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Bjorn Jensen 02-25-2013 12:28 AM

burn the Devil's Bible!
 
The Devil's Bible was written by Satan through a monk in Czechoslovakia, who sold his soul to him. It was taken to Godless Sweden during a war, and has been there ever since. God Himself tried to burn it in 1697, but the Godless Swiss saved it by throwing it out of the window. It is kept at the National Library of Sweden and they protect it as an "amazing" historical object that you cant even touch, let alone burn it. I think that we should burn the Devil's Bible, just think of it, it would be the greatest book burning of all time. The Devil's Bible is the most evil and unholy book in the world and is most likely what Godless Sweden forms their society after. That its an old, unique, mysterious, gigantic and extremely heavy book with alot of mystery and history surrounding it does not change the fact that its a work of Satan. It has to be destroyed once and for all!


BelieverInGod 02-25-2013 12:45 AM

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Whoops, I thought this was going to be about the NIV.

Oh and of course they won't let anyone touch it. The satanistic governments consider it a sacred document.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-25-2013 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 981020)
Whoops, I thought this was going to be about the NIV.

Oh and of course they won't let anyone touch it. The satanistic governments consider it a sacred document.

Amen sister, you are 100% correct. Your husband has taught you well. The NIV is a satanic document, but there are many others, and some worse.


Dr. Isaiah Jones 02-25-2013 06:19 AM

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It is my professional opinion as a Biblical archaeologist that all false religious texts should be burnt. This especially goes for false Christian texts such as the Nag Hammadi Library, the Dead Sea Scrolls and of course the NIV, and this so-called Devil Bible is no exception. If I may ask, is this perhaps the same satanic Bible as the one written by occultist Anton LaVey?

liar mcguillicuddy 02-25-2013 10:30 PM

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Aliens, aliens, aliens. The aliens did it. The aliens wrote it. Jesus was an alien. There are more advanced civilizations out there. But even if christianity is true, which version of it is true? Which bible is the correct one?

Unfalsifiable 03-01-2013 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy (Post 981420)
Aliens, aliens, aliens. The aliens did it. The aliens wrote it. Jesus was an alien. There are more advanced civilizations out there. But even if christianity is true, which version of it is true? Which bible is the correct one?

Like you can trace the genealogies of Biblical figures you can trace the Bible back through time as well. Let me cut a long story short for you: The one the catlicks use is pure smut.

Didymus Much 03-01-2013 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy (Post 981420)
Aliens, aliens, aliens. The aliens did it. The aliens wrote it. Jesus was an alien. There are more advanced civilizations out there. But even if christianity is true, which version of it is true? Which bible is the correct one?

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Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable (Post 982764)
Like you can trace the genealogies of Biblical figures you can trace the Bible back through time as well. Let me cut a long story short for you: The one the catlicks use is pure smut.

So it was horny aliens, is what you're saying?

Bluish 03-01-2013 11:31 PM

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Whoa this is interesting.
Has it ever been translated?

Basilissa 03-02-2013 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones (Post 981142)
It is my professional opinion as a Biblical archaeologist that all false religious texts should be burnt. This especially goes for false Christian texts such as the Nag Hammadi Library, the Dead Sea Scrolls and of course the NIV, and this so-called Devil Bible is no exception. If I may ask, is this perhaps the same satanic Bible as the one written by occultist Anton LaVey?

No, it's not. The document discussed here is a regular handwritten copy of the regular Bible (the Latin translation, Vulgate), and it has been nicknamed Devil's Bible only because among its many illustrations it has one that depicts, you guessed it, the Devil.

As far as the satanic bible by LaVey, I actually had the (dis)pleasure of reading it, and it's just nonsensical. Seriously, I try to be as open minded as I can, but that thing is just a collection of myths/names of gods from different religions, a total mix that is not internally cohesive (which can be said about many sacred texts, but this one takes the prize).

BelieverInGod 03-02-2013 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 982808)
No, it's not. The document discussed here is a regular handwritten copy of the regular Bible (the Latin translation, Vulgate), and it has been nicknamed Devil's Bible only because among its many illustrations it has one that depicts, you guessed it, the Devil.

I have a hard time believing this. There's lots of pictures of the devil (why do you capitalize devil? and devils bible?) from the middle ages.

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As far as the satanic bible by LaVey, I actually had the (dis)pleasure of reading it, and it's just nonsensical. Seriously, I try to be as open minded as I can, but that thing is just a collection of myths/names of gods from different religions, a total mix that is not internally cohesive (which can be said about many sacred texts, but this one takes the prize).
Yeah, LaVey was a quack who made up a religion, along with his friends Gardener (Wicca), Hubbard (Scientology), and Crowley (his own satanism). They were just out to fornicate and spook the Christian establishment. :wizard:

Basilissa 03-02-2013 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 982813)
I have a hard time believing this. There's lots of pictures of the devil (why do you capitalize devil? and devils bible?) from the middle ages.

