Re: Person of the year 2013
What is the award for "Man of the Year"? (I can't bring myself to call it 'Person' of the Year)
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Because some people voted using all 10 of their votes for one person, I'm operating off the assumption that someone voting for only one person is using all 10 of their votes for that person.
I originally said that I would not be counting forum member's votes, but perhaps I was being too harsh. In honor of the founding father's of America, I think it would be fair to apply a 3/5 compromise to their votes. Making their votes worth a generous 40% of a True Christian™'s vote. I also forgot to mention that Jesus guided me to include a very special "Jesus's blessing" calculator that is being applied to all votes. Certain votes might be worth slightly more than others because of this. It is all very complex and like Fox News I don't need to waste your time with details you don't need to know, but here are the final results: Unfortunately for Palin, Levi Jones's vote just inches her out of second place, though this was a very close race. Winner: 1. Pastor Ezekiel 550 points 2. Vladimir Putin 73 points 3. Sarah Palin 70 points 4. Jesus Christ 65 points 5. Donald Trump 10 points The person, pastor, man, and everything of the year for 2013 is our very own Pastor Ezekiel! Faith_Machine earlier pointed out that Pastor Ezekiel just recently received the Pastor Ezekiel Flint Award for Excellence in Theology. He also just recently reached the milestone of 75,000 posts. What an incredible year! :dancing-jesus: |
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CONGRATULATIONS, PASTOR ZEKE!!! I hear he also recently won "Most Handsome Pastor in Freehold Award!" :wub: |
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Hallelujah!
The holiest man in Landover is now the 'Person' of the Year. Congratulation Pastor Ezekiel! :bowdown: :hooray: |
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Very deserved! Congratulations :praise: |
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Congratulations Pastor Zeke :dancing-jesus:Yet another well deserved accolade.
Was this not also the year our beloved Pastor almost broke Clinton Locy's record for longest sermon? I still think there was foul play there. :thumbdown: Better luck next time, Sir! |
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Congrats Pastor Ezekiel!!!!!:thumbsup:
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Thank you all.
I'd like my 2015 custom Escalade to be SeaFoam Green with a Mauve calfskin interior. |
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I'm disappointed that I didn't win this award, yet again.
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Ohhh, I just knew he would win!
CONGRATS, sweetie! :yahoo: |
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