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Rev. Jim Osborne 02-17-2010 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by the viking (Post 473108)
And you forgot to put on the list USA....America probobly have the most Emo kids and satan worshippers then Iceland you dumb ass redneck

I won't deny that the USA has its share of problems from turning on God. Look at the cesspools of San Francisco and New York and see how much God has punished them! However, much of America, particularily in the heartland and especially here in Freehold, Iowa, serves the Lord.

Of course we have more because our population is 300 million and yours is 300,000. However, you have more Satan worshippers per capita. It's obvious from the amount of heathen Vikings who have come here and start chanting Norse spells and throwing curses and hexes upon us.

To be very honest, I am quite surprised how much of a response this thread has received because up until today I did not know they had internet in Iceland.

the viking 02-17-2010 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 473117)
Possibly in shear numbers but as a percentage of the population, it is insignificant.

Keep in mind, the mighty US of A has towns with a greater popualtion that your puny country. That makes your fearless lezbo nothing more than a glorified mayor. :rofl3:

and so what i dont have to listen to here because i dont live in that town

Hersir 02-17-2010 06:06 PM

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Bah! Your god's power is but myth, lies of Loki. Once your wives are our slaves, and your children our followers; you will see the true power of the Aesir!

The numbers of your people are of no importance, just more to kill during the glorious invasion.

Cranky Old Man 02-17-2010 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hersir (Post 473124)
just more to kill during the glorious invasion

This must be why you rule the world instead of being a member of a completely bankrupt country. Oh wait...

the viking 02-17-2010 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 473119)
I won't deny that the USA has its share of problems from turning on God. Look at the cesspools of San Francisco and New York and see how much God has punished them! However, much of America, particularily in the heartland and especially here in Freehold, Iowa, serves the Lord.

Of course we have more because our population is 300 million and yours is 300,000. However, you have more Satan worshippers per capita. It's obvious from the amount of heathen Vikings who have come here and start chanting Norse spells and throwing curses and hexes upon us.

To be very honest, I am quite surprised how much of a response this thread has received because up until today I did not know they had internet in Iceland.

why are so many people shocked to know these things about iceland??? that they have internet, and that we dont live in igloose aka snow house just so you know .......and its mostly emo kids in iceland...theres a big difference between Emo kid and satans worshippers and most kids here in iceland just colour their hair...just that nothing more....sooo there is not many satan fans in iceland :finger:

James Dewitt 02-17-2010 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hersir (Post 473124)
The numbers of your people are of no importance, just more to kill during the glorious invasion.

The Japs thought the same thing, worked well for them too!

Paul Jeffery 02-17-2010 06:35 PM

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Shall we compare our per capita ratio of penis museums with that of Iceland's?

Cranky Old Man 02-17-2010 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Jeffery (Post 473169)
Shall we compare our per capita ratio of penis museums with that of Iceland's?

Do they hand out magnification glasses at the entrance of the Iceland penis museum?

Kongurinn 02-17-2010 06:41 PM

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haha just came home from work now and my friend came to me laughing and told me about this forum. Thank you for a nice old fun reading. i haven't laughed this much for ages!

You didin't even try to use google to get our flag right. thatīs the only insult i could really see here. i've been watching documentaries lately like ''jesuscamp'', ''root of all evil'' and religilous. (last one is really funny) The first documentary really reflects on how ignorant and cruel those ''true beliver'' christans are. f.x. telling young kids that they will burn in hell if they don't obey some ghost. to cause fear and anxiety is one of the popular ways for Christians like you to make people believe your arrogant bullshit. remarkable that it should have been people like you who made me think twice. Now i live a good healthy life without hesitation and with the barrier og faith out of the way i can truly be free.

i know you sillybilly's aren't representing all americans. you coocoo's are a minority thank the love of humanity!

Shame on you Eziekiel, grumpy old man and (revern somethingidon't giveacrapwhat yourname is) all of you trying to mess with a whole country. Like you can see, we don't give an ass what you think :lol:

Have fun and good luck with being bitter and grumpy.

p.s. the u.s army isn't part of our homeland defense anymore.We seem to do fine wihtout it. Hope we can lead a good example to you guys. We don't need war and destruction and some lame excuses to justify greediness. as for Iceland financial crisis, yes... satan did it haha. like some fellow icelander said earlier: and i quote: satan killed around 100 people in the bible while god took the whole planet. (clapclapclap)....and he bankrupetd Iceland. (added by me).

p.p.s. this post in only meant for these simple minded jerks who are holding this page up. not the avarage, hard working, moral american.

p.p.p.s. change the flag. :lol:

H. Montague Worthington 02-17-2010 06:43 PM

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Disgusting.

