Today in Christ
September 16, 1498: Tomas de Torquemada, the first Spanish Inquisitor General, dies. He burned over 2,000 victims, tortured thousands more, and in some areas, immolated as many as 40 percent of those accused.
While he may have been a greasy garlic-stinking dago mary-worshipper, he at least had the right idea about converting jews and mudslimes. |
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September 22, 1692: A glorious period in American history comes to a close with the last executions in the Salem witch hunts. Since then, we have had to deal with two world wars, AIDS, Internet pornography, and mooselimb terrorists flying airplanes into 110-story buildings. Coincidence? I think not.
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September 29, 1963: His Unholiness Pope Paul VI opened the second general session of Vatican II. True Christians™ saw Vatican II for what it was: a failed attempt to paper over some of the more egregiously anti-Christian aspects of the Roman institution. Many "Traditionalist Catholics," who evidently wanted to be even more damned than the Pope, decided that the post-Vatican-II Roman institution was not satanic enough for them and kept to the old ways as a surer route to hell.
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Leviticus 25:44-46 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever. |
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Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. 2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. Not much in there about giving guns to darkies to try and overthrow morality and turn America into North Korea. |
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Eph 6:5 Servants, be obedient to them that are [your] masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ. |
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The U.N. has decreed October 17 of every year to be the International Day for the Eradication of Poverty. This, of course, mocks Jesus, since He said that we always have the poor with us (Matt. 26:11, Mark 14:7, John 12:8).
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October 21, 1970: John T. Scopes, the Tennessee teacher convicted for teaching evolution, dies at age 70, and is now being forced to perform oral sex on every monkey in hell, while Chuck Darwin buggers him from behind. Praise Jesus!!
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Just think. Right now, as we speak, he is spinning like a giant top on the tip of Satan's giant wang!
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October 26, 1950: Mother Teresa founds the first Mission of Charity in Calcutta, India
Of course, aside from worshiping satan and turning tricks in the slums of Calcutta, she was well-known for taking a cane to her novices. She was quite the brawler and had a police record a mile long. She is gargling scalding hot bile in hell right now, Praise Jesus.:thumbsup: |
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Uhm... Why would the Calcutta police department have an English board? And why would they let her have a smoke in her mouth? And why is your 'source' a humour site called worth1000.com? Could that image be doctored by any chance? *rolleyes*
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