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Meek and Humble 02-04-2010 08:45 PM

WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
Scream glory Christians! The end is nigh! Soon we will be returned into the bosom of Christ, while the sinners are left to suffer the tribulation! If you haven't been saved yet, do so now! It is urgent!!!

I have been carefully studying the books of Revelation, Daniel, and other key passages in Matthew, Ezekiel, and Song of Solomon, and having computed some numbers, have realized the return of Jesus is going to be three weeks from now! :yahoo:

Now, I know some of you will say Jesus said we cannot predict the day and the hour, but the Bible actually says that near the end, the date and hour WILL become known!


Daniel 12: 9And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words are closed up and sealed till the time of the end.
10Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.
11And from the time that the daily sacrifice shall be taken away, and the abomination that maketh desolate set up, there shall be a thousand two hundred and ninety days.
12Blessed is he that waiteth, and cometh to the thousand three hundred and five and thirty days.
13But go thou thy way till the end be: for thou shalt rest, and stand in thy lot at the end of the days.

Edit: As per Brother Noah's revelation, it will be at 6:20 AM CST! Shout glory!

James Hutchins 02-04-2010 08:59 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
So H_B, you think I can put off paying my bills and run up the charge cards? I've been eyeing up that gold plated with pearl handle .45 at Bob's Gun Shop.

Noah Dint 02-04-2010 09:04 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 467319)
Scream glory Christians! The end is nigh! Soon we will be returned into the bosom of Christ, while the sinners are left to suffer the tribulation! If you haven't been saved yet, do so now! It is urgent!!!

I have been carefully studying the books of Revelation, Daniel, and other key passages in Matthew, Ezekiel, and Song of Solomon, and having computed some numbers, have realized the return of Jesus is going to be three weeks from now! :yahoo:

Now, I know some of you will say Jesus said we cannot predict the day and the hour, but the Bible actually says that near the end, the date and hour WILL become known!


Daniel 12: 9And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words are closed up and sealed till the time of the end.
10Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.
11And from the time that the daily sacrifice shall be taken away, and the abomination that maketh desolate set up, there shall be a thousand two hundred and ninety days.
12Blessed is he that waiteth, and cometh to the thousand three hundred and five and thirty days.
13But go thou thy way till the end be: for thou shalt rest, and stand in thy lot at the end of the days.

HB,

Did you come up with this epiphany really early this morning?

Now I know most of you are going to be totally shocked, but I must tell my story. At about 4:00 this morning or so I was awake and reading the Bible at the breakfast table like I always do when I can't sleep. I got this very odd feeling that Jesus was much closer than he had ever been to me. Almost like he was standing right behind me as I read.

You all know that I am a good God fearing man, and while I was reading Deuteronomy I could hear Him over and over repeating that "the time has come".

I swear I thought Jesus was about to appear to me right then and there. But the emphasis was on the word "time".

While I was reading Deuteronomy 6:20:
"And when thy son asketh thee in time to come, saying, What mean the testimonies, and the statutes, and the judgments, which the LORD our God hath commanded you?"

I was so overcome with emotion I started shaking. Jesus and I will be face to face at 6:20 in the morning.

I thought it was going to be this morning. And at about 6:30 I was saddened to think perhaps I had received the wrong message. (as if that were possible with God™!)

And now I read your post and it all makes PERFECT sense.

This is definately the most important thing you will ever read on this board:

Jesus is returning at 6:20 in the morning, CST, on this coming March the 4th.

SHOUT GLORY!!!

I am calling Pastor Zeke right now on the phone.

Spread the word Brothers and Sisters!

The time is FINALLY at hand!

Glory!

-ND

Meek and Humble 02-04-2010 09:08 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 467325)
So H_B, you think I can put off paying my bills and run up the charge cards? I've been eyeing up that gold plated with pearl handle .45 at Bob's Gun Shop.

Absolutely Brother James! In fact, to NOT do so would be showing a lack of faith in Jesus, and in this time so close to the rapture, I would NOT recommend it!

Meek and Humble 02-04-2010 09:24 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noah Dint (Post 467326)
HB,

Did you come up with this epiphany really early this morning?

Now I know most of you are going to be totally shocked, but I must tell my story. At about 4:00 this morning or so I was awake and reading the Bible at the breakfast table like I always do when I can't sleep. I got this very odd feeling that Jesus was much closer than he had ever been to me. Almost like he was standing right behind me as I read.

You all know that I am a good God fearing man, and while I was reading Deuteronomy I could hear Him over and over repeating that "the time has come".

I swear I thought Jesus was about to appear to me right then and there. But the emphasis was on the word "time".

While I was reading Deuteronomy 6:20:
"And when thy son asketh thee in time to come, saying, What mean the testimonies, and the statutes, and the judgments, which the LORD our God hath commanded you?"

