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Capt. Aaron Portway 07-26-2012 12:39 PM

The Olympics -Just an Excuse for Nudity, Drugs, Sex, and Perversion
 
The London Olympics: Another Secular Orgy of God Mocking!



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This article here should come as no surprise to the True Christians™ here at Landover. We've always known that without the Lord, any gathering of the unsaved turns into festival of sin and depravity.:thumbdown:

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Let the games — and the wild, drunken sex and debauchery — begin!

In the run-up to the 2012 Summer Olympics, which kick off July 27, a new book reveals just what goes on at Olympic Villages worldwide — and no matter the host country, it’s always a struggle keeping booze and condoms in strong supply.

According to the anonymously authored exposé “The Secret Olympics” — written by a former British competitor — organizers supplied 70,000 condoms to athletes at the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, Australia. The stockpile ran out in a week.
Disgusting! The thought of all of those fit young people fornicating like dogs is enough to make Jesus vomit!:blech:

And it gets worse, listen to this!


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Originally Posted by Hope Solo, Medal-Winning Drunken Soccer Whore
"I've seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty."

Why am I not surprised? Because the Olympics are Godless. They are a secular, atheistic free-for-all of body worship, boozing, hard drugs, and perversion! :angry:

LBC loving Dutchmen 07-26-2012 02:05 PM

Re: The Olympics -Just an Excuse for Nudity, Drugs, Sex, and Perversion
 
I heard that the Greek invented anal sex, so anything else they thought off will be rubbish too

Zechariah Smyth 07-26-2012 02:23 PM

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Captain, many times they can't control their urges long enough to make it off the field and back to the Olympic Village to conduct their perversions. Sometimes the female athletes will "bump cunnies" right there on the field!!!

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DISGUSTING!!!

YiC,

Zech

Capt. Aaron Portway 07-26-2012 06:56 PM

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Preach it Brothers! The Olympics are lousy with unsaved, immodest whores that are doing their best to tempt men into sin! Just look at how these sluts intentionally display their lady parts! It's practically hard core pornography!:thumbdown:


WWJDnow 07-26-2012 08:43 PM

Re: The Olympics -Just an Excuse for Nudity, Drugs, Sex, and Perversion
 
Don't forget the biathlon.

Jack O'fagan 07-26-2012 08:47 PM

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Just look at these harlots. It's bad enough that they should attempt such a thing, let alone in public.

http://files.2012.nbcolympics.com/mm...399169_m21.jpg

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:



:thumbdown:

YIC

Jack

Deaner 07-26-2012 08:51 PM

Re: The Olympics -Just an Excuse for Nudity, Drugs, Sex, and Perversion
 
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Originally Posted by Capt. Aaron Portway (Post 910658)
The London Olympics: Another Secular Orgy of God Mocking!
This article here should come as no surprise to the True Christians™ here at Landover. We've always known that without the Lord, any gathering of the unsaved turns into festival of sin and depravity.:thumbdown:
Disgusting! The thought of all of those fit young people fornicating like dogs is enough to make Jesus vomit!:blech:

And it gets worse, listen to this!
Why am I not surprised? Because the Olympics are Godless. They are a secular, atheistic free-for-all of body worship, boozing, hard drugs, and perversion! :angry:

It get's worse. This is only the investigation into the "straight" crowd.

Deaner 07-26-2012 08:54 PM

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What fucking sport is this...



http://www.whnpa.org/contest/eyes200...rpp_divers.jpg

Pastor Isaac Peters 07-26-2012 09:06 PM

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When the Olympic athletes arrived in London, an obscenely named online sodomite "dating" service crashed.

Lamestream Englandese "news"paper:
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(Obscene name deleted) to a halt: Gay dating website crashes due to overuse within minutes of Olympic athletes arriving in London

A gay dating website crashed within minutes of the first Olympic athletes arriving in London – due to the volume of demand, say experts.

The (obscene name deleted) app enables gay men to obtain the locations of potential homosexual partners.

Technicians believe the arrival of Olympic teams on Monday sparked a flood of new customers – and loss of the service in East London.
Some Greek traditions die hard, it appears. :thumbdown:

LBC loving Dutchmen 07-26-2012 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Deaner (Post 910801)


Well, demon-imitation is the first thing that comes to my mind, but as that is not an olympic sport, some research let me think that it is acrobatic diving

Rev. M. Rodimer 07-26-2012 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by LBC loving Dutchmen (Post 910833)
Well, demon-imitation is the first thing that comes to my mind, but as that is not an olympic sport, some research let me think that it is acrobatic diving

Looks more like underwater egg-laying to me.

