I have sex with the devil!
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.
Is it okay to have sex with the devil??? |
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Is is OK if I ban you? :glare:
You are being silly. You will not enjoy his barbed tallywhacker ejecting hot lava. Now tell us more about how you found Jesus, how many kids you have popped out, if you have permission from your husband to post here, etc... |
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No! Except if you're a lady elefant of course. (And marry whit it, naturaly.) YIC, Mari. |
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I hope it died, you could tell it was pretty gross. |
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:lol: Yours in Christ, Z. Smyth |
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A sad, bored atheist girl trying to provoke us by mentioning satan and unmarried sex?
Deuteronomy 9:7-8: Remember, and forget not, how thou provokedst the LORD thy God to wrath in the wilderness: from the day that thou didst depart out of the land of Egypt, until ye came unto this place, ye have been rebellious against the LORD. Also in Horeb ye provoked the LORD to wrath, so that the LORD was angry with you to have destroyed you. Do not use your fathers computer without his permission! No go and tell him what you did and say you're sorry. |
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Frankly, I am getting a little tired of all these Sindinavians trying to be amusing by posting their trite little fake introductions that mock this forum.
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I am just a simple country fellow. Do all denmarkians want to copulate with the Devil? It certainly would explain why their country is so Godless.
Wouldn't it be better to fall to your knees and take in Gods love, all of it completely? |
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Many Denmarks working for a company called Color Climax. She probably one of them. I investigated all movies made by this company and every single movie showed that denmark is rotten to the core . And i never eat eel again.
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How do you feel about Namahage, Obake, Ōkubi, Daidarabotchi, Long Ma, Enkō and Sarugami? |
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Do you honestly think that we believe you when you say you do not know the company? It is what your entire countries economy is based on. I do not know what little scheme you are trying to hatch but let me assure you, it will not work. We did not just fall off the tulip truck you know.:angry: |
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Amen, Brother Baron.
Timothy 2:23-26 Have nothing to do with foolish, ignorant controversies; you know that they breed quarrels. And the Lord's servant must not be quarrelsome but kind to everyone, able to teach, patiently enduring evil, correcting his opponents with gentleness. God may perhaps grant them repentance leading to a knowledge of the truth, and they may come to their senses and escape from the snare of the devil, after being captured by him to do his will. In God I trust, I.Kiwi |
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And maybe im a woman, but that doesn't mean that you are more intelligent than me. In fact, i think im much more intelligent than you. Does that piss you off? ups, i don't think im more intelligent than you - I know that im much more intelligent AND smarter than you. :) |
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