I was so overcome with emotion I started shaking. Jesus and I will be face to face at 6:20 in the morning.

I thought it was going to be this morning. And at about 6:30 I was saddened to think perhaps I had received the wrong message. (as if that were possible with God™!)

And now I read your post and it all makes PERFECT sense.

This is definately the most important thing you will ever read on this board:

Jesus is returning at 6:20 in the morning, CST, on this coming March the 4th.

SHOUT GLORY!!!

I am calling Pastor Zeke right now on the phone.

Spread the word Brothers and Sisters!

The time is FINALLY at hand!

Glory!

-ND

Glory Brother Noah! This is surely a sign from above!

Rev. Jim Osborne 02-04-2010 09:27 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
March 4, 2010 does seem to appear to be a valid date, Brother HB. After looking over your calculations, I am beginning to believe you are right after all. Furthermore, March 4 is an absolutely terrible date throughout of history. The more I examine this date, the more I can see that this date is indeed special. Look at what vice, sin, God-mockery, moral crimes, iniquity, hatred, persecution, and filth has happened on this day alone!

EVENTS
Nero persecuted Christians!
More Christian persecution!
King John makes a deal with the Devil!
Roman Papists gain a victory against Protestants in England!
Allying with the papist, smelly, cowardly, homosexual French.
The introduction of the Spanish language in America and the forerunner to millions of illegal immigrants!
False Christian Church appoints False Christian Priest as False Christian Head!
Secular science and astronomy attempts to usurp the truth of Genesis!
More alliances with the disgusting French!
Horrible communist revolution that sought to destroy the power of the nobles who gained their power through God Himself (Romans 13). Part of the atheistic, communist, French Revolution!
Vermont has legalized same-sex "marriage"!
Canuckistan would've been better off kicking those Frenchies out!
Potato-eating, drunk mick papist scum takes over!
The Godless cesspool that later gave birth to Barack HUSSEIN Obama!
Tchaikovsky was a well-known homosexual. This was the start in letting homos take over the entertainment industry!
This is a lie, actually. Everyone knows America invented the automobile!
And less than 100 years later we elect the first socialist president!
A female congresswoman?!?!?! You can't ignore 1 Tim. 2:12!
The communists take over in Russia.
If America is dumb enough to elect a firewater-drinking injun, then maybe we could've seen Obama coming!
Hindu scum Gandhi gains another victory! I'm so glad he is burning in Hell right now. What a terrible, terrible man!
More women in power! Again, read 1 Tim. 2:12!
The rise of Naziism in Europe! This March 4 date sure sounds like the end of the world to me.
Women should not be in the military!
Atheist medical doctors start playing God! What's next, human cloning?
More money and power to the New World Order!
Communists teaming up for world domination!
Blasphemy and heresy from the pope! (As expected, of course.)
Racist, black-supermacist Mugabe seizes power for the first time and systematically oppresses whites for the next 30 years!
Atheist scientists wasting taxpayer money again!
1 Timothy 2:12!
Unfortunately, this blood test helped control the spread of The AIDS. God wants it to spread uncontrollably through the homosexual and negro populations. More science playing God!
This means it's a crime to harrass homosexuals in your workplace! The gay agenda is taking over!
Papist terrorism!
Canuckistan is an affront to the dignity of human life!
Our brave American soldiers are killed!


Now...2010...the End of the World!

Pastor Ezekiel 02-04-2010 09:28 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
I just got off the phone with Brother Noah and I swear we could hear Jesus talking on the line with us. "I'm coming! I'm coming!" the voice said. It was a strong, masculine voice, just like our Savior would have!

Praise Jesus! He's coming!! Can't you just FEEL IT in the AIR!? :yahoo:



...Wait, that wasn't a party line, was it Brother Noah? Because I've been fooled before with that mistake... :unsure:

Meek and Humble 02-04-2010 09:49 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 467335)

Now...2010...the End of the World!

Oh my, the more I research it, the more I can see the truth! This is indeed the signs of the times!!

Matthew 16: 3And in the morning, It will be foul weather to day: for the sky is red and lowering. O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the sky; but can ye not discern the signs of the times?

Noah Dint 02-04-2010 09:53 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 467354)
Oh my, the more I research it, the more I can see the truth! This is indeed the signs of the times!!

Matthew 16: 3And in the morning, It will be foul weather to day: for the sky is red and lowering. O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the sky; but can ye not discern the signs of the times?

Shouldn't this heathen world be warned?

This is pretty big stuff....

-ND

Levi Jones 02-04-2010 10:20 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
The war in the Middle East and now the earthquake in Haiti prove this verse to be true.

Matthew 24:7-9

For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.

With the way we True Christians are persecuted and attacked like we are being by the ungrateful darkies in Haiti, also points to the end of Days.

All these are the beginning of sorrows.
Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.


The election of that uppity boy Obama certainly points to the end.