Between Bjork, rampant prostitution, penis museums, God's geothermal wrath, enormous and useless glaciers, and a nation of deadbeat debtors, Iceland is certainly God's LEAST favorite country. Given a choice between being a billionaire in Iceland or a diseased Haitian bum, most people would choose wallowing in a gutter in Port au Prince.

garden of eden 02-17-2010 06:44 PM

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i'm slightly surprised none of you realized the "viking" posters were completely joking about the whole "follow the edda sagas". And the sagas are not boring, they're part of Icelandic history because they chronicle important people in our early history. Sure they make reference to pagan gods and godesses, but how is that any different from putting "In God We Trust" on the dollar bill. Not everyone in America is Christian, our founding fathers just happened to be Christian. Also a little fun fact, we were two votes away from having our national language actually be German here in the US. You really should lighten up in regards to "everyone is going to hell in Iceland" because it makes you sound like intolerant scumbags.

PS, there really is no ice in Iceland except in the middle where there's one big glacier. The first settlers named the country Iceland to discourage other tribes from settling down here. The natural beauty of the country is astonishing and the colors are amazingly beautiful.

Paul Jeffery 02-17-2010 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Kongurinn (Post 473179)
haha just came home from work now and my friend came to me laughing and told me about this forum. Thank you for a nice old fun reading. i haven't laughed this much for ages!

You didin't even try to use google to get our flag right. thatīs the only insult i could really see here. i've been watching documentaries lately like ''jesuscamp'', ''root of all evil'' and religilous. (last one is really funny) The first documentary really reflects on how ignorant and cruel those ''true beliver'' christans are. f.x. telling young kids that they will burn in hell if they don't obey some ghost. to cause fear and anxiety is one of the popular ways for Christians like you to make people believe your arrogant bullshit. remarkable that it should have been people like you who made me think twice. Now i live a good healthy life without hesitation and with the barrier og faith out of the way i can truly be free.

i know you sillybilly's aren't representing all americans. you coocoo's are a minority thank the love of humanity!

Shame on you Eziekiel, grumpy old man and (revern somethingidon't giveacrapwhat yourname is) all of you trying to mess with a whole country. Like you can see, we don't give an ass what you think :lol:

Have fun and good luck with being bitter and grumpy.

p.s. the u.s army isn't part of our homeland defense anymore.We seem to do fine wihtout it. Hope we can lead a good example to you guys. We don't need war and destruction and some lame excuses to justify greediness. as for Iceland financial crisis, yes... satan did it haha. like some fellow icelander said earlier: and i quote: satan killed around 100 people in the bible while god took the whole planet. (clapclapclap)....and he bankrupetd Iceland. (added by me).

p.p.s. this post in only meant for these simple minded jerks who are holding this page up. not the avarage, hard working, moral american.

p.p.p.s. change the flag. :lol:

Well, wasn't that a refreshingly intellectual point of view from the slab 'o rock known as Iceland? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/s...aughing024.gif

Meek and Humble 02-17-2010 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by garden of eden (Post 473188)
i'm slightly surprised none of you realized the "viking" posters were completely joking about the whole "follow the edda sagas".

I certainly hope you are not right. Anyone who could read something where people are completely joking, and not realize it, and make long angry responses to them - why, only a complete and utter retard would do that!

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And the sagas are not boring, they're part of Icelandic history because they chronicle important people in our early history. Sure they make reference to pagan gods and godesses, but how is that any different from putting "In God We Trust" on the dollar bill. Not everyone in America is Christian, our founding fathers just happened to be Christian. Also a little fun fact, we were two votes away from having our national language actually be German here in the US. You really should lighten up in regards to "everyone is going to hell in Iceland" because it makes you sound like intolerant scumbags.
Yes, of course you are right. It's not just Iceland. Most about everyone in the world is going to hell to be tortured by Jesus forever. Amen! :D

The sagas aren't chronicles of anything, they are just fairy tales.

