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If you keep spamming our Godly forum with communistic lies you'll be banned. :banned: |
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And now, lets get this show going. Read up, friends. Lets start with the topic, created by "Cranky Old Man". And lets use his quote Quote:
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--- So I guess if the oh so praised LORD hates people who are lying, then your "Old Cranky Man" is in deep trouble. |
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Please see my sermon on the subject HERE. :rtfm: |
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Wow, god just hates everyone these days. But hasn't he always felt that way? I personally think He needs therapy.
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Cognitive dissonance might enable you to deny the Truth© as it is written in the KJV1611 Holy Bible, your ignorance will not be an excuse to avoid Hell. Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
God does not like tomato sauce anyway: Romans 14:2 "For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs." |
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Is there any reason why I shouldn't ban you here and now? :furious: |
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If you would like to know more of the truth you can start here |
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Your made up god is an abomination and I am so offended by your vile countenance upon this holy forum! Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Satan has a big steaming pile of pasta and meatballs he is going to shove down your throat and various orifices for eternity. |
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I say things like, "That will teach you to buzz around my ears! Look at you! You're dying!" I thought everyone did. :huh: |
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Give up your evil ways and accept the truth, you will be rewarded with Great Beer and fantastic strippers (knowing how some of you over protest about others sexuality to hide your own, be reassured that the Strippers will be individually tailored to your tastes and needs) RAmen, Accept the Touch of His Noodly Appendage |
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Genesis 1Not a very Godly way to treat something that your book says is good |
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