Matthew 24:11
And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.

This has been done thanks to efforts of our own Rev. Jim and countless other Missionaries throughout history.


Matthew 24:14

And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.

I don't need to tell you Brothers and Sisters how many false Christians there are in this, the end of times.

2 Timothy 3:1-2,5
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

Meek and Humble 02-04-2010 10:22 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 467336)
I just got off the phone with Brother Noah and I swear we could hear Jesus talking on the line with us. "I'm coming! I'm coming!" the voice said. It was a strong, masculine voice, just like our Savior would have!

Praise Jesus! He's coming!! Can't you just FEEL IT in the AIR!? :yahoo:



...Wait, that wasn't a party line, was it Brother Noah? Because I've been fooled before with that mistake... :unsure:

Hallelujah Pastor! (I'm glad to see that the prisons of the world cannot separate us from you!) It's all laid out in the Bible, and now it's coming true!!!

'Fireball' lights up Irish sky

Is this a sign?! Verily!!!

Isaiah 1:7
Your country is desolate, your cities are burned with fire: your land, strangers devour it in your presence, and it is desolate, as overthrown by strangers.

Jeremiah 4:4
Circumcise yourselves to the LORD, and take away the foreskins of your heart, ye men of Judah and inhabitants of Jerusalem: lest my fury come forth like fire, and burn that none can quench it, because of the evil of your doings.

Ezekiel 1:4
And I looked, and, behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness was about it, and out of the midst thereof as the colour of amber, out of the midst of the fire.

Daniel 7:9
I beheld till the thrones were cast down, and the Ancient of days did sit, whose garment was white as snow, and the hair of his head like the pure wool: his throne was like the fiery flame, and his wheels as burning fire.

Hosea 7:6
For they have made ready their heart like an oven, whiles they lie in wait: their baker sleepeth all the night; in the morning it burneth as a flaming fire.

Joel 1:19

O LORD, to thee will I cry: for the fire hath devoured the pastures of the wilderness, and the flame hath burned all the trees of the field.

Amos 4:11

I have overthrown some of you, as God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah, and ye were as a firebrand plucked out of the burning: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the LORD.

Micah 1:4
And the mountains shall be molten under him, and the valleys shall be cleft, as wax before the fire, and as the waters that are poured down a steep place.

Nahum 1:6
Who can stand before his indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? his fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him.

Zechariah 2:5
For I, saith the LORD, will be unto her a wall of fire round about, and will be the glory in the midst of her.

Malachi 3:2
But who may abide the day of his coming? and who shall stand when he appeareth? for he is like a refiner's fire, and like fullers' soap:

Matthew 25:41
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

Luke 17:29
But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.

Revelation 8:5

And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.

Cranky Old Man 02-04-2010 10:38 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noah Dint (Post 467356)
Shouldn't this heathen world be warned?

I think so. It would allow all those Prius idiots to start driving decent cars like Hummers because they could finally stop worrying about the environment. I hate those slow crappy cars that only slow down the pace on our highways.

Ezekiel Bathfire 02-04-2010 10:48 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
So the year is 2010, the month is March, the 3rd month, the 4th day and at 06:20am

I therefore looked to the 20th book of KJV1611, the 10th Chapter and 3rd Verse

Proverb:10:3: The LORD will not suffer the soul of the righteous to famish: but he casteth away the substance of the wicked.

This is the clearest indication of the destruction of the World and the Salvation™ of True Christians.

I noted that the date is 4th and time 06:20, but I note that in Jerusalem at that time it will be 14:20 because of the Jooish way of counting things.

I therefore looked to the 4th book of KJV1611, the 14th Chapter and 20th Verse:

Nu:14:20: And the LORD said, I have pardoned according to thy word:

[This is set in the context of Moses seeking forgiveness for the trespasses of the Children of God (nowadays, True Christians™) Nu:14:19: Pardon, I beseech thee, the iniquity of this people according unto the greatness of thy mercy, and as thou hast forgiven this people, from Egypt even until now.]

Thus we see that any trespasses that True Christians™ might have committed are now forgiven and entry to Heaven is assured.

Heathen Basher, I await the End of times with equanimity. :brimley:

Meek and Humble 02-04-2010 11:00 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noah Dint (Post 467356)
Shouldn't this heathen world be warned?

This is pretty big stuff....

-ND

We must spread the news! This is humanity's final chance to repent!

TURN OR BURN!

TheLordSavedMe 02-04-2010 11:03 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
Uhm, I'm really scared!:fear2:

I'm not a True Christian™ yet, do I get to got to Heaven with the rest of you guys? Or do I have to go to Hell? Is this when the Tribulation starts, and the war with Satan's army and everything?:firedevil:

Do I need to pack?:(


Tammi :innocent:

Meek and Humble 02-04-2010 11:06 PM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Levi Jones (Post 467374)
The war in the Middle East and now the earthquake in Haiti prove this verse to be true.