About your LIE that German almost became America's official language, read here - http://www.snopes.com/language/apocryph/german.asp LIAR! :angry:

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PS, there really is no ice in Iceland except in the middle where there's one big glacier. The first settlers named the country Iceland to discourage other tribes from settling down here. The natural beauty of the country is astonishing and the colors are amazingly beautiful.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Where_did_...d_get_its_name

Actually no, Floki named it iceland because he sailed to the north part where everything was ice and snow, hence, Iceland.

Kongurinn 02-17-2010 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Jeffery (Post 473191)
Well, wasn't that a refreshingly intellectual point of view from the slab 'o rock known as Iceland? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/s...aughing024.gif


Well.. i haven't seen anything intellectual from you or your friends either mister Paul Jefrrey. :lol:
you guys comming from America has nothing to do with that fact. As me comming from the rock Iceland has little to do with my point of view.
To me sir, you're kind is what's wrong with the world

My point of view is as valid as yours. penis.

Paul Jeffery 02-17-2010 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kongurinn (Post 473213)
Well.. i haven't seen anything intellectual from you or your friends either mister Paul Jefrrey. :lol:
you guys comming from America has nothing to do with that fact. As me comming from the rock Iceland has little to do with my point of view.
To me sir, you're kind is what's wrong with the world

My point of view is as valid as yours. penis.

Son, you wouldn't know something intellectual if it crawled up in your lap and called you 'momma'. Neither are your reading, writing, and spelling skills traits of which you should be particularly proud yet. Brush up on God's favorite language, then try again someday to be taken seriously. Do you have a point of view, by the way? B)

garden of eden 02-17-2010 07:15 PM

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actually, Ingolfur Arnarson was the first settler. He first settled in Reykjavik which does not get any snow until october. and i don't really care about the german thing, i was taught this in class in the United States. I learned a lot of things in the US, like not everyone there is as ignorant as you seem to be. and it is pretty pointless for anyone outside of your church trying to tell you anything besides Jesus is the best and everyone who doesn't believe so will burn in hell, it's still worth the laugh when i read your posts. so have a good life, i'm pretty satisfied with mine.

ps heathen basher, i have no doubt you are a complete and utter retard. while my post is not a joke, those viking posters were. we don't follow the edda sagas, in fact i personally have never read them but i will eventually because they are chronicles of the early settlers. and merely dismissing them as fairytales does not make your claim true.

garden of eden 02-17-2010 07:18 PM

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pastor jeffery, while i have no personal issue with you since you have not attacked me, i do take issue in the fact that you believe english is god's favorite language. It's one of the youngest languages today, and American English is actually much more primitive than any other language. Besides, the original Bible was written in Hebrew, so if anything that should be God's favorite language. Yet arguing with you is, like I already said, pointless because you'll believe what you believe and dismiss everything else as a lie.

Devilspeak deleted - Admin.

garden of eden 02-17-2010 07:30 PM

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ooh! devilspeak, c'mon, i know you have it in you to get me banned!

Meek and Humble 02-17-2010 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by garden of eden (Post 473216)
actually, Ingolfur Arnarson was the first settler. He first settled in Reykjavik which does not get any snow until october. and i don't really care about the german thing, i was taught this in class in the United States. I learned a lot of things in the US, like not everyone there is as ignorant as you seem to be.

Yes. Most of the United States is going to hell to be tortured by Jesus forever, along with you Eskimoes. They deserve it :lol:

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and it is pretty pointless for anyone outside of your church trying to tell you anything besides Jesus is the best and everyone who doesn't believe so will burn in hell, it's still worth the laugh when i read your posts. so have a good life, i'm pretty satisfied with mine.
It's alright, I am blessed by your persecution.

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ps heathen basher, i have no doubt you are a complete and utter retard. while my post is not a joke, those viking posters were.
Oh the irony, it burns :laughing:

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we don't follow the edda sagas, in fact i personally have never read them but i will eventually because they are chronicles of the early settlers. and merely dismissing them as fairytales does not make your claim true.
Ahem,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_tale

"Fairy tale is an English language term for a type of short narrative corresponding to the German term Maerchen, the Swedish saga, or the Italian fiaba."

garden of eden 02-17-2010 07:33 PM

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the swedish "saga" is completely different from the Icelandic Sagas. Saga literally translated means story.


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