Newt Gingrich May be Our Guy.
As polls began to show Nuet Gingrich rising in our beloved Republican Party, you can almost hear the lieberal knives being sharpened.
What will they to after? His two failed marriages, of course. We need to arm ourselves now for this unjust attack. We need to fire back powerful replies to the heathen supporters of Obuma. Here is my strategy--others may have better ones, but I'll toss out mine for a place to start. We need to dig up information as to why Nuet's first two wives were bad ones. The public will understand that if a man draws a bad card from the deck of life he needs to disgard that one and try another. I know one of those wives, I think the first one, had some health problems which, of course, an important man like Nuet should not have to put up with. How far is he going to go with an unhealthy wife? Maybe our research staff could help out here. JJH |
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Well one of them was struck by Jesus with cancer for some reason, most likely for letting her husband down in some way. It's a place to start anyway. :hmmm:
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Can the demoncrats even prove that either marriage was consummated? If not any research might be irrelevant. If Newt were too busy doing God's work how could he be held responsible for not blooding the wedding sheets.
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As smart a debater as Nut Gingrich is, he DID abandon Jesus to go a-whoring after the "Queen of Heaven", Mary, the Whore of Babylon.
Mitt "Leggo my Eggo" Romney is a Mormon, true, and a waffler . . . but he was never a Christian. Nut Gingrinch was a Baptist, knew Jesus, and turned his back on Him to pray to His dead mother instead! :thumbdown: What does God command us to do to those who know Him and then choose to follow false gods? Hint: A read of Numbers 31 suggests that "not vote for them" would be a good start. |
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What really burns me up is the lieberal muck-raking press.
Now they are pointing out the Nuet received 1.3 million in consulting fees from Freddie Mac. Freddie Mac is the government created firm that pools and then resells home mortgages as something like bonds. This helps make more and cheaper mortagages available so poor scumbags can buy houses they do not deserve. Nuet has been blamed it for the credit meltdown. Of course Nuet received a lot of money from Freddie Mac. It is his God given duty to make money here on earth in preparation for heaven. We know that. Why can't the oh-so-smart press figure it out? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...n_1096578.html |
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And Rodimer, far be it from to argue with a fellow Christian but you have to remember Newt "The Professor" is the leading historian in REAL America. His conversion to Catholicism is just living history. |
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And, on Nuet's conversion to Catlic, you have to remember it happened when he acquired the third wife. Maybe it was a requirement. He no doubt thought for the campaign, he needed a particular kind of wife, I'm thinking "trophy" here. I can't hold his conversion for that purpose against him. |
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I do hope he regains his sanity and returns to Jesus instead of engaging in his ridiculous bead-counting and cannibalism. |
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But come on Rev, every one non knows Newt isn't sincere in his conversion. He's as much as a Catholic as any of us TRUE Christians™ are Catholics. |
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I'll consider this possibility. But doesn't God forbid even giving lip service to false gods like His Easy-Bake Oven, Mary? |
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EDIT: Besides the Catholics can't be that bad. They are helping Penn State heal after that horrible Sandusky child rape scandal. |
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Politics does make strange bedfellows . . . Just ask that Hormone Cain! Speaking of which, he's dropped to third place. Newt is now #2, nearly tied with Oven Mitt. http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epo...tion-1452.html |
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What does concern me is that there is some evidence Neut permitted his new "wife" to have a hand in his "conversion" – something a Baptist (particularly a True Christian™ Baptist) would never permit. I have to hand it to Newt though – we sent those new TEA Party congressmen to Washington in the last election to stop Obama and bring about smaller government and they did nothing about it. Newt is the only one I know in my lifetime that actually shut down the whole government. Maybe he does remain true to his Baptist roots. Quote:
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That's my concern. |
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The man is a pro. |
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(1.)He sees so clearly the Biblical role for women, that they are expendible. We can see that from his wise decision to dump two different bad wives. (2.) He absolutely refuses to engage in the homer behavior we see in nearly all the men in the lieberal Democratic Party. (3.) He is a Southern Baptist, except for this temporary affiliation with the Catholics. The future of our nation is looking better everyday. JJH |
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There is news, now, that evangelical Christians are coming over the Newt. I think we at Landover Baptist can be proud we were first and provided leadership to Christians everywhere.
The new approach in the Christian community is to recall the Paul of the Bible was far worse than Newt. Paul was a sinful Jew. Newt only has this issue of cheating on an unworthy wife. If there remain True Christians™ who are reluctant about supporting the Christian, Newt, I'd suggest you read this. http://www.slate.com/articles/news_a...ht_wrong_.html |
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Yes, Newt does come down on the right side of many issues: Quote:
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Sorry, Mayor. I can't vote for a man (Newt) who openly rejected God for the sake of a mere woman. Rick Santorum is looking better and better! |
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The only thing I would draw your attention is this. Santorum is a sincere and devout Catlick. Newt seems insincere in his Catolickism. I like that. |
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The main thing that worries me about Newt is the size of his head. I mean, it's like KENNEDY big.
:thumbdown: Might be a good idea to check his genealogy. Yours in Christ, Z. Smyth |
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