Matthew 24:7-9

For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.

With the way we True Christians are persecuted and attacked like we are being by the ungrateful darkies in Haiti, also points to the end of Days.

All these are the beginning of sorrows.
Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.


The election of that uppity boy Obama certainly points to the end.

Matthew 24:11
And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.

This has been done thanks to efforts of our own Rev. Jim and countless other Missionaries throughout history.


Matthew 24:14

And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.

I don't need to tell you Brothers and Sisters how many false Christians there are in this, the end of times.

2 Timothy 3:1-2,5
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

Bone chilling stuff Brother Levi! What more evidence can you ask for? All TRUE Christians know the end is near, we are just the first ones to pick a date:

http://www.yourlifesource.com/truth.htm
http://www.articlesbase.com/religion...ar-559671.html
http://www.cuttingedge.org/News/n2077.cfm
http://www.tedmontgomery.com/bblovrv...doftheage.html
http://www.votbg.org/macdonald002.htm
http://theraptureisnear.com/
http://bibleprobe.com/rapture.htm
http://www.av1611.org/666.html
http://www.how-near-armageddon.org/
http://www.biblebelievers.biz/nl085.htm
http://armageddononline.tripod.com/bible.htm
http://throwingstardna.livejournal.com/
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont...e.159937b.html

Free Market Fred 02-05-2010 01:42 AM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 467319)
Scream glory Christians! The end is nigh! Soon we will be returned into the bosom of Christ, while the sinners are left to suffer the tribulation! If you haven't been saved yet, do so now! It is urgent!!!

I find this very interesting. As a general rule, the world ending is bad for the stock market. If the world is going to end on March 4, I suggest taking a major short position on March 3, leveraging the Dow Jones Industrial Average through one of our mutual funds at a 10:1 ratio.

With the profits, it should be easy to buy yourself a place in Heaven.

I've always thought of the Lord as a CEO, presiding over a giant corporation (the Universe). In other words, He understands finance, so if you've got the cash, you're guaranteed a place on the Heaven Executive Compensation Committee. No matter what you've done during your life, a good pile of the green stuff and the Pearly Gates will be open wide to you.

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...gressman01.jpg

I just wonder if they have Cambodian Bible students in Heaven?

http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/FSA.../x20419380.jpg
Cambodian
Bible student


Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred

Aristotle 02-05-2010 03:28 AM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Free Market Fred (Post 467516)
I find this very interesting. As a general rule, the world ending is bad for the stock market. If the world is going to end on March 4, I suggest taking a major short position on March 3, leveraging the Dow Jones Industrial Average through one of our mutual funds at a 10:1 ratio.

With the profits, it should be easy to buy yourself a place in Heaven.

I've always thought of the Lord as a CEO, presiding over a giant corporation (the Universe). In other words, He understands finance, so if you've got the cash, you're guaranteed a place on the Heaven Executive Compensation Committee. No matter what you've done during your life, a good pile of the green stuff and the Pearly Gates will be open wide to you.

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...gressman01.jpg

I just wonder if they have Cambodian Bible students in Heaven?

http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/FSA.../x20419380.jpg
Cambodian
Bible student



Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred

March 3 may be calling it too close. What if you are raptured, as a good percentage of TrueChristians™ will be, before the end?. You might miss the chance to put in your order. I suggest setting up an account so it can happen automatically. Imagine looking down from Heaven when Berkshire Hathaway stock breaks the buck!

TheAnswer 02-05-2010 04:30 AM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 467319)
Scream glory Christians! The end is nigh! Soon we will be returned into the bosom of Christ, while the sinners are left to suffer the tribulation! If you haven't been saved yet, do so now! It is urgent!!!

I have been carefully studying the books of Revelation, Daniel, and other key passages in Matthew, Ezekiel, and Song of Solomon, and having computed some numbers, have realized the return of Jesus is going to be three weeks from now! :yahoo:

Now, I know some of you will say Jesus said we cannot predict the day and the hour, but the Bible actually says that near the end, the date and hour WILL become known!


Daniel 12: 9And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words are closed up and sealed till the time of the end.
10Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.
11And from the time that the daily sacrifice shall be taken away, and the abomination that maketh desolate set up, there shall be a thousand two hundred and ninety days.
12Blessed is he that waiteth, and cometh to the thousand three hundred and five and thirty days.
13But go thou thy way till the end be: for thou shalt rest, and stand in thy lot at the end of the days.

Edit: As per Brother Noah's revelation, it will be at 6:20 AM CST! Shout glory!

Good call

TheAnswer 02-05-2010 04:33 AM

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
 
For some reason when I copied what I was going to write it put what I said above. Anyways, I will bet you $100,000 or anything that he will not be back on March 4th 2010.


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