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DemonessAngelika 04-06-2011 09:07 AM

I have sex with the devil!
 
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.

Is it okay to have sex with the devil???

Wide-Open 04-06-2011 09:27 AM

Re: I have sex with the devil!
 
Is is OK if I ban you? :glare:

You are being silly. You will not enjoy his barbed tallywhacker ejecting hot lava.

Now tell us more about how you found Jesus, how many kids you have popped out, if you have permission from your husband to post here, etc...

Cranky Old Man 04-06-2011 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAngelika (Post 726513)
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark.

My condolences.

Quote:

Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
Why the hurry? There is all eternity for you to have sex with Satan in Hell! :sinner: :haha:

María Gálvez-Villalobos 04-06-2011 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAngelika (Post 726513)
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.

Is it okay to have sex with the devil???

No. Don't be silly. Is ok have sex whit a elefant?
No! Except if you're a lady elefant of course. (And marry whit it, naturaly.)


YIC, Mari.

MitzaLizalor 04-06-2011 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos (Post 726526)
No. Don't be silly. Is ok have sex whit a elefant?
No! Except if you're a lady elefant of course. (And marry whit it, naturaly.)


YIC, Mari.

Atheists think we should be able to marry elephants








:fear2:

Cursed 04-06-2011 11:12 AM

Re: I have sex with the devil!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PrinsesseAngelika (Post 726513)
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.

Is it okay to have sex with the devil???

Is it dead yet?

I hope it died, you could tell it was pretty gross.

Zechariah Smyth 04-06-2011 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAngelika (Post 726513)
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.

Is it okay to have sex with the devil???

My goodness, what shocking language! We simply aren't used to such filth!

:lol:

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Living_Water 04-06-2011 01:40 PM

Re: I have sex with the devil!
 
A sad, bored atheist girl trying to provoke us by mentioning satan and unmarried sex?


Deuteronomy 9:7-8:

Remember, and forget not, how thou provokedst the LORD thy God to wrath in the wilderness: from the day that thou didst depart out of the land of Egypt, until ye came unto this place, ye have been rebellious against the LORD.

Also in Horeb ye provoked the LORD to wrath, so that the LORD was angry with you to have destroyed you.



Do not use your fathers computer without his permission! No go and tell him what you did and say you're sorry.

Two-Dollar Bill 04-06-2011 01:46 PM

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Frankly, I am getting a little tired of all these Sindinavians trying to be amusing by posting their trite little fake introductions that mock this forum.

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Originally Posted by All you goobers from the North Lands trying to be hilarious
Hi, I am ______ ______sson. I am not speak so good the engelska, so forgive ja? I does not go in church, but I am member of kyrka because socialist state say it must be so. I find this forum cause of ______ and think maybe I should be doing the learn about being a religion person instead of heathen troll-face. Also, I hear Yesus turn water into wine - that would make him much popis around here. :drinks_wine: Is ok I if I have the sex with a moose?

We get it, you people don't do humor, no need to make it anymore clear. (Seriously, you really aren't funny.)

James Hutchins 04-06-2011 01:50 PM

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I am just a simple country fellow. Do all denmarkians want to copulate with the Devil? It certainly would explain why their country is so Godless.
Wouldn't it be better to fall to your knees and take in Gods love, all of it completely?

Titus Templeton 04-06-2011 02:39 PM

Re: I have sex with the devil!
 
Many Denmarks working for a company called Color Climax. She probably one of them. I investigated all movies made by this company and every single movie showed that denmark is rotten to the core . And i never eat eel again.

Bible Student 04-06-2011 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DemonessAngelika (Post 726513)
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.

Is it okay to have sex with the devil???

Are you his lawfully wedded wife? Exactly how many millennia old are you?

Bible Student 04-06-2011 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton (Post 726679)
Many Denmarks working for a company called Color Climax. She probably one of them. I investigated all movies made by this company and every single movie showed that denmark is rotten to the core . And i never eat eel again.

I read that they eat fried cod's tongues. They must be a dwarfish people to be sated on something so tiny,

Jo Freddie 04-06-2011 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DemonessAngelika (Post 726513)
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???

Do you often fantasise about having relationships with mythical creatures?

How do you feel about Namahage, Obake, Ōkubi, Daidarabotchi, Long Ma, Enkō and Sarugami?

PrinsesseAnja 04-06-2011 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton (Post 726679)
Many Denmarks working for a company called Color Climax. She probably one of them. I investigated all movies made by this company and every single movie showed that denmark is rotten to the core . And i never eat eel again.

Well, im from Denmark. People from Denmark is called Danes and we talk Danish. Second, i never heard of this company, please explain what is and what the company have done so wrong.
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James Hutchins 04-06-2011 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAnja (Post 726757)
Well, im from Denmark. People from Denmark is called Danes and we talk Danish. Second, i never heard of this company, please explain what is and what the company have done so wrong.
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My dear, I know you are just a woman so I'll forgive your transgression. You are not a great Dane, that is a dog. To the outside world, you are known as 'denmarkians' which means 'From denmark' or 'a person who is of denmark blood'.
Do you honestly think that we believe you when you say you do not know the company? It is what your entire countries economy is based on. I do not know what little scheme you are trying to hatch but let me assure you, it will not work. We did not just fall off the tulip truck you know.:angry:

BaronOB 04-06-2011 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DemonessAngelika (Post 726513)
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???

Your country has daily sex with devil, therefore you will become islamic state already in thirty years. You must repent and ask God for forgiveness of your sins, otherwise your Dennmark will be transformed to Danskostan and you all killed or pushed to embrace Islam.


Immaculate Kiwi 04-07-2011 03:15 AM

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Amen, Brother Baron.

Timothy 2:23-26 Have nothing to do with foolish, ignorant controversies; you know that they breed quarrels. And the Lord's servant must not be quarrelsome but kind to everyone, able to teach, patiently enduring evil, correcting his opponents with gentleness. God may perhaps grant them repentance leading to a knowledge of the truth, and they may come to their senses and escape from the snare of the devil, after being captured by him to do his will.

In God I trust,

I.Kiwi

Rev. M. Rodimer 04-07-2011 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Immaculate Kiwi (Post 726979)
Amen, Brother Baron.

Timothy 2:23-26 Have nothing to do with foolish, ignorant controversies; you know that they breed quarrels. And the Lord's servant must not be quarrelsome but kind to everyone, able to teach, patiently enduring evil, correcting his opponents with gentleness. God may perhaps grant them repentance leading to a knowledge of the truth, and they may come to their senses and escape from the snare of the devil, after being captured by him to do his will.

In God I trust,

I.Kiwi

Mr. Immaculate Wiki, are you aware there is an insane Papist on your avatar? :fear2:

PrinsesseAnja 04-07-2011 10:32 AM

Re: I have sex with the devil!
 
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 726839)
My dear, I know you are just a woman so I'll forgive your transgression. You are not a great Dane, that is a dog. To the outside world, you are known as 'denmarkians' which means 'From denmark' or 'a person who is of denmark blood'.
Do you honestly think that we believe you when you say you do not know the company? It is what your entire countries economy is based on. I do not know what little scheme you are trying to hatch but let me assure you, it will not work. We did not just fall off the tulip truck you know.:angry:

But it is still wrong. People who lives in Denmark is called Danes - also the rest of the calls us DANES.. Denmarkians is not a word and does not exist...

And maybe im a woman, but that doesn't mean that you are more intelligent than me. In fact, i think im much more intelligent than you. Does that piss you off?

ups, i don't think im more intelligent than you - I know that im much more intelligent AND smarter than you. :)


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