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Pastor Ezekiel 08-14-2013 03:37 AM

Midgets
 
Brothers in Christ, I know that God looks at midgets as nothing more than cripples who are unworthy of Salvation, but I have to admit that I think they are hilarious. I just can't stop laughing when I watch them at their antics! :rofl:


little flip 08-14-2013 03:47 AM

Re: Midgets
 
They are pretty funny.:lol:

TacoRising 10-25-2013 05:43 PM

Re: Midgets
 
Sometimes when i'm on campus I see them... walking... I try to avoid them but they're everywhere. At least if I want to avoid them I can just climb up onto a high table or roof.

James Hutchins 10-25-2013 08:58 PM

Re: Midgets
 
When one of my daughters was married, they hired a whole gaggle of the little freaks. The midgets were tumbling and hollering and trying to run (seeing those little legs move as fast as possible and them not going anywhere is a hoot!) Problem was they got under foot constantly (just like cats do) and everyone had to kick them to clear a path. Each time I'd knee one in the face it sounded like I had a 33 rpm record running at 78 (you know, like those nigra wrappers do). The best part was the ones working in the mens room stalls as wipers. Those sausage like fingers can work miracles.

Titus Templeton 10-25-2013 10:28 PM

Re: Midgets
 
At least you don't have do build ramps for these kind of cripples. They are able to climb the steps...:D


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