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My name's Timothy Tyler. Some of y'all might know my wife. I'm not too good with computers and the like, but I decided that since she's on here whenever she's got some free time, I better sign up too, to make sure she's not up to any mischief.
I was raised a Catholic, but I got saved after I dropped out of college (I didn't buy the sickular nonsense they use in universities). A nice young missionary on the street gave me a KJV and a pamphlet for Landover Baptist, and I knew it was right. Met Elizabeth when I was 23. Her cherry pie was delicious, so I had to marry her right there on the spot. Hard to pick a favorite Bible verse. Anything in Leviticus I guess. Leviticus 18:22 has always held a special place in my heart, because I've never been able to tolerate those queers. That's about it, I guess. YIC Timothy Tyler |
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Welcome, sweetie! :wub:
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Yeah, thanks. Now I can see what you're constantly clucking about on this infernal device.
I want roast beef when I get home. |
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Welcome to God's favorite forum. I hope you'll keep your woman in line. She yaps on constantly.
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Beef is always a great meal "eat a pound of beef a day" and of course I always enjoy plenty of pork. In a way I am lucky to live in a town where the butchers are so keen to compete on quality, the standards are high and there's a thriving tourist trade to keep us all going.
Judges is a great book, I'm read chapter 9 this morning :) JUDGES 9 |
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I would have liked to have pork today, but somebody forgot to pick it up when she went shopping! :angry: |
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Timothy, does she at least do a good job darning your socks?
I know I put that on my list of requirements for a wife. Must be able to darn socks. |
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Welcome, Mr. Tyler! I love pork too!
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Hi Daddy, I miss you.
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Again, Naomi?
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