Demonic Letters of the Alphabet
 

S

The letter S starts with SIN, SEX, SPILLED SEED & SATAN

D

DEVIL, DEMON & DORIS DAY

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Q

Queer, Queen (as in homer), Queen Latifa :thumbdown:

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Frankly, I'm a little suspicious of the letter X. I can't think of a single Godly term that begins with that letter. In fact, the more X's you put in a row, the more sinful it looks. :angry:

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I've always been offended by the letter B. Its resemblance to chest muffins is positively obscene. I'm surprised the pervert who first scrawled it didn't include a pair of puffy nipples. I am outraged and appalled by the sheer indecency of our ancient forebears.

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It also resembles a buttocks, I hate to point out. And to make matters worse, both buttocks and breasts can be used in acts of sodomy! :fear2:

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P

Pedophile, Prostitute, Priest, Poison, Pornography, Papist, Pagan, Purgatory, Penetration, Penis, Physician, Pimp, Pope, and President Obama

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This reminds me of another letter that just seems sinful to me!

O

Not only does it start off demonic terms like Obama, Orgasm, and Origin of Species, it also resembles either a woman's ladybits or a rectum and could easily tempt men into sin.

I'm glad we've brought this discussion up though. I think we can't overstate the importance of recognizing the inherent sinfulness of the alphabet. I also really think it illustrates the dangers in letting lesser people like women and Canaanites learn to read and write; we could easily be tempted into sin because of this!

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It also resembles a pair of (please excuse me) balls with the left side (top of the B being a tad smaller than the bottom) just like most men.

For all of you perverts out there - I know this because I am a Mother. :angry:

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JESUS! Remind me to never go Witnessing in South Dakota! :fear2:

Funny thing - I mentally stick a "T" in-between those two hideous letters and thoughts of Pastor Kenneth come immediately to mind :huh:

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V
Vegetables. Satan's attempt to lure us to Hell.

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Q

Something about to go into something or a tapeworm leaving the anus - I never use the letter.

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AMEN Brother! It is indeed demonic!

It also starts the vile word Vajayjay and it points down to HELL!!

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I also forbid Alphabet soup or Alphabet cereal in my house because you never know what Satan and his Minions might actually spell out on your spoon! Then you put in your mouth and swallow it into your body! :fear2: The HOLY vessel that GOD gave you!

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V V M M: "I broke it while skiing."

P R P: "You really oughta trim those nosehairs."

Z Z Z: "I'm gonna go lay down...." Z N

a @ a: "Helen, you really need to come out of that shell."

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I I: "Those @#!*$& birds!"

P B P: "When is the baby due?"


S s s: "Mommy, I will be as big as you when I grow up!"

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Avert your eyes, for I am about to post the most demonic "letters" of all. NOT SUITABLE FOR VIEWING BY MINORS OR WOMEN!

صصاببلخسنمل

Even the worst American letters simply cannot compare to that garbage.

EDIT: But while we're on the topic, I have discussed the evils of the letter O before:

I once made the mistake of reading a book by a Frenchman about O, and it turned out to have some very, very unchristian content indeed. What's worse, the pornographic story of O was actually adapted as a children's story by the notorious athiest James Thurber, showing once again how utterly twisted and amoral all non-Christians are. In addition, the Nazis planned to build "O" boats, and the O was also the name of a sinister Marxist fascist health food cult. And that's before we even get into the role the 15th letter of the alphabet plays in the name of a certain Obamination.

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What is that, a pubic hair? :bad:

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Brother, don't forget . . .

Oprah!

Also evil is G, with words like Genitals, Grope, Lady GaGa, Gumby, the fey and flexible clay boy, and Groovy, the hippies' favorite state of being.

I don't think I need to explain the words that start with D!

If you put those three vile letters together, you get the acronym OGD. Do I need to explain to you all what THAT stands for? :bad:

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O-nother GODLESS Day?

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Close!

Obama's Godless Demoncrats!