Pastor Ezekiel 07-27-2012 03:40 AM

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The new "events" sponsored at the Olympics are just thinly veiled excuses for promoting anal sex and lezbeanism. :angry:

Capt. Aaron Portway 07-27-2012 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Deaner (Post 910798)
It get's worse. This is only the investigation into the "straight" crowd.

Brother Deaner is right as usual. Not only do the Olympics encorage normal fornication, but they let homos do it IN PUBLIC too!:bad:

Unbelievable!:thumbdown:


Nobar King 07-27-2012 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 910900)

Those are the hairiest boobs I've ever seen.

Professor Bessemer 07-27-2012 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt. Aaron Portway (Post 910996)
Brother Deaner is right as usual. Not only do the Olympics encorage normal fornication, but they let homos do it IN PUBLIC too!:bad:

Unbelievable!:thumbdown:

You have no idea how right you are Brother Portway. When I was a younger gay man still in the grips of my Sodomania, I attended the Summer Olympics in Los Angeles in 1984. I found the number of homo athletes truly staggering, in more ways than one. I offered my insatiably hungry colon to many, many taught young fairy bucks, and most of them accepted my disgusting offer of a warm receptacle for their unholy seed.

One rather famous young American multiple medal winning diver nearly wore me out. You see, I was used to having my rectum abused by your average street queer. I had not realized the incredible stamina of these world class fag athletes. They could go on for hours without a break. When I left Los Angeles, sore and spotting, I felt like I was the one who had won the gold medal, for being the world's champion man whore that is! Yes, I was utterly shameless in those days.

But I left all that behind me years ago. Once I accepted Jesus into my heart, I never again thought about how much I enjoyed being treated like a cheap tramp by some of the most beautiful and physically perfect specimens of male anatomy on God's green earth. Glory!

Rev. M. Rodimer 07-27-2012 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer (Post 911020)
One rather famous young American multiple medal winning diver nearly wore me out.

It wasn't Greg Lou-gay-ness, was it? :fear2:

Professor Bessemer 07-27-2012 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 911035)
It wasn't Greg Lou-gay-ness, was it? :fear2:

A gentleman never tells, especially one who is no longer a disgusting homo pervert. But if one were to speculate that it was a particular individual, one could be assured that at the time of this hypothetical encounter, the diver in question had apparently not yet been smitten with the AIDS by our sweet and merciful Lord.

Bobby-Joe 07-27-2012 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer (Post 911041)
A gentleman never tells, especially one who is no longer a disgusting homo pervert. But if one were to speculate that it was a particular individual, one could be assured that at the time of this hypothetical encounter, the diver in question had apparently not yet been smitten with the AIDS by our sweet and merciful Lord.

I think it is high time we TRUE Christians™ follow the Example of our Loving Savior® and show The Olympics and England some famous Christian Tough Love. We should pray to God that the Olympics leads causes an apocalyptic epidemic of AIDs in England and devastates the country and kills millions.

It's simple juristic after the disgusting abused heap upon the good hearted Mitt Romney after Mr Romney made a simple observation. Take it away Mr Dan Riehl
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Get over it, Britain. You’re a second rate, semi-degenerate nation still on the way down because you went too far to the left too long ago for anyone to care about. Don’t expect us to wring our hands over what you losers did. We’re too busy fighting to make sure it doesn’t happen here…
Mostly a bunch of feckless wankers if you ask me. Put a Gold Medal on that and aim it at the Queen’s arse.
England = nation of sissys who whine any time someone says something bad about them.

Didymus Much 07-27-2012 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 911059)
...England = nation of sissys who whine any time someone says something bad about them.

U.S.A. = nation of bullies who warm up the stealth bombers any time someone says something bad about them (and don't see the irony of having the 1st Amendment in their own Constitution at the same time).

But back on topic: I've got a new favorite sport, archery! Where it doesn't matter if you're old, fat, greying (like the GB team), or even half-blind! :lol:

Pastor Ezekiel 07-28-2012 04:58 PM

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Events like this prove that the Olympics are designed to spread perversion. I'm sure this couple isn't married. :thumbdown:



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