Joel Osteen Satanic Ear Tickler
Now I used to make fun of Joel like everyone else, the thing is I never watched him speak until this morning. This man is truly a seductive false teacher, do not take him lightly. I felt like a deer caught in the headlights of his charm! If not for the Godly teachings of Landover protecting me I would surely have been lost to this Joel Cult.
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Notice the satanic glimmer in his right eye. Chilling!
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Dr. Terry Watkins over at Dial-the-Truth Ministries wrote an excellent expose of Mr. Osteen here: Joel Osteen: True or False?
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Reminds me of our Lord's words, "beware when all men speak well of you." No one speaks well of Landover Baptist, that's how we know Landover teaches truth. :thumbsup:
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Speaking of Joel Osteen, as I was watching TBN last night, he started his sermon with (of all things) a joke.
The one last night was about a guy who wanted to tell a blonde joke. He was started to tell the joke, at which point a 6 foot tall blonde woman said, "I'm 6 a six foot tall blond boxer, next to me is a 6 foot 4 blond basketball player, next to her is a blond six foot six sumo wrestler; now do you still want to tell your joke?" To which the man responded "No, I don't think so, I don't want to have to explain it three times" Now, what kind of "preacher" would start out his sermon with that kind of horrible joke!?! I mean, the word blond isn't even in the Bible (KJV1611). Surely he could have told a red head joke, something about Esau? YIC V |
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My favourite joke in the Bible:
2 Kings 2: [23] And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. [24] And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. Now if Joel "Gums" Osteen told that funny story, there would be a whole audience of knee-slappin going on. Instead he deviates from the Word of the KJV 1611 into some trite blonde drivel.:thumbdown: |
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I just wonder how long before he's divulging his sexual secrets to that pervert Kike Larry King. You know Haggard has got to love that pretty mouth. :angry:
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