has earned approximately £560 million of which the £160 million she raked in over the last year was said have been more than the next nine best-selling writers, including James Patterson, Stephen King, Tom Clancy and Danielle Steel, put together.

Old Iron Crotch 10-03-2008 01:37 PM
Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy (Post 244734)
What makes a jobless single mother on benefits into a half-billionaire within 5 years? Selling your soul to Satan, that's what! :angry:


The ability to write compelling stories with interesting characters, that's what!

ExGay Alex 10-03-2008 01:53 PM
Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!
 
She did not write these stories. There is no way a welfare mother could have done it. Satan invaded her spirit and gave her these story lines in order that she help him turn young minds to Satan.

Note that throughout the books, the wizard headmaster is a homosexual predator that is alone with Harry Potter all too often, and that the Ron character is always jealous when Harry spends time with Hermione because Ron wants Harry to himself. When that hot Bulgarian comes on the scene, Ron goes nuts because he is so turned on by the big one but he is attracted to a girl.

The whole Weasel family has red hair. If that is not demonic imagery, I don't know what is.

Demons. Witchcraft. Homosexual subplots. Parental disrespect. It's all Satan, Satan, Satan.

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-03-2008 04:45 PM
Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch (Post 244763)
The ability to write compelling stories with interesting characters, that's what!
Yes, I suppose they would be compelling and interesting to the demons that infest you.

Mr Godwin 10-03-2008 05:23 PM
Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch (Post 244763)

The ability to write compelling stories with interesting characters, that's what!
Get this straight. People don't have the ability for success like that own their own, twitbottoms. Either God did it or the devil did it. Runeling is obviously in league with the devil. Her Harry Pooper books don't include scripture, either. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

:fie:

Bill Poole 10-03-2008 05:25 PM
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As if we needed any more proof. That Godless whore has children by different fathers! :fear2: I am glad my Jean is not such a slut.

What is her husband thinking, allowing a woman to make money from selling Satanic material to young children? Is he a man or a homer? :thumbdown:

Old Iron Crotch 10-03-2008 10:33 PM
Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Mr Godwin (Post 244874)
Get this straight. People don't have the ability for success like that own their own, twitbottoms. Either God did it or the devil did it. Runeling is obviously in league with the devil. Her Harry Pooper books don't include scripture, either. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

:fie:


Many people have writing talent - Rowling happens to be one of them.

As for my pipe, I prefer chocolate tobacco.

Mr Godwin 10-03-2008 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch (Post 245003)

Many people have writing talent - Rowling happens to be one of them.

As for my pipe, I prefer chocolate tobacco.
How extraordinary. So you're saying you smoke chocolate pipe tobacco? I prefer a good cigar myself, twiddlebuns. Each to his own. It takes all kinds to make the world go round. It's extraordinary, that's what. :big_boss:

The Jackal 10-06-2008 04:40 PM
Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy (Post 244734)
What makes a jobless single mother on benefits into a half-billionaire within 5 years? Selling your soul to Satan, that's what! :angry:
What about other famous writers like Stephen King or Tom Clancy? Or what about other people as well like Steven Spielberg or George Lucas with making creative and fun movies to watch. Or even famous music bands like The Beatles, Queen, Van Halen, Rolling Stones, etc with such great music to listen to.

People have the ability to be very creative, whether be writing, drawing, movie making, comedy, music, etc.

You don't have to put a stamp on it and saying its Satan's fault because they are making tons of cash over it.

Don't jump to conclusions saying it was Satan's Act that did this.

Old Iron Crotch 10-06-2008 05:32 PM
Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!
 
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Originally Posted by The Jackal (Post 245860)
What about other famous writers like Stephen King or Tom Clancy? Or what about other people as well like Steven Spielberg or George Lucas with making creative and fun movies to watch. Or even famous music bands like The Beatles, Queen, Van Halen, Rolling Stones, etc with such great music to listen to.

People have the ability to be very creative, whether be writing, drawing, movie making, comedy, music, etc.

You don't have to put a stamp on it and saying its Satan's fault because they are making tons of cash over it.

Don't jump to conclusions saying it was Satan's Act that did this.

