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Daisy Mae Johnson 05-24-2014 02:37 PM

Men's Reading Material
 
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Pardon me for posting in the Men's Section gentlemen. I tried to post most of this with my eyes closed.

It seems our Messican cleaning lady happened upon these magazines in a brown paper bag while she was cleaning the men's restroom at church. They were stuffed behind a toilet.

Does anyone know who they belong to?

Johny Joe Hold 05-24-2014 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson (Post 1090625)
Pardon me for posting in the Men's Section gentlemen. I tried to post most of this with my eyes closed.

It seems our Messican cleaning lady happened upon these magazines in a brown paper bag while she was cleaning the men's restroom at church. They were stuffed behind a toilet.

Does anyone know who they belong to?


As I understand Church policy, we're to turn porn material that might be found on Church property to Pastor Zeke. He will evaluate it and punish the owner.

Alvin Moss 05-24-2014 10:04 PM

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I believe that material may have been left behind by Nazi and Jap spies from back in WWII.

They were godless perverts, all of them, and that is the kind of filth they would have been reading. I believe they may have translated the magazines into American so no one else would notice.

Faith_Machine 05-25-2014 11:24 AM

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Am I missing something here? Those look to me like perfectly fine magazines addressing controversial, yet important, issues.

Godfly 05-25-2014 03:06 PM

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Fire that cleaning lady! We have strict rules about cleaning ladies being blindfolded when cleaning the rest rooms. I think it's time to hire negro men to do the job again!

Sister Thumper! You are to blindfold yourself immediately and put those magazines back where the wetback found them. Then pray that God removes any memory of them from your mind! Never ever speak of this again! I pray that this interference has not disrupted important Church business!

Pastor Ezekiel 05-26-2014 01:05 AM

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Didn't those come from the Freehold Barber Shop out on Injun Scalp Road? :huh:


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