Viagra overdose forces man to have his penis amputated
Worse than insulin and conserta
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But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul Proverbs 6:32 The truth is that so called "erectile dysfunction" is not a disease at all, it is an intelligently designed mechanism of the male body to reduce the risk of fornication with other men, children, animals, inanimate objects and ugly women (including but not limited to anorexics, fat chicks, short-haired dykes and smelly hippies). The big pharma watchdog, Christian Commission on Human Rights, has taken its commitment to inform and protect the public on big pharma lies and Obamacare. The only legitimate reason to suppress erectile "dysfunction" is when conducting corrective rape, in which the combination of short hair and smell is more than enough to shut down the conversion tool. |
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For some reason, men think God is not watching them pop those little viagra pills.
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You know, I was also just reading that cooking gasoline or paint thinner together with Codeine for injection (called "krokodil") is supposedly bad for you. People should really avoid that, if possible! http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/o...ing1edited.jpg |
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I pray the man has returned to Jesus and dumped that awful woman who made him do this. |
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I've done a great deal of Bible (KJV1611) reading in my life and watched the Lord deal His Righteous Justice to sinners, but I must admit I've never seen the punishment of a gangrenous tallywhacker metered out - even to sexual congress with the Whore of Babylon.
While there are plenty of things about this story that angers Jesus, I don't think I'm going too far out on a limb here to suggest that part of what we are dealing with here is a typical low-information Democrat Obama type voter who didn't read the FDA warning label that his own Nanny State mandated. Quote:
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I think taking those sex pills would turn you into something like Frankenstein's monster. It isn't right to be tampering with your privates. It's just not right.
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The first time I heard about priapism was when CCHR monitored the effects of the Sickle Cell lifestyle. Sickle Cell was invented by heathen sinners who attempted to avoid malaria, which God smite them with for a reason. With help by Big Pharma, it became hip like bipolar.
Our statistics shows that the Sickle Cell lifestyle is popular in the same groups who listen to hiphop and smoke grass. We must do everything in our power to protect our youth against that very destructive lifestyle. |
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:thumbdown: (Exodus 20:14) "Thou shalt not commit adultery." If Jesus wanted this guy going around spraying bastards everywhere he went, He would've given him a functioning pecker. Yours in Christ, Zech |
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If that Colombian would just stop being Catlick and start accepting Jesus into his heart, Jesus would cure him and cause a new one to grow, just like He did with that man with the ear that was cut off.
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