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Ezekiel Bathfire 09-21-2012 04:35 PM

THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
 
They're not happy in Gaza ...
They're not happy in Egypt ...
They're not happy in Libya ...
They're not happy in Morocco ...
They're not happy in Iran ...
They're not happy in Iraq ...
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
They're not happy in Pakistan ...
They're not happy in Syria ...
They're not happy in Lebanon ...

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in The USA ...
They're happy in Australia …
They're happy in Canada...
They're happy in England ...
They're happy in France ...
They're happy in Italy ...
They're happy in Germany ...
They're happy in Sweden ...
They're happy in Norway ...
They're happy in Holland ...
They're happy in Denmark ...

Basically,They're happy in every country
That is not Muslim and unhappy!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not Their leadership.
Not Themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want To change Those countries To be like......
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

The Solution is Jesus! :thumbsup:

Pastor Ezekiel 09-22-2012 04:36 AM

Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
 
This is why I am planning to deliver a sermon this Sunday entitled: "All Foreigners Are Ungrateful Scum in God's Eyes." :preach:

I hope to see you all there.

Little Donkey 09-22-2012 07:24 AM

Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
 
They hate us for our freedoms, it drives them completely insane. That's why we need to increase our military spending and launch the occasional war to keep them in check (ok, not so occasional... what you gonna do?). But that's the main reason - our freedom. They see all our freedoms and get mad about it then we have to bomb them.

Redeemed Papist 09-22-2012 08:02 AM

Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Donkey (Post 932534)
They hate us for our freedoms, it drives them completely insane. That's why we need to increase our military spending and launch the occasional war to keep them in check (ok, not so occasional... what you gonna do?). But that's the main reason - our freedom. They see all our freedoms and get mad about it then we have to bomb them.

Aren't we being a little simplistic here?

They first pray to their moon god for an answer as to why they are not happy. When they get no answer, no matter how hard they pray for it to smite us, then they get angry and take matters into their own hands.

It's all because they really know deep down that they worship a false god who is utterly ineffective when you pray to it. They all just can't admit to each other that they are wrong out of stubborn pride. They are jealous of our wondrous Lord Jesus who did something effective in dying for our sins and will come again and send them all screaming into Hell.

When you get right down to it they are unhappy because we have Jesus as our redeemer.

Pastor Ezekiel 09-23-2012 05:04 AM

Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
 
Here's an educational video on the subject.


death to witches 09-24-2012 10:44 PM

Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
 
I've been praying to Jesus what should we do to these Moose Limbs. Jesus revealed it to me.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_l0-KY_XRps...cca-740164.jpg

Jesus also gave me proof Muhammad is Satan

Muhammad

M = 13 x 9 = 117
U = 21 x 9 = 189
H = 8 x 9 = 72
A = 1 x 9 = 9
M = 13 x 9 = 117
M = 13 x 9 = 117
A = 1 x 9 = 9
D = 4 x 9 = 36
_______________+
TOTAL = 666
Muhammad = 666

PetitionLady 09-28-2012 06:38 PM

Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Donkey (Post 932534)
They hate us for our freedoms, it drives them completely insane. That's why we need to increase our military spending and launch the occasional war to keep them in check (ok, not so occasional... what you gonna do?). But that's the main reason - our freedom. They see all our freedoms and get mad about it then we have to bomb them.

Oh yes.

Obama is the #1 muslim enemy within.

:usa27:

MitzaLizalor 10-01-2012 02:35 PM

Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist (Post 932537)
Aren't we being a little simplistic here?

They first pray to their moon god for an answer as to why they are not happy. When they get no answer, no matter how hard they pray for it to smite us, then they get angry and take matters into their own hands.

It's all because they really know deep down that they worship a false god who is utterly ineffective when you pray to it. They all just can't admit to each other that they are wrong out of stubborn pride. They are jealous of our wondrous Lord Jesus who did something effective in dying for our sins and will come again and send them all screaming into Hell.

When you get right down to it they are unhappy because we have Jesus as our redeemer.

It is always so encouraging to know that Christianity is based on real, historical events. How different the pagan with his idols and bowing and scraping, kissing stones, organised murder, hearsay and gobbledygook that's not even backwards compatible with its own source material!

Thus we are assured that Jesus will indeed be here very soon and that the mindless savages who belt themselves over the head with machetes are deranged lunatics.
Oh, probably that last clause didn't need much assuring..

Cranky Old Man 10-01-2012 02:42 PM

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Clearly the reason we have so much unhappiness in America lately is the Muslim Obama who stole our elections.


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