True Christian Haiku
As much as I hate to admit it, the slopes may have hit on something with the Haiku. The power and simplicity of the format sure lends itself to expressing the principles of True Christianity...
two gayrods sweaty from exertion Jesus weeps shady window sill hot pie cools a coon is near mouthy wife with busted lip should have shut up better to trust a poison snake than hook-nosed joos |
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Know-it-all heathens
Bring God's Wrath upon themselves Jesus will have the last laugh |
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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm: I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. :sinner: |
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Praising LORD Jesus
Gives me something to do and Makes me happier Sometimes I praise Him While I'm doing other things And have accidents It's okay to pray With your eyes open at times When you are driving I had my doubts but Prayed on this crucial matter Jesus says it's fine I would be so lost Without Jesus in my life I don't have hobbies |
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When we saw them cavort
We knew they were awash with sin And we gouged out their eyes |
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I refuse to write any of this haiku drivel. I still haven't forgiven the orientals for what they did to us at Pearl Harbor and My Lai. Well, I forgave them as an act of Christian charity, of course, but that doesn't mean that I'm not going to hold it against them personally.
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