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CyberYahweh 08-28-2010 11:25 PM

Dinosaurs & The Bible; breaking the nonbeliever.
 
(I ran a forum search, and couldn't find if anyone had done this important, specific topic, yet.)

In my humble search for a means to exude biblical truth, from every external bodily orifice, I run into many trials and tribulations; primarily from those who "CLAIM" that their false indoctrination into the religion known as "Science," refutes many biblical claims pertaining to Creation, and a Young Earth. In the following model, I will explain the COMPELLING EVIDENCE for CREATION, and use one of the BIGGEST weapons that evilutionists like to use against the validity of HIS holy word, in the very way they use it; to DESTROY evolution and PROVE BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT, that this is in fact a Young Earth -- by this, I mean; "Dinosaur Bones."

Inspired by Dr. Mace Baker, a very esteemed and decorated man of God, at the forefront of smashing textbook evilution in schools with the immeasurably true weight of creationism, I will explain where dinosaurs can be found in the Bible, and how any other non-creation explanation is PURELY FALSE.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/4...4b1b06b1b8.jpg

THE BIBLE supports the existence of Dinosaurs!
For the entire breadth of the Old Testament, Giants are mentioned on numerous occasions.

An example of this, is JOB 40: 15-24:
15 ¶ Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
16 Lo now, his strength [is] in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
18 His bones [are as] strong pieces of brass; his bones [are] like bars of iron.
19 He [is] the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his
sword to approach [unto him].
20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
21 He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
22 The shady trees cover him [with] their shadow; the willows of the brook
compass him about.
23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, [and] hasteth not: he trusteth that he
can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
24 He taketh it with his eyes: [his] nose pierceth through snares.


GOD was clearly describing an animal that JOB would have been familiar with. Tail, like a tree trunk? Sounds like that of a Sauropod to me. The Sinews of his stones are wrapped together? Sauropods ingested stones to help them digest grass. Force, in the navel of his belly? Sauropods were HUGE, and very STRONG - especially around their BELLY BUTTON! And of course, GOD would refer to it a Behemoth; as the word "Dinosaur" had not yet been given to man, by GOD.

Now, as evidently accurate as this might seem; there are still irrational scientists who are willing to claim it as false. They come up with stupid excuses, such as:

Quote:

A). Q: Dinosaurs were oviparous creatures, and wouldn't have a discernible navel - the creature that was being described is purely mammalian.

A: Wrong, fool. You don't understand the biblical context of how the word 'navel' was being applied.

B.) Q: In the same context as the above implies; the original Hebrew text implies that 'Tail' actually refers to 'Phallus,' and verse 17 simply alludes to its reproductive prowess - and reptiles don't have exposed genitalia, as they're cold blooded and contain ventral reproductive organs.

A: Such a crass, lewd, and indecent statement can only be contrived by a dirty heathen. Disgusting. Additionally, read it as it is literally written! Does it directly infer a penis? NO. Enjoy hell, sodomite.

C). Q: Radiometric dating implies that the isotope decay found in sedimentary bedding with fossils, and pyroclast infers that the earth is much older than what is Biblically asserted.

A: Tests have shown that carbon dating is unreliable and false, when dating dino-bones. Fossils dated with carbon dating don't imply any correlative ages. Proving, once and for all, the conspiracy behind your dating method.
--(Q: That's because the half life of the C-14 isotope wouldn't work, when dating dinosaur bones, as the carbon would have already depleted from the bones in which the fossils are cast - another dating method that's more suitable for this application.

A: I'm glad that we agree: "...because the half life of the C-14 isotope wouldn't work..." The truth is there, as you've demonstrated; so long as you open your heart to GOD).

D). Q: Wouldn't the cataclysmic creation of limestone in such a short time, found among fossils have been enough to boil the oceans of this planet, and kill all life? Being as limestone is formed at 5.6 x 10(to the 26th power) joules - just 10% of the proposed heat would have been enough to raise the ambient temperature beyond what our ecosystem could handle and kill all humans, animals, and dinosaurs; in your proposed theory.

