Babe in Christ Seeks Babe
What more could you want, I ask?
No longer Jewish, but transformed through Christ's sacrifice, this adorable, cuddly, clean, drug and disease free lover of JESUS seeks a suitable companion to provide love, children (Sons ONLY, please), a clean home, hot meals, sewing, mending, delectable desserts and complete submission to God's will (and therefore MY will). 19, 5'11", 240#, winning smile. Masculinity exudes from every pore and oh, the knowledge! Such knowledge you will not find in any other man so young and eligible. Ask your father to contact me! While I will respond to him promptly, your patience in awaiting my decision IS important, so sit down and be quiet, woman. No trolls, tramps, trannies or ex-lesbians, sorry. Must be able to put up with a mother in law that will hate you for not being Jewish and a father in law that will soon cut me off from my inheritance. But what the hey - we live once, and then eternally with Christ. FATHERS: Feel free to send me photos of your princess for consideration. One look at my photo will tell you this offer won't last! |
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We used to have one who would be just right for you. She was 24 and getting desperate. But we haven't seen her around for a while. Oh yeah - just remembered - she was a bit of a feminazi. Would that bother you?
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Dear Morton, Yes, you certainly are a catch! I'll put the word out here in Richmond, Virginia with our Baptist friends. And, just a little FYI, I am a former Jew too. So if I can find a nice "Jew for Jesus Princess", that would be great, wouldn't it?!?!
Of course, I must ask (because I can't seem to get this part of the joo out of me), can I see the ring you are offering? Because we all know, that does make a difference sometimes. Oh no! My husband caught me writing this! I guess I'll be getting a spanking tonight to "beat the joo out of me" again! And on Mother's Day too! |
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My goodness. At first I thought this was thread was started by one of those "Christian" lesbians!
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On another note, being an ex-joo :joo: might limit your chances with the pure, young True Christian ™ girls who are searching for husbands. So if you want a bit of a challenge, by all means, we'll catch her and see if you two can get married. :wub: |
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With apologies to Morton for bogarting his thread (may you find the good Christian woman we all know God wants you to have soon!), I hope I may be permitted to point out that I'm in the same boat and ask for any advice you good folks can give.
I have acquired a rather large sum of money and need to find a woman who will bear me heirs without stealing and squandering my fortune on - well - woman stuff. I know that I have two strikes against me because I live in Boston, where modest Christian women are as hard to find as a two dollar lobster. Thanks to all. Wally |
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I'm single and looking for a good True Christian™ Woman to marry. Where they at????:wub: :wub::wub:
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How old are you? Where do you live? I'm a 23 year old woman, looking for a good Christian man to marry. If you want a true Christian. Though, it would be best to find someone else, as an ex-atheist I am far from a true Christian. If you get desperate, or want wait a few years until I have hopefully become a true Christian, let me know and I would love to get to know you |
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I need to see a picture, though. I do not think you are a non-Caucasian but one can't be too careful. Humbly, Wally |
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Hello,
I would of love to provide you with a picture, but I would rather not do so on such a public forum. I have had troubles in the past with abiding by 1 Timothy 2:9 and would rather not send a picture of myself where large numbers of people could see it, for fear that I would relapse once again and try to make myself look better than I should worry about. If you are interested, you can email me at [PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL REMOVED FOR DECENCY] Yours in Christ Kat |
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It would be so nice if this True Christian gentleman would find his help meet right now.
At the age of 23 she can still give birth to at least 12 soldiers for Christ! I married at 21 and now i am mother of 9 and half! |
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I am also looking for a good woman i am 26 It is so nice to read about how people found their faith in Jesus |
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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm: I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. :sinner: |
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God is dead
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