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paulwilde1961 01-31-2015 10:45 PM

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle
 
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 815849)
So again we are back to the hypocrisy of atheists. You claim not to believe in God, yet embrace the same divine mandate against homosexuality. There really are no secularist arguments against being gay.

As a True Christian, that Anal Sex is wrong. A man should not engage with sex with any other man or attempt Anal Intercourse with a female, especially his Wife.

Anal Sex is a sin. Stop doing it or face hell.

Salimon 07-18-2015 10:42 PM

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle
 
Hello, I am french.
Please, look at this video, and you will understand that this tv show " smallville " is corrupted by Luciferian or freemason :

[PERVERTED SCAT VIDEO REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

God bless you

Mary Etheldreda 07-18-2015 10:50 PM

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle
 
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Originally Posted by Salimou (Post 1152330)
Hello, I am french.
Please, look at this video, and you will understand that this tv show " smallville " is corrupted by Luciferian or freemason :

[PERVERTED SCAT VIDEO REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

God bless you

Say, why not keep your disgusting perversions to yourself and instead tell us about yourself! We’d love to greet you properly. Make an Introduction for yourself here. Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus in this wicked, dark world. For your convenience, you can read this primer for noobs. If you'd like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scripture in which the LORD says it first. Please be courteous and mind your manners. If you find something offends you, refer to this helpful essay for advice. Professor Enobarbus explains Landover Baptist's universal declaration of rights on our forum.

Cranky Old Man 07-18-2015 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Salimou (Post 1152330)
Hello, I am french.

My condolences!

How does it feel to be a spineless coward?

Salimon 07-19-2015 12:16 AM

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I'm french

Do I understand correctly what you said to me ? --> " foolishness " ? :(

are you christian ?

How do I unsubscribe from your website ?

Salimon 07-19-2015 12:43 AM

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PLEASE MODERATOR

How do I unsubscribe from your website ?

Brother Harold Porter 07-19-2015 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Salimou (Post 1152344)
PLEASE MODERATOR

How do I unsubscribe from your website ?

See that little "X" up in the corner? Click it. No one will read your foolishness anyway.

In Christ :bye:

Salimon 07-19-2015 12:55 AM

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Mary Etheldreda,

you said " why not keep your disgusting perversions to yourself and instead tell us about yourself! " ???

Is the language of the Christians ?

Do not you love the truth ?

I do not want to stay on such a site

PLEASE, How do I unsubscribe from your forum

Salimon 07-19-2015 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter (Post 1152345)
See that little "X" up in the corner? Click it. No one will read your foolishness anyway.

In Christ :bye:

foolishness?

Have-you seen the video ?

So do not talk about what you have not seen . May God open your eyes !

Salimon 07-19-2015 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Salimou (Post 1152330)
Hello, I am french.
Please, look at this video, and you will understand that this tv show " smallville " is corrupted by Luciferian or freemason :

[PERVERTED SCAT VIDEO REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

God bless you

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter (Post 1152345)
See that little "X" up in the corner? Click it. No one will read your foolishness anyway.

In Christ :bye:

there is no "X" up in the corner

Please, can you give me the link to unsuscribe ?

Salimon 07-19-2015 01:29 AM

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Esther B. 07-19-2015 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Salimou (Post 1152349)
there is no "X" up in the corner

Please, can you give me the link to unsuscribe ?

It's up in the right corner of the screen.

Salimon 07-19-2015 02:19 AM

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how can I delete my landoverbaptist account ?

There is no "X" up in the corner!!!

if someone wants to do it for me :

My pseudo is " salimou "

My password is " salim0727 "

thank you !

Pastor Ezekiel 07-19-2015 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Salimou (Post 1152340)
I'm french

Do I understand correctly what you said to me ? --> " foolishness " ? :(

are you christian ?

How do I unsubscribe from your website ?

Dear Salmonella;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

PS. Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir?

Salimon 07-19-2015 02:37 AM

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ahhhh I understand :)

You are not real christian

You are probably freemason.

Do you like this video ?



Salimon 07-19-2015 02:44 AM

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about the topic : " little pony "

do you like this episode :

[gay french pornography deleted]

Salimon 07-19-2015 03:00 AM

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[jap pornography deleted]

Salimon 07-19-2015 03:12 AM

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[French bestiality porn deleted]

LittleDevilTeemo 12-21-2016 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ed Lowman (Post 815686)
Do you see now how persecuted we Christians are? People like you atheists march across the world and internet with your "superior" message of godless logic and reason and trample under foot the soldiers of God. But we have been long-suffering with you, though you persecute us. We want you to be saved™ today. Please consider your hate and change your ways. Jesus is waiting.


it's funny how you claim to be persecuted by non believers, when you guys murdered, raped, pillaged, plundered, burned, tortured, maimed a lot during the Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials, and even now. Kind of ironic, don't you think.:devil:

Elmer G. White 12-21-2016 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by LittleDevilTeemo (Post 1198494)
it's funny how you claim to be persecuted by non believers, when you guys murdered, raped, pillaged, plundered, burned, tortured, maimed a lot during the Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials, and even now. Kind of ironic, don't you think.:devil:

:huh: What does that have to do with us? The Inquisition was orchestrated by Papist cultists and, similarly, the crusades were all about Catholic Muslims killing other Muslims. No True Christian™ ever took part in those. While the Papists may cry out Jesus's Sweet Name, they have never ever been among His chosen.

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Witches are another issue, one that Jesus is very clear about.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:


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