A: Easy question to answer, atheist; because you're obviously wrong. Why are you wrong? Because you're here, and I'm here; and the weather's fine. Obviously your non-bible equations are false.

E). Q: Wouldn't the distinct layers of sediment imply a gradual layer-by-layer variation of rock & mineral over a long period of time? Studies show that floods cause graded bedding - wherein there's only one layer, and the finer sediment sits atop the more dense sediment. Surely a cataclysmic flood couldn't have caused the bedding that we see today.

A: “Great is our Lord, and of great power: his understanding is infinite.” -Psalm 147:5
. Your natural laws would not apply to an event that was so perfectly executed, in HIS divine skein.

F). Q: Going back to Behemoth; doesn't this mythological creature appear elsewhere in Abrahamic folklore? The parable from which is was derived, is very widespread and understood. Hebrew scripture 1 Enoch 60: 7-8 clearly reverences Behemoth as a mystical Ox that lives in the deserts to the east of Eden. All references to this creature are clear and definitive reference to the parable of Behemoth, Leviathan, and Ziz...

A: And where is the book of Enoch, or any of these "other" references, in the Bible? I didn't think so. Anything pertaining to the bible, found outside the bible, that may contradict the bible's divine message, is nothing short of adulterous apostasy: "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish [ought] from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you." Deut. 4:2

Dinosaurs are a very important aspect of creation, due to the deceptive ways in which their studied and found, and it requires a true theologian to explain this - lest the path be clouded.
http://controversy.wearscience.com/img450/devil.gif

The above, are only a few arguments that I've had against the sinful and lascivious teachings of biology and geology, to innocent children - which in case studies, shows an almost 100% rate of causing homosexuality or bisexuality. Once you're able to circumvent someone's intellect, as Kirk Cameron puts it; the path to GOD is illuminated - as disarming an atheist's logic is crucial.

God bless.

Billy Bob Jenkins 08-28-2010 11:32 PM

Re: Dinosaurs & The Bible; breaking the nonbeliever.
 
Excellent thread.

Unfortunately, you can't reason someone out of a belief they didn't reason themselves into.

Most science is motivated by perverse sexual impulses such as bestiality, pedophilia, homosexuality, an attraction to appliances, etc... People will believe anything that excuses their sin of choice. Reason has very little to do with it.

Petal 08-30-2010 04:48 AM

Re: Dinosaurs & The Bible; breaking the nonbeliever.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberYahweh (Post 589148)
Once you're able to circumvent someone's intellect, as Kirk Cameron puts it; the path to GOD is illuminated - as disarming an atheist's logic is crucial.

Mr.Cameron be a brainiack dreamboats :wub:. Mr.CyberYahweh, i lurve this threads cuz it show them proofs that dinosaws be in the bibles! ^_^

this pickture touch my harts cuz it show lord Jesus beings real gentles wiv a dinosaw, he pet its head wiv kindness. :)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66...bigdinosaw.png

he not gonna be so kinds to sinner folk whens he throw them into hellfires :sinner:, but that ok cuz i not care abouts them folk -_-

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CyberYahweh 09-01-2010 06:37 PM

Re: Dinosaurs & The Bible; breaking the nonbeliever.
 
@Billy Bob
Truer words, Truer words.

@Petal
Indeed, Kirk Cameron is the epitome of manliness. Also, a very affectionate rendition of Christ's tolerance for our reptilian friends.

Thanks for the feedback.:innocent:

Seth Campbell 09-01-2010 06:56 PM

Re: Dinosaurs & The Bible; breaking the nonbeliever.
 
Amen Brother.

Another one is Jonah, sure no modern fish could swallow a man whole, but I'm sure there's some dinosaurs that could of easily done the job.

As for the next question they ask... "well where are they" I believe their numbers are severely dwindled because of the dinosaur hunting of ancient knights, but there are numerous reports of lake monsters and such from around the world that have not been exchanged.