Check for yourself - on this website, you can browse page by page:

http://www.kb.se/codex-gigas/eng/Browse-the-Manuscript/

Actually, I stand corrected: it DOES have more than the Bible, it also contains some other stuff (but none that would be controversial, even for the Inquisitioin). Click on the "Devil" to see the image that gave the nickname to this Bible.

Mea culpa :wacko:

Bluish 03-02-2013 02:47 AM

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Ahaha I just checked out the video.
If you watch the whole thing, it wasn't created in a single day. It was just a monk who spent his life shut in his room writing. Herman the Recluse. :D

BelieverInGod 03-02-2013 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 982820)
Check for yourself - on this website, you can browse page by page:

http://www.kb.se/codex-gigas/eng/Browse-the-Manuscript/

Actually, I stand corrected: it DOES have more than the Bible, it also contains some other stuff (but none that would be controversial, even for the Inquisitioin). Click on the "Devil" to see the image that gave the nickname to this Bible.

Mea culpa :wacko:

Maybe it's not controversial to the catholics, but it's controversial to GOD!

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5-6 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him. Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Revelation 22:18-19 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

Basilissa 03-02-2013 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 982825)
Maybe it's not controversial to the catholics, but it's controversial to GOD!

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Technically, the text of that Bible itself has not been edited in any way. Just look at your Bible: unless you possess some really ancient edition, your Bible probably has a lot of "additional stuff" such as: title pages, table of content, maybe an index, glossary and even some maps. Does this additional stuff make your Bible controversial/wrong? :)

Dr. Isaiah Jones 03-02-2013 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 983009)
Technically, the text of that Bible itself has not been edited in any way. Just look at your Bible: unless you possess some really ancient edition, your Bible probably has a lot of "additional stuff" such as: title pages, table of content, maybe an index, glossary and even some maps. Does this additional stuff make your Bible controversial/wrong? :)

No. Including title pages, table of content, etc. is not the same as adding unto the word like the catholics do. The catholics add their own sets of rules on top of God's rules, thus adding unto the word which God strictly forbids. This is one of the many reasons why catholics (and all other false-Christian groups) are destined to roast in hell.

BelieverInGod 03-03-2013 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 983009)
Technically, the text of that Bible itself has not been edited in any way. Just look at your Bible: unless you possess some really ancient edition, your Bible probably has a lot of "additional stuff" such as: title pages, table of content, maybe an index, glossary and even some maps. Does this additional stuff make your Bible controversial/wrong? :)

Goodie, another atheist word game player.

Seriously does any atheist get over the mental age of 5?

Mary Etheldreda 03-03-2013 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 983009)
Technically, the text of that Bible itself has not been edited in any way. Just look at your Bible: unless you possess some really ancient edition, your Bible probably has a lot of "additional stuff" such as: title pages, table of content, maybe an index, glossary and even some maps. Does this additional stuff make your Bible controversial/wrong? :)

Please, let's not be silly. Title pages, table of content, index, glossary and maps are not confused with Scripture, given by inspiration of God, and therefore is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, and for instruction in righteousness (2 Timothy 3:16). What has been added by the Roman cult and eastern orthodox cult are significant and troubling. The Roman cult has added at least seven books (Judith, Tobit, 1 & 2 Maccabees, Wisdom, Baruch, and Ecclesiasticus), and the Orthodox don't even agree among themselves! The Eastern Orthodox add more books than the papists (3 Esdras, 4 Esdras, 3 Maccabees, 4 Maccabees, and Psalm 151). The Syrian Orthodox include more still (2 Baruch with the Letter of Baruch, Psalms 152-155l). The Ethiopian Orthodox have even weirder books (including Ser`atä Seyon, Te'ezaz,Gessew, Abtelis, I Covenant, II Covenant, Ethiopic Clement, and Ethiopic Didascaliain)!

These aren't maps, dear! These are crazy scribbling done by mad men throughout time, convinced by deluded, retarded desert and cave dwellers to have been Scriptural! These are things they teach their children is the Word of God, and it's not. It is the word of Satan, pulling each and every little child down into the depths of Hell! So please, while you are here at Landover Baptist Forum, please do not contribute to the lie that suggests the catholic and orthodox Bibles are Christian. They are NOT.

Basilissa 03-03-2013 05:52 PM

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I apologize, I realize that I have sinned, and I beg for forgiveness!

Paragon of virtue 03-03-2013 07:42 PM

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I don't like any "extras" in my Bible. It's not like a Director's Cut of 'Big Mama's House' or something. The folks who put together the KJV didn't do it overnight or haphazardly. It was made to stand the test of time. The other books are not authorized and often come from a totally different time periods that are far removed from accepted scriptural cannon. I won't bother to go into details here, but it's easy enough to look into it for yourselves if you choose to do so. The short answer is stick to the KJV and you won't go wrong--use other translations at your own peril--and by peril I mean :sinner: better safe than sorry!

Basilissa 03-03-2013 09:19 PM

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I learn something new every day on this enlightening forum. The posts above have inspired me to look up the differences between the Catholic and KJB versions, and I was able to confirm that KJB does include three books not included in the Catholic version. Thanks for your patience teaching helpless ignorants like me :)


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