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Higgins 08-06-2010 12:07 AM

Re: FINAL PROOF! OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST!
 
I am not really sure what the first part of Blashpemis's message meant with the :jesus::thumbsup:. Perhaps he was happy Christ was crucified or was he showing his support for Christianity?

Vivicide 10-20-2010 10:56 PM

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First of all. All of you religious nut-jobs make me laugh with your insanity, low IQ's and belief in something utterly ridiculous. You are all completely hypocritical. Keep it up, i enjoy reading about the constant hatred being spewed by you all, its quite hilarious.

Here is a good read for all of you. Oh and by the way, I am the Anti-Christ.

"Many deceivers, who do not acknowledge Jesus Christ as coming in the flesh, have gone out into the world. Any such person is the deceiver and the Antichrist." (2 John 1:7)

By your standards anyone who does not believe in what you do, is infact, the Anti-Christ. Sweet!

5 things that really aren't in "The Bible"
As a predominantly Christian people, Westerners think they know the Bible pretty well. But not everybody realizes that many of the most iconic features of Christianity were never mentioned by the holy book or the church, but were actually pulled from the ass of some poet or artist years after God turned in his final draft of the Bible.
Things like ...
#5.
Angels

The image of an angel is so recognizable that you can immediately spot one if somebody makes its shape in some snow. They're sparkly people with two white wings and occasionally swords, who sit on clouds ripping out awesome harp solos while protecting humans from harm. So basically, the protagonists of the next Stephenie Meyer novel.

The Only Problem Is ...
Now, there are angels in the Bible. But if you encountered some of the angels it describes, you'd probably need a shotgun under your bed to sleep soundly for the rest of your life.*
*NOTE: that is a joke. If angels turn out to be real, and you encounter one, do not shoot it with a shotgun.
There are several kinds of angels in the Bible and you've probably heard about some of them, like archangels, cherubim and seraphim. They all look different, and very few actually have wings. Those who do, like the seraphim, actually have six wings and need all of them to cover their body, lest they blind/incinerate whoever is unlucky enough to bump into one.
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../33630.jpg?v=1
This is a seraph, trying with all its might not to burn you alive.
Then there are the thrones, which are described in the Bible as "wheels within wheels," the rims of which are covered in eyes.
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../33631.jpg?v=1
Whatever it is, we're pretty sure it can see.
Then we have the cutest order of angels, the cherubim. As we all know, a cherub is a baby angel, usually with a little bow and arrow and a leaf protecting his modesty. Except that Ezekiel 10:14 describes them as frightening four-headed monstrosities that included the faces of a man, an eagle and a lion.
Actually Came From:
Painters took liberties when portraying angels, and just like putting capes on superheroes, giving them wings was a visually interesting way to identify who was the angel in a painting full of regular dudes (wings were also used in the early church to denote that these creatures lived in the sky). Archangels like Michael and Gabriel were given contemporary military garb.
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../33633.jpg?v=1
Which apparently included "hair like a lady."
Cherubs in particular didn't get their extreme makeover until Renaissance sculptors revived the ancient practice of putti, which depicted cute babies dancing and playing around on infant tombs. The rediscovery and reimplementation of these little cuties brought Cupid-esque cherubs into vogue, as demonstrated by Tomba di Ilaria del Carretto:
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../33634.jpg?v=1
Whaddya know? Those dancing naked babies do make this tomb less unsettling.
Lastly, the thing about the harps was actually invented by John Milton who wrote about angels "plucking harps" in Paradise Lost, basically just because it was the cutest thing he could pull out of his ass.
#4.
The Devil Is Red and Has Horns, a Pitchfork and Goat Legs