Benedict A. Davis 09-01-2010 11:17 PM

Re: Dinosaurs & The Bible; breaking the nonbeliever.
 
4 Attachment(s)
If everyone agrees that reports of dragons were actually dinosaurs there is examples of them throughout the world in most civilizations . Groups of people who had no interaction all reported similar beasts in their history.Attachment 13485Aztec Attachment 13487Welch
Attachment 13486Slovania Attachment 13488St George, England

I have also seen pictures from ancient Babylon, Hawaii,New Zealand, Australia , Japan and of course China.

Billy Bob Jenkins 09-01-2010 11:22 PM

Re: Dinosaurs & The Bible; breaking the nonbeliever.
 
Brachiosaurus Job 40:15-24 (King James Version)
15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
19 He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him. 20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
21 He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
22 The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about. 23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
24 He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

Elasmosaurus Job 41:1-34 (King James Version)
1Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord which thou lettest down? 2Canst thou put an hook into his nose? or bore his jaw through with a thorn?
3Will he make many supplications unto thee? will he speak soft words unto thee?
4Will he make a covenant with thee? wilt thou take him for a servant for ever?
5Wilt thou play with him as with a bird? or wilt thou bind him for thy maidens?
6Shall the companions make a banquet of him? shall they part him among the merchants?
7Canst thou fill his skin with barbed irons? or his head with fish spears?
8Lay thine hand upon him, remember the battle, do no more.
9Behold, the hope of him is in vain: shall not one be cast down even at the sight of him?
10None is so fierce that dare stir him up: who then is able to stand before me?
11Who hath prevented me, that I should repay him? whatsoever is under the whole heaven is mine. 12I will not conceal his parts, nor his power, nor his comely proportion.
13Who can discover the face of his garment? or who can come to him with his double bridle? 14Who can open the doors of his face? his teeth are terrible round about.
15His scales are his pride, shut up together as with a close seal.
16One is so near to another, that no air can come between them.
17They are joined one to another, they stick together, that they cannot be sundered.
18By his neesings a light doth shine, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning.
19Out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out.
20Out of his nostrils goeth smoke, as out of a seething pot or caldron.
21His breath kindleth coals, and a flame goeth out of his mouth.
22In his neck remaineth strength, and sorrow is turned into joy before him.
23The flakes of his flesh are joined together: they are firm in themselves; they cannot be moved. 24His heart is as firm as a stone; yea, as hard as a piece of the nether millstone.
25When he raiseth up himself, the mighty are afraid: by reason of breakings they purify themselves. 26The sword of him that layeth at him cannot hold: the spear, the dart, nor the habergeon.
27He esteemeth iron as straw, and brass as rotten wood.
28The arrow cannot make him flee: slingstones are turned with him into stubble.
29Darts are counted as stubble: he laugheth at the shaking of a spear.
30Sharp stones are under him: he spreadeth sharp pointed things upon the mire.
31He maketh the deep to boil like a pot: he maketh the sea like a pot of ointment.
32He maketh a path to shine after him; one would think the deep to be hoary.
33Upon earth there is not his like, who is made without fear.
34He beholdeth all high things: he is a king over all the children of pride.

Isaiah 27:1 (King James Version) 1In that day the LORD with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea.


Psalm 74:13 (King James Version) 13Thou didst divide the sea by thy strength: thou brakest the heads of the dragons in the waters.


Isaiah 13:22 22And the wild beasts of the islands shall cry in their desolate houses, and dragons in their pleasant palaces: and her time is near to come, and her days shall not be prolonged.
Isaiah 34:13 13And thorns shall come up in her palaces, nettles and brambles in the fortresses thereof: and it shall be an habitation of dragons, and a court for owls.
Isaiah 35:7 7And the parched ground shall become a pool, and the thirsty land springs of water: in the habitation of dragons, where each lay, shall be grass with reeds and rushes.
Isaiah 43:20 20The beast of the field shall honour me, the dragons and the owls: because I give waters in the wilderness, and rivers in the desert, to give drink to my people, my chosen.
Jeremiah 14:6 6And the wild asses did stand in the high places, they snuffed up the wind like dragons; their eyes did fail, because there was no grass.
Jeremiah 51:34 34Nebuchadnezzar the king of Babylon hath devoured me, he hath crushed me, he hath made me an empty vessel, he hath swallowed me up like a dragon, he hath filled his belly with my delicates, he hath cast me out.
Micah 1:8 (King James Version) 8Therefore I will wail and howl, I will go stripped and naked: I will make a wailing like the dragons, and mourning as the owls.


