Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
Hello friends,
I noticed that you have a lot of threads about women and how they should act and be treated. :thumbsup: I discovered a situation that I have not yet found the answer to. You see, just the other day I walked in on my wife in the shower (I don't allow her to lock any doors in the house, unless I say otherwise) and I was led to believe that she was pleasuring herself. We have a retractable shower head, and when I walked in, it was near her devil's layer and she seemed unusually embarrassed. :fear2: Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines. I need advice on what the right thing to do would be. Your Brother in Faith, Dustin |
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I'm not sure why a Christian Man would need advice on how to discipline his own wife. :glare: |
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Thank You Pastor.
Well, I have been paddling her daily since the incident and I have made her spend an hour and a half at the foot of her bed every morning and night. I also don't let her shower or bathe without me supervising her. Due to the fact that she is pregnant with my fourth son, I've been going a little lighter on the beatings. Because of that I feel that she isn't being punished enough, what else could I do? I will not let her leave the house, except for grocery shopping, in which case I make my oldest son go with her, until I feel that the LORD has forgiven her. But how can I test her, to know that she has truly relieved from her sins? Your Brother in Faith, Dustin |
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Call a plumber and have a fixed shower head installed. Or, just duct tape the one you have to the bracket that holds it.
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My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son! :thumbsup: EDIT: Brother Nobar has some good advice, but make sure she doesn't take a step-ladder into the shower with her to enable her to reach the mounted shower head. |
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Thank You Nobar King and believe me, it IS duct taped.
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Is your wife a Christian also?
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Well, of course, my wife is a Christian! I would not marry any other SCUM!
How can you ask me such a degrading question?? |
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Greetings, Brother Dustin. This is the first time I've become aware of you on Our Godly Board®
I Hope that you and I shall get to really know each other - in the Biblical sense. :innocent: |
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I shower all the time, and I'm fine.:innocent:
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This fellow is an Austrian. The duct tape they get is the inferior stuff made in the Orient. You and I have access to the good stuff, the original Duct Tape® made in America. Another reason to thank God for not punishing us by being foreigners. |
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This reminds of some horrible rumors I heard about during my missionary days about sinners duct taping hamsters so they wouldn't explode when you debauched yourself on them. People who spread these rumors are terrible and cruel folks out to trick the unwary into embarrassing a illegal acts. Jesus will make those rumor spreaders pay for their lies.
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If this is true, please accept my apologies Brother Nobar, I may have been too quick to judge. |
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Hmm. Do you guys really think its right to beat your wives? If so then not good. Jesus doesnt want that. You poor, poor naive people. This saddens me.
By the way, you beat your wife when shes pregnant, you'll go to jail for possibly the rest of your life if caught. Have fun worshipping God from the cellar! Mean and Woman are EQUAL! =) |
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Your brother in Christ, NC. |
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You're a sick twisted man. piffle, like you are messed up in the head. |
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