The devil, also known as Satan, Beelzebub, Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, Mr. Scratch, Old Nick and Al Pacino, is the cloven-hoofed, pitchfork-wielding, red-skinned, horned king of hell and founder of the metal genre of music. He's also a gambler and a businessman, willing to make bets or contracts with you and grant you wishes/musical abilities in exchange for your immortal soul. He looks like this:
The Only Problem Is ...
Not one inch of that is in the Bible. Anywhere. Not even the goatee (and this is a book where every other character has a goatee. Or at least we picture it that way).
So what does Satan look like in the Bible? We don't know -- he's never physically described except when he visits Eve as a snake, and some think that the snake in the Garden of Eden wasn't actually Satan anyway. Other than that, he's just a disembodied ghost-voice, kind of like a really evil Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Actually Came From:
Medieval artists who wanted to portray the devil visually had to take a bit of artistic license, generally drawing whatever seemed evil at the time. No single source is responsible for the common depiction of Old Nick, but he picked up bits and pieces of his traditional costume as time went on, like a hipster trawling dozens of op shops over the course of a month.
Speaking of hipsters, what about that pitchfork? It's really a trident, a popular accessory of the Greek and Roman gods. The horns? Possibly a hand-me-down from animal-worshipping religions that Christianity didn't like. Scholars believe that Satan got his goat-legs as recently as the 19th century during the Romantic period, when neo-paganism came into vogue and a lot of writers, poets and artists started talking up the Greek goat-god Pan as a source of their inspiration, a claim about which numerous panties became quite tightly knotted.
As for the devil's famous habit of gambling with people's souls, that's not canonical either. Though his job is to tempt people to sin, he never grants anybody miraculous powers. We have an old German legend to thank for that. The legend of Faust, made popular later when it was dramatized by Christopher Marlowe, tells the story of a doctor who gets bored and decides to strike a deal with Lucifer in return for knowledge, converting the devil from the Prince of Darkness into a shady snake-oil salesman.

#3.
The Holy Grail

The cup that Jesus drank out of during the Last Supper is the ultimate lost treasure, having become a slang term for anything long sought-after or world-changing. And while the Indiana Jones franchise seems to think drinking from the legendary cup will grant you eternal life and heal gunshot wounds, the exact kind of magic powers we can expect to obtain when we find it is a matter of dispute.
Also, there's the question of whether it's a cup, a bowl or, as Dan Brown speculated, a holy vagina.
The Only Problem Is ...
If you try to find the story of the magical cup in the Bible, you'll wind up flipping around confused, thinking you've got an abridged version or something. While the Bible does mention Jesus using a cup during the Last Supper, the cup itself is not treated any more importantly than anything else in the scene. It'd make just as much sense to say the table itself is holy, or the chairs, or the menu, or the leftovers, or the tip.
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../33619.jpg?v=1
"I only see 11 dollars. Someone's holding out ... Judas, I'm looking in your direction ..."
Actually Came From:
The Holy Grail was first invoked just as a plot-driving device in the legend of King Arthur. Even then, the item that Arthur's army sought was not Jesus' cup at all -- it was a magic cauldron. Since cauldrons were used quite often at parties and Celtic sleepovers, having a magic cauldron would come off today like a plate of nachos that never ended or a bottomless beer keg.

It was the French poet Chretien de Troyes who reinterpreted the Arthurian legend as a quest for the Holy Grail. And even then, the Grail was not a cup, but rather something resembling a really nice serving dish.
No, it was another poet, Robert de Boron, who planted the Jesus-cup story in the world's consciousness. According to his (quite real) masterwork Joseph d'Arimathe, the cup was used by Joseph of Arimathea to collect Jesus' blood and sweat after his crucifixion.
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../33622.jpg?v=1
Just look at the man's dorag -- you know he was into some freaky shit.
It was his possession of the Grail that granted him the Jesus-powers to survive his own death and burial, and then for some reason he delivered it to Britain. This provided not only the first description of the Grail as Jesus' cup, but also an explanation as to why the hell we're looking for a piece of Israeli tableware in goddamn England.


#2.
The Antichrist

Type "Is Obama" into Google and one of the top three suggested searches will always be "the Antichrist?" If the Web had existed in Ronald Reagan's day, you'd have gotten the same result for him and (likewise for Mikhail Gorbachev).