Malachi 1:3 (King James Version) 3And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

CyberYahweh 09-02-2010 09:26 AM

Re: Dinosaurs & The Bible; breaking the nonbeliever.
 
Simply brilliant! You all contain a wealth of knowledge!

The prospect that the Bible even mentions Dinosaurs as recently as in the New Testament, further goes to disprove the "practical application" of isotopic dating. And indeed, blasphemous false religions even recount giant dino-esque creatures.

The puzzle to this great mystery is filling in at a rapid rate. Praise the Lord!

Knight of knowing 09-02-2010 01:08 PM

Re: Dinosaurs & The Bible; breaking the nonbeliever.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Petal (Post 589899)
Mr.Cameron be a brainiack dreamboats :wub:. Mr.CyberYahweh, i lurve this threads cuz it show them proofs that dinosaws be in the bibles! ^_^

this pickture touch my harts cuz it show lord Jesus beings real gentles wiv a dinosaw, he pet its head wiv kindness. :)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66...bigdinosaw.png

he not gonna be so kinds to sinner folk whens he throw them into hellfires :sinner:, but that ok cuz i not care abouts them folk -_-

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My word! You really are dense. Were you dropped on your head as a child? Learn English and learn how to spell!

Knight of knowing 09-02-2010 02:50 PM

Re: Dinosaurs & The Bible; breaking the nonbeliever.
 
So to sum it up... is Jurassic Park real? If so do you know where the parks are?

Do any of you remember "Denver the last Dinosaur" I guess that is proof enough they existed in more recent times!

Jo Freddie 09-04-2010 03:55 AM

Re: Dinosaurs & The Bible; breaking the nonbeliever.
 
As I have pointed out before.....
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Our Noodly Creator then placed fossils, hidden under the earth’s surface, knowing that they would later be found – thus, seemingly proving that these creatures existed some time ago. Dinosaur bones, for example, were placed so well and in such numbers that it’s widely belived dinosaurs roamed the earth millions of years ago. Interestingly, dinosaurs did exist, but not millions of years ago, because, of course, how could they have existed before the earth was even here? In reality they lived with us, alongside – and occasionally on top of – humans around three thousand years ago.
You may wonder why we find no bones from dinosaurs from this era, and rightly so. But keep in mind that dinosaurs don’t actually have bones - the whole dinosaurs had bones thing is all an elaborate hoax planned for His own divine amusement. Real dinosaurs, as any enlightened palaeontologist – or bone doctor, as they prefer to be called – will tell you, were able to stand erect by engorging selected muscles with blood, making the once flaccid limb rigid. By alternating which muscles were engorged in the correct sequence, a very effective locomotion and rudimentary skeletal structure was achieved. Some readers may recognize that this mechanism is similar to what happens in the male penis. Dinosaurs were, in essence, not much more than a massive collection of penises (penii) under a thick skin. While very few accurate descriptions of these creatures have existed into present times, we can be pleased to learn that awareness of them has propagated generationally in our culture. Most men don’t even realize that when they exaggerate the size of their penis – referring to it as “monstrous” or “dinosaur-like” – they are helping to keep alive the hidden truth of the strange and horny beasts we know as dinosaurs.
Some time later, as society progressed, the attention of mankind moved away from dinosaurs – by now they had been conquered and placed under the control of men for work and play – and instead man turned to philosophical thought. The question of our origins came up, and it was decided, based on the apparent natural evidence, that all creatures had evolved from a common ancestor over time some millions of years ago.


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