Originally Posted by loveforchrist (Post 685661)

Women stay at home and cook because that's the only thing their bodies can do!

Originally Posted by Brother Enoch (Post 685703)

Well, that's not entirely true. They also make fine incubators for our sons.

As for the cooking part, my wife is an Eskimo. Her idea of cooking is throwing a slab of meat in the freezer for 6 hours then taking it out and handing me a chisel. :unsure:

Originally Posted by loveforchrist (Post 685704)

Well, a more stable rib cage could also help hold a baby.

And if your wife is making you cook, you should teach her a lesson!

1 Corinthians 11:3

Originally Posted by Brother Enoch (Post 685708)

Well, I tried to teach her how to cook, but she set the house on fire boiling eggs. What would happen if she attempted toast? :fear2:

Did I mention she's an Eskimo?

One has to accept the limitations of your spouse when you marry the profoundly retarded.

Originally Posted by loveforchrist (Post 685661)

I got into a dispute with a dirty atheist heathen today, because he claimed (falsely) that both men and women have the same skeletal structures. THE BIBLE SAYS DIFFERENTLY! Look for yourself.

Genesis 2:21-22 - 21 And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; 22 And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

The lord took a rib from Adam and gave it to Eve, and from that point women had more bones. This could be why women have so much trouble doing real work, their ribs restrict their movement! Men have less ribs in the way so we have the freedom to run around and play football. Women stay at home and cook because that's the only thing their bodies can do!

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 685713)

LFC, you seem to be "interpreting".

Tell me, if God smites a man in a car wreck and he loses a finger, and then the man goes on to father a child, does the child have only 9 fingers? Of course not.

Physical damage to a parent is not inherited by the offspring.

Adam having a rib removed does not mean Cain would be missing a rib, and the Bible gives no indication that men have fewer ribs than women.

If I didn't know better -- and I'm not exactly certain that I do -- I'd suspect you were here to mock God. :glare: I hope I am mistaken.

Originally Posted by loveforchrist (Post 685710)

Just make sure she knows what a failure she is and how little she means to you.

Originally Posted by loveforchrist (Post 685717)

You are very mistaken. But unless I am very mistaken, Adam and Eve are the models for all men and women. For example, BECAUSE of Eve's sin, women have to do all the house work and go through the pain of childbirth. This is something that happened to EVE herself but it is carried on through all women. So, doesn't it make sense that since what Adam and Eve did in life effects us today, their bodies would too? I mean, the species NEVER changes! You don't believe in EVILution do you?

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 685758)

Please show me where the Bible says humans are made in Adam's image.

Originally Posted by loveforchrist (Post 685661)

I got into a dispute with a dirty atheist heathen today, because he claimed (falsely) that both men and women have the same skeletal structures. THE BIBLE SAYS DIFFERENTLY! Look for yourself.

Genesis 2:21-22 - 21 And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; 22 And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

The lord took a rib from Adam and gave it to Eve, and from that point women had more bones. This could be why women have so much trouble doing real work, their ribs restrict their movement! Men have less ribs in the way so we have the freedom to run around and play football. Women stay at home and cook because that's the only thing their bodies can do!