So clearly there is a huge chunk of the world waiting for someone to come along and fulfill the old biblical prophecy: A charismatic leader will fool the whole world, rise to power, institute a worldwide dictatorial regime and (finally) bring about the Apocalypse. There exist entire religious sects who keep a sharp eye out for the smooth talking sign of the End Times who will trigger the destruction of everything we know and love.
You skeptics can laugh, but know that many Americans who vote in 2012 will be doing it based on which of the two candidates is least likely to be the Antichrist.
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../33614.jpg?v=1
This man is not basing his vote on sound fiscal policy.
The Only Problem Is ...
The Antichrist is mentioned only four times in the Bible, and each time he's described the same way:
"Many deceivers, who do not acknowledge Jesus Christ as coming in the flesh, have gone out into the world. Any such person is the deceiver and the Antichrist." (2 John 1:7)
Yep: The Antichrist is anyone who doesn't believe in Christ. The "anti" is basically being used the same way it's used when we say someone is "anti-war." So anyone who wants to accuse Richard Dawkins of being the Antichrist is actually entirely correct, and what's more, he'll agree with you.
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../33615.jpg?v=1
Man, antichrists get all the fine bitches.
Actually Came From:
There are characters in the Book of Revelation who will help usher in the End of Days: for instance, there is a False Prophet, who looks like a lamb and talks like a dragon (figuratively, we're assuming). And then we have "The Beast" from Revelation 13, which is described as "coming out of the sea" with 10 horns, seven heads, 10 crowns and other body parts that do not even resemble a human body accidentally.
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../33616.jpg?v=1
The Beast we're talking about is the beast on the right.
The beast is who is associated with the number 666, by the way. It wasn't until the second century that some dude named Saint Irenaeus started calling it the Antichrist, borrowing the term from another part of the Bible that wasn't referring to it. But even that did very little to change the fact that The Beast would have a hell of a time getting elected to public office since it looked like ... well, a motherpiffleing beast.
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../33617.jpg?v=1
If Napoleon Dynamite wrote a fan-version of Narnia.
It wasn't until the Middle Ages that the Antichrist was portrayed as a guy rather than a huge multiheaded monster. Thus the Antichrist, as a figure in pop culture and cheap-shot accusation was born. Countless novels (like the worldwide bestselling Left Behind series) and movies have helped push the concept to where it is today.
So to summarize, millions are awaiting what they believe is the fulfillment of an ancient biblical prophecy that is in reality cobbled together from at least three different characters from the Bible, with a little bit of Rosemary's Baby for good measure.

#1.
Hell: Everything Other Than the Fire

Hell is a place of eternal torment, a realm of unrelenting suffering for all sinners, heretics and unbelievers. It is a land of fire and brimstone arranged into nine circles and filled with imps and demons who deal out cruelly ironic punishments for all of eternity. Ruling over all of it is Satan, who probably sits on a throne made of skulls or something.

The Only Problem Is ...
Of all that, the only part you'll find in the Bible is the fact that Hell sucks and that there is fire (from passages like Matthew 13:42: "And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.")
And ... that's as specific as it gets.
Actually Came From:
As usual, artists and writers took those vague descriptions and ran with them. The understanding of hell as a fiery subterranean cavern full of lava and demons shoving flutes up your ass for eternity owes its popularity largely to the medieval double-team of Dante and Hieronymus Bosch.
Dante's Inferno popularized the idea of hell as a nine-level first-person-shooter. He pioneered the concept of contrapasso, the idea that prisoners of hell are subject to ironic tortures related to the sins that brought them there. Like the "flatterers," who spent their lives bullshitting, and were forced in hell to "wallow in shit" for eternity.
Then the Dutch artist, Bosch, came along and painted it.
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../33638.jpg?v=1
Image #558 in our "pictures to stare at while on acid" series.
As for Satan being the ruler of hell, that's a misconception we can probably blame on John Milton. In Paradise Lost, Satan famously bitched: "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven." But there's a reason why God cast Satan and his minions into hell instead of Wisconsin: Hell sucks for everyone including imps and demons. According to 2 Peter 2:4: "God did not spare the angels when they sinned, but sent them to hell, putting them into chains of darkness to be held for judgment."
That's right, chains and prisons ... for them. No iron fortresses, no fiery thrones, no mention of Satan ruling the cell block ... all of that is from the Bible's extended universe and fan fiction.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18757...#ixzz12wTyHAjn













Rev. M. Rodimer 10-20-2010 11:02 PM

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Are you aware that reprinting an entire article, rather than an excerpt, without permission is a violation of copyright law and amounts to stealing someone else's intellectual property? :thumbdown:

By the way, you could at least find something that tells us things we, who have actually read the Bible, don't already know. :haha:

BelieverInGod 10-20-2010 11:05 PM

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Already posted, is your search button broken?

You are not "The Antichrist", you are an antichrist. The difference is that "The Antichrist" refers to the beast of revelation. Or did you not even bother to read the crap that you just spewed on our forum.