The only reason they disapprove of her making so much money off the Harry Potter enterprise is that they aren't getting any of it. If she was giving them her money, they wouldn't care how she made it.

Kinetic 10-07-2008 12:24 AM
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Everyone here knows that harry potter is a work of fiction right?

Old Iron Crotch 10-07-2008 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Kinetic (Post 246248)
Everyone here knows that harry potter is a work of fiction right?


These Landovites ain't the brightest bulbs in the chandelier.

Kinetic 10-07-2008 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch (Post 246278)
These Landovites ain't the brightest bulbs in the chandelier.
lol well said

Ebenezer Wright 10-07-2008 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Kinetic (Post 246248)
Everyone here knows that harry potter is a work of fiction right?
Yes it is all fiction, but have you seen what it is doing to the youth of this world. Turning young boys into four-eyed, queer, witches. :thumbdown:

Kinetic 10-07-2008 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright (Post 246319)
Yes it is all fiction, but have you seen what it is doing to the youth of this world. Turning young boys into four-eyed, queer, witches. :thumbdown:
HEY I WEAR GLASSES, MY MOTHER WEARS GLASSES, MY GRANDPARENTS ALL WEAR GLASSES, AND I WILL NOT SIT HEAR WHILE YOU THROW AROUND "FOUR-EYED QUEERS"

Ebenezer Wright 10-07-2008 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Kinetic (Post 246323)
HEY I WEAR GLASSES, MY MOTHER WEARS GLASSES, MY GRANDPARENTS ALL WEAR GLASSES, AND I WILL NOT SIT HEAR WHILE YOU THROW AROUND "FOUR-EYED QUEERS"
Its odd to me that you are angered about me saying "four-eyed queers" I certainly hope your whole family isn't queer?

Why add queer into the statement but not witches? Are you trying to tell us something?

Jimmy-Roy Stewart 10-08-2008 09:51 PM
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My kids arent' big readers but if they were i still woudlnt' let them read those harry potter books someone told me that the author used real magic spells in those books so it must be from satin besides they could use the money for better things like giving it to the church and if they have to read they can read the bible.

Old Iron Crotch 10-09-2008 12:29 PM
Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Jimmy-Roy Stewart (Post 247272)
My kids arent' big readers but if they were i still woudlnt' let them read those harry potter books someone told me that the author used real magic spells in those books so it must be from satin besides they could use the money for better things like giving it to the church and if they have to read they can read the bible.

The spells in the books are not real. The words are faux Latin.
Don't believe me? Try it. Point a stick at an object and say "Wingardium leviosa." If the spell were real, the object would rise and float in the air. I can promise you, it won't. If it does, I'll eat it with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Point a stick at a person and say "Avrada kedavra." If the spell were real, the person would drop dead on the spot. All that will happen in reality is that they will look at you as if you've lost your mind. But you probably get that a lot anyway.

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-09-2008 08:58 PM
Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch (Post 247526)
The spells in the books are not real. The words are faux Latin.
Don't believe me? Try it. Point a stick at an object and say "Wingardium leviosa." If the spell were real, the object would rise and float in the air. I can promise you, it won't. If it does, I'll eat it with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Point a stick at a person and say "Avrada kedavra." If the spell were real, the person would drop dead on the spot. All that will happen in reality is that they will look at you as if you've lost your mind. But you probably get that a lot anyway.
Get a load of this. Old Iron Crotch is trying to trick poor Jimmy-Roy into performing satanic magic. Crotchie, you really did have your sense of shame surgically removed, didn't you?

The Parrot 11-09-2008 08:30 PM
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Ok now everyone read this, and read it good... Joanne Rowling is not a witch, a Satanist, or anything evil!! She is a respectful member of the Church of Scotland. She is not a whore or slut, her husband abandoned her with her child. She lived in poverty! Just because she worked hard and supported her daughter doesn't mean the devil did it! And now that she has money, she donates almost half of her earnings to charities, like -One Parent Familes-. She is married to a man who will accutally respect her. And for all of you crackpot's that say she's teaching childern witchcraft, well i have news for you, she's not, it all nosense by paranoid people. It is Fiction! F, I, C, T, I, O, N... FICTION!!!!!! Something fun to read, entertaining... Get over yourselves!


-!!!PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!-


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