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Nobar King 04-29-2009 07:31 PM

The person under me: (True or false)
 
This is another participation thread. You post a condition and the next person to post either agrees or not.

The person under me is procrastinating right now:
(T/F)

Eugene Hackwith 04-29-2009 07:36 PM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 319966)
The person under me is procrastinating right now:
(T/F)

False

The person under me is having blasphemous thoughts.
(T/F)

eliot mayfield 04-29-2009 07:43 PM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
The two people above me are going to Hell if they don't stop playing games and don't start preaching!!!!@

Nobar King 04-29-2009 07:45 PM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
Oh, Eliot, you can't preach 24 hours a day.

The person below me spends too much time thinking about recycling:
(Y/N)

Larry Lee 04-29-2009 07:52 PM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 319978)
Oh, Eliot, you can't preach 24 hours a day.

The person below me spends too much time thinking about recycling:
(Y/N)

As if I was some kind of dirty hippie?!? No way.

The person below me loves Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior with all of their heart, soul and mind:
(T)

Pastor Isaac Peters 04-29-2009 08:10 PM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
True.

The person under me abstains from making love with his wife/her husband during that time of the month (or would if married).

(T/hellbound)

Ezekiel Bathfire 04-29-2009 08:50 PM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
False, think menopause


The person below me will not deny that it is not untrue they are not unconcerned by conspiracy theories

Bobby-Joe 04-29-2009 09:31 PM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 319998)
False, think menopause


The person below me will not deny that it is not untrue they are not unconcerned by conspiracy theories

True, I will not deny that hexagonal negative of Brother Bathfire's.

The person below me is not so depraved that they abuse themselves with with an indoor out door vacuum cleaner's corner attachment while looking at underwear adds in the Sears catalog.

Rev. M. Rodimer 04-29-2009 09:47 PM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 320002)
True, I will not deny that hexagonal negative of Brother Bathfire's.

The person below me is not so depraved that they abuse themselves with with an indoor out door vacuum cleaner's corner attachment while looking at underwear adds in the Sears catalog.

True! I don't even own an indoor-outdoor vacuum cleaner, and I'm not sure how . . . wait, do you mean . . . er . . . Oh! :fear2:

People DO that?

The person below me is blessed by God with a complete understanding of the Bible and filled with a desire to share His Truth with all the world, stamping out ridiculous superstitions at every turn.

Elizabeth 05-13-2009 03:52 AM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
False.

The person beneath me will call me a heathen/pagan/wiccan/muslim/homo/joo/scum/evilutionist/all of the above, and tell me I am going to hell.

Nurse Clampett 05-13-2009 04:01 AM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
False
I'm just going to ask why you feel the need to spam this Godly board with uppity, feminazi rhetoric.
The person beneath me is going to bitch, bitch, bitch about this.

WickedWitch 05-13-2009 04:32 AM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
False. I haven't the energy to bitch about anything.

The person beneath me enjoys cheese.



(This is a really cool thread, by the way!)

JennyD 05-13-2009 05:41 AM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
True. Especially extra-sharp cheddar.

The person below me hates Jesus and cleaves to "evolution" and other bizarre fantasies as a perverse way to anger Him.

Bobby-Joe 05-13-2009 03:59 PM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
FALSE; I know God created man from mud 6000 years ago. Not magical goo 3 billion years ago like Evolutionists think.

The person under me has the complete Bibleman action figure collection.

Meek and Humble 05-13-2009 06:15 PM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
No, sadly, I'm still missing one particularly hard to find figure.

The person under me understands that God hates the sin, and DESPISES the sinner enough to torture them forever.

Nobar King 05-13-2009 06:42 PM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
I don't accept the previous answer. If the figure is so tough to find, you should know which one it is. Which one is it? You're not just faking your responses, are you?

Meek and Humble 05-13-2009 06:53 PM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
The figure in question is one of Blabber mouth, the assistant of Bibleman's enemy the Gossip Queen, who along with her partner Loose Lips, influences kids to talk behind each other's backs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibleman#Major_Characters

You think I just make this stuff up?

Nobar King 05-13-2009 06:56 PM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
I'm not trying to sink your ship. Carry on.

WickedWitch 05-13-2009 07:08 PM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 324029)
No, sadly, I'm still missing one particularly hard to find figure.

The person under me understands that God hates the sin, and DESPISES the sinner enough to torture them forever.

False; I don't understand your God at all.

The person beneath me likes to keep bears in their basement and insists that those bears wear tutus.

Pastor Ezekiel 05-14-2009 06:06 AM

Re: The person under me: (True or false)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WickedWitch (Post 324056)
False; I don't understand your God at all.

The person beneath me likes to keep bears in their basement and insists that those bears wear tutus.

The person ABOVE ME wants to get banned. :badmood:


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