Vivicide 10-20-2010 11:17 PM

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[QUOTE=Rev. M. Rodimer;620746]Are you aware that reprinting an entire article, rather than an excerpt, without permission is a violation of copyright law and amounts to stealing someone else's intellectual property? :thumbdown:

For one, i dont care, Im not selling the writing as my own and I never claimed it to be my own and I included the link to the article.
Two, You people are ridiculous.

Rev. Jim Osborne 10-20-2010 11:25 PM

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Personally, we couldn't care less about your worthless unsaved opinions. You're nothing but a sinning scumbag, not even worth the dirt under our shoes.

Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Matthew 10:15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

Furthermore, it is obvious you have to resort to plagiarism because you are unable to form an original thought yourself. Why don't you try independent thinking, instead of just blindly accepting what your scientists and professors tell you on faith? Open up your eyes and accept Jesus Christ before it is too late.

John Creeser 10-21-2010 12:19 AM

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Quote:

You people are ridiculous
Think what you want, at least we are not hellbound.

GeirSmith 12-20-2010 12:50 AM

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Hi, I just registered here. Thanks goodness I found this forum. I've been wandering for three years looking for someone to read me.


I wanted to say this: There are two antichrists generally, a small one introducing the big one.

Bush's the first one with his 9/11 coverup and Obama's the big one with his victory-day Lottery draw of 666.

If anyone wants it I have the newspaper shots of the victory-day news in the Chicago Tribune and the Lottery draw of 666 on the reverse page (2).
Spread this news to the world it's over for Obama.



I've made videos on U Tube to spread this message too. I want to say I'm not Christian but Buddhist of Tibetan Tantric Buddhism and consider that the highest form of human culture because it has Tantra, Mantra and Yoga which none other have.



I want to make that clear so there's no misunderstanding and I'm accused of passing off as a Christian or hiding anything. I just want to spread the message that 666 is marking Obama and you people can take that for yourselves and condemn if you nlike. I just give you the news and that's it. Call me a Reluctant Messenger thus. There's nothing in this for me you could say because I'll not gain any Christian benefit from it.



G. Smith. B):thumbsup::innocent:

GeirSmith 12-20-2010 01:16 AM

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Hi, I just registered.


I wanted to say this: There are two antichrists generally, a small one introducing the big one.

Bush's the first one with his 9/11 coverup and Obama's the big one with his victory-day Lottery draw of 666.

If anyone wants it I have the newspaper shots of the victory-day news in the Chicago Tribune and the Lottery draw of 666 on the reverse page (2).

Spread this news to the world it's over for Obama.

G. Smith.


PS. I'm not Christian I won't hide it... I'm pf Tibetan Tantric Buddhism which I think is highest culture in the world because it has Tantra, Mantra and Yoga which none other have.


I want to say I'm a reluctant messenger in this because I have no hidden agenda of benefitting from a Christian revelation so I'm perfectly honest about that and hope no one thinks I'm trying to use Christians for some cause. I just guive the news and that's all. GS.

Cranky Old Man 12-20-2010 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by GeirSmith (Post 657609)
I've been wandering for three years looking for someone to read me.

Feel free to send me an e-mail.

Pastor Ezekiel 12-20-2010 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by GeirSmith (Post 657612)

PS. I'm not Christian I won't hide it... I'm pf Tibetan Tantric Buddhism which I think is highest culture in the world because it has Tantra, Mantra and Yoga which none other have .

Stop right there. If you're a buddhist then you worship satan and we'll have no truck with you. This is a Christian forum. We don't bow down to fat chinamen.

GeirSmith 12-20-2010 01:43 AM

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Thanks Cranky, will do. I have the photos of the Lottery draw of 666 the day of Obama's victory if anyone wants me to send them. I made some articles in a newpaper on line where I set the pics up too if anyone wants the links to that.

Geir.

WilliamJenningsBryan 12-20-2010 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 657617)
Stop right there. If you're a buddhist then you worship satan and we'll have no truck with you. This is a Christian forum. We don't bow down to fat chinamen.

I don't trust those Buddha types either, especially the ones that are into that Tantra - those multi-hour orgasms drain the blood from their brains till they have very few working cells left.

In this case it looks like this crazed poster is on to something - the evening lottery winning number is indeed "666".

