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Jeb Stuart Thurmond 10-25-2007 05:57 AM

FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!
 
God has blessed me with the discovery of this site:

ASK THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

The TRUE Conservapedia: answers to every question on every topic, from TRUE conservatives. Finally, an answer to liberal-bias search engines and 'pedias.

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Poetic Peter 10-25-2007 06:11 AM

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!
 
WONDERFUL find, Brother Thur!

I made a first search using the term dawkins



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..P :thumbsup: P

SinisterPizza 10-25-2007 07:14 AM

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!
 
I'm a bit bothered by how many results turn up the Stormfront White Nationalist site...:unsure:

SalvationSeeker 10-25-2007 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SinisterPizza (Post 104925)
I'm a bit bothered by how many results turn up the Stormfront White Nationalist site...:unsure:

But if it had been an all-black site where they talked hip-hop, rape and pie-stealing:
I guess you wouldn't have a problem with it.. :glare:

Why is it that every time white people get together, you vile lieberals must persecute them ceaselessly??
What has happened to the America our fathers knew? :angry:

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 10-25-2007 02:45 PM

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!
 
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Originally Posted by SinisterPizza (Post 104925)
I'm a bit bothered by how many results turn up the Stormfront White Nationalist site...:unsure:

It's a search engine, it finds what you're looking for. It could mean that deep down, under all that noise you make, you really love America.

What search terms are you using? Blonde on Blonde action?

EDIT: A search for "blacks on blondes" does result in a lot of stormfront links. So THAT's what you were looking for! Pervert!

Trent Harvey, Jr. 10-25-2007 03:43 PM

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Wow! Even the ads are cool! Look at this:

Quote:

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SinisterPizza 10-26-2007 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker (Post 104956)
But if it had been an all-black site where they talked hip-hop, rape and pie-stealing:
I guess you wouldn't have a problem with it.. :glare:

You know, speaking of pies, it might be a good idea for them to stay away from Landover's pies at this time of the year...at least, until their supply of wiccans runs out. -_-

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 11-13-2007 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SinisterPizza (Post 105195)
You know, speaking of pies, it might be a good idea for them to stay away from Landover's pies at this time of the year... -_-

Pizza-face, it looks like to the all-seeing eyes of the Republican Party, you're irrelevant. Here's a search for Sinister Pizza and you're not even on the first page.

And if you don't repent your sins and join the One True Church of Jesus, you won't be on a page in God's Book Of Life.

REPENT!

Andrew Barrick 11-13-2007 01:21 PM

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!
 
Praise! I'm so happy I don't have to search through the nonsensical garbage of that atheist do-gooder "Bill Gates" on his MSN anymore. Now all we have to do is replace the Communist News Network (CNN) with Fox News and get National Pornographic Magazine out of circulation for good! :thumbsup:

SinisterPizza 11-16-2007 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond (Post 108077)
Pizza-face, it looks like to the all-seeing eyes of the Republican Party, you're irrelevant. Here's a search for Sinister Pizza and you're not even on the first page.

And if you don't repent your sins and join the One True Church of Jesus, you won't be on a page in God's Book Of Life.

REPENT!

Thanks to your post you just made, I happen to be the first result right now :innocent:

And I'm a bit glad I'm apparently 'irrelevant' to the Republicans, actually. Making it so much easier to fly under the radar ;).

Brother Temperance 11-16-2007 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SinisterPizza (Post 108768)
And I'm a bit glad I'm apparently 'irrelevant' to the Republicans, actually. Making it so much easier to fly under the radar ;).

Don't worry, the Republican Party and the Department of Faith have certainly noted your terrorist threat. I thought you gave up your terrorist tendencies when you started eating veal?

SinisterPizza 11-16-2007 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 108775)
Don't worry, the Republican Party and the Department of Faith have certainly noted your terrorist threat. I thought you gave up your terrorist tendencies when you started eating veal?

:bad: Whoever said anything about eating veal? Chicken, Pork, and all ect. of the usual full-grown animals served, yes, but a baby cow? er...no, not ever.

Poetic Peter 11-19-2007 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SinisterPizza (Post 108784)
:bad: Whoever said anything about eating veal? Chicken, Pork, and all ect. of the usual full-grown animals served, yes, but a baby cow? er...no, not ever.

:D Oh, I see: let them grow to maturity so they'll have full awareness that you are gonna scarf 'em down.

Nice. Not.

:(

Atheist_Sinner 03-22-2008 07:02 PM

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!
 
A search for "God" on the conservative search engine: http://www.google.com/custom?hl=en&s...%3An8lmt-gdggk

The 2nd result of that search:
http://www.godhatesamerica.com/

I couldn't make something like this up if I tried.

A short quote from the homepage:
Quote:

Hell has room for all of your soldiers, America! George Bush has been suckered into a bloody, senseless war that he can't win by a God determined to execute vengeful justice on a disobedient nation.
:sarcasm:

I guess you'll have to create your own search engine if you feel the need to censor from the Internet any and all views contrary to yours. I hear Communist China might be able to offer you some advice on that subject since they are the current experts on the process of Internet censorship.
http://www.geocities.com/capitolhill...3/prcpani2.gif

Nobar King 03-22-2008 07:05 PM

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Doesn't google advise them? They're closer to home.

Freidenker 03-22-2008 07:09 PM

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!
 
Enter "USA" and what is the first search result:

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/show...sa-471447.html

No wonder. Finally, a search engine for true Racists!

ForGodsSake 03-22-2008 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Freidenker (Post 162925)
Enter "USA" and what is the first search result:

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/show...sa-471447.html

No wonder. Finally, a search engine for true Racists!

AH i was wondering when you were going t plug your own forum.

Freidenker 03-22-2008 07:47 PM

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My own forum?

Ezekiel Bathfire 03-22-2008 07:54 PM

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!
 
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Originally Posted by SinisterPizza (Post 108784)
:bad: Whoever said anything about eating veal? Chicken, Pork, and all ect. of the usual full-grown animals served, yes, but a baby cow? er...no, not ever.

So you'd be happy with a 6 month old chicken but not a 6 month old cow? Is there some logic here - other than the feminine sort?

Freidenker 03-22-2008 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ForGodsSake (Post 162933)
AH i was wondering when you were going t plug your own forum.

Why is "stormfront.org" YOUR first search hit for the USA?
Damn, I hate this bigoted racist baptist white pride sites...


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