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Holy Cybr 12-20-2010 05:22 AM

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tl;dr But I'm so down to take down Obama, for the sake of Christ. :thumbsup:

Rev. M. Rodimer 12-20-2010 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by GeirSmith (Post 657612)
PS. I'm not Christian I won't hide it... I'm pf Tibetan Tantric Buddhism which I think is highest culture in the world because it has Tantra, Mantra and Yoga which none other have.


I want to say I'm a reluctant messenger in this because I have no hidden agenda of benefitting from a Christian revelation so I'm perfectly honest about that and hope no one thinks I'm trying to use Christians for some cause. I just guive the news and that's all. GS.

So you don't believe that Jesus is the Christ, yet you want to tell us that Obama is an antichrist. :huh:

You do realize that with no Christ, there can be no antichrist, right? :dunce:

GeirSmith 12-20-2010 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 657740)
I don't trust those Buddha types either, especially the ones that are into that Tantra - those multi-hour orgasms drain the blood from their brains till they have very few working cells left.

In this case it looks like this crazed poster is on to something - the evening lottery winning number is indeed "666".

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The numbers were there on the day Obama was victorious, the day the world discovered this man, the Illinois Lottery hammered down the heavenly verdict: 666.

Pass this on to the world and it will reveal everything.

Do, it the world is counting on you. Don't heistate a second and don't turn back, leave this world behind and reveal this to the world everywhere to everyone.

Move fast, be messengers of the truth fast.

Samuel Coleridge 12-20-2010 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by GeirSmith (Post 657842)
The numbers were there on the day Obama was victorious, the day the world discovered this man, the Illinois Lottery hammered down the heavenly verdict: 666.

Pass this on to the world and it will reveal everything.

Do, it the world is counting on you. Don't heistate a second and don't turn back, leave this world behind and reveal this to the world everywhere to everyone.

Move fast, be messengers of the truth fast.

Wouldn't Obama have to be reelected to be the Antichrist?

Yours in laughing at your moonbattery,
Sam

GeirSmith 12-20-2010 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Samuel Coleridge (Post 657844)
Wouldn't Obama have to be reelected to be the Antichrist?

Yours in laughing at your moonbattery,
Sam

No, Obama has 42 months. Calculate them from when he pulled ahead of Hillary in the polls of the spring of 2007 between Feb. and May. The 42 months of the Antichrist's rule are NOW. Run and spread it. Don't argue!

GeirSmith 12-20-2010 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 657740)
I don't trust those Buddha types either, especially the ones that are into that Tantra - those multi-hour orgasms drain the blood from their brains till they have very few working cells left.

In this case it looks like this crazed poster is on to something - the evening lottery winning number is indeed "666".

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Obama was elected Nov. 4. at 8PM.

His glory was next day from the morning on.

In the evening at 7PM he was hammered by heavenly sign 666 issued from the Illinois State Lottery broadcast on all media, radio, TV, newspapers etc...

It was relayed by all national news in their Lottery sections. It was in NY times, LA times, Chicago Tribune (I've got that on file and will send if someone wants to see it i.e. front page, second page, general view plus blow up of the Lottery section), each and every US paper carried the 666 sign of heaven.

I believe in prophecy and that the 666 prophecy has realized and shown us the face of the Mark of the Beast on Obama's victory-day.

I know it takes some wisdom to understand this calculation of the Mark of the Beast of 666 because the election was Nov.4. and the celebration was next morning on the 5th, but for those few who can use their brain the Apocalypse is clear. Just go do it or you'll turn into a statue of salt.

Spread everywhere to everyone and do it go go go!

Like military hit the ground running.

The Apocalypse is not for the weak!

GeirSmith 12-20-2010 08:36 AM

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The "fatal-head-wound" of the Antichrist is the fact that all of Illinois knows already since 2008 that Obama's the Antichrist. Because they saw that Lottery draw. Also Newsweek published that news nation-wide so the Illinois peiople were shamed to have brought the Beast forth to the world.

http://www.newsweek.com/2008/11/15/i...ntichrist.html

By spreading this news by us believers, (in each our faith....I believe in prophecy and that 666 will realize as being true and effective) Obama's fatal head-wound will drag him down.

The Illinois people will rise against this beast.

There are reports he was a ten-year member of a gay-club in Chicago called "Men's Country" and went there with Rahm Emmanuel.

The club members testified they "knew" him i.e. knew him intimately.

This must be Sodom and Gomorrah.

Turn onto all this mess here http://beforeitsnews.com/story/177/3...se_is_now.html


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