GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!
It took God striking Santorum's daughter Isabella with some vague disease, but Santorum finally got God's message.
GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead AmerCIA! http://i.imgur.com/aiPYC.jpg I hope this means the liberal media will stop their false claims about Romney being a Mormon. Can they even count? He has one wife. ONE! No Mormon has only one wife. Sjeesh, why do liberals always have these retarded journalists. In the unlikely case Obama hasn't already left the country knowing his attempts to destroy America are doomed, Romney will no doubt crush him during the next elections. How ROMNEY will save America from the disaster that is Obama:
Psalm 40:4 "Blessed is that man that maketh the LORD his trust, and respecteth not the proud, nor such as turn aside to lies." |
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I can't come to grips with his four or five Mexican grandmothers. He will be letting all his second and third cousins in.
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Yep, I don't want to hear any more about his polygamous ways or his liberal voting record.
We have a job to do here. This is the guy we need to beat. http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploa...ist-latest.jpg |
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There is one little problem that Mitt has – like the Magic Underwear he wears, he needs a magic number he has yet to attain, and that's the 1,144 delegates he needs.
According to the latest numbers, Mitt has only 573: http://www.gop.com/index.php/comms/c...legate_count1/ There is still time to deny this Kolob seeking RINO the nomination. Praise Jesus! |
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It is true, certainly, God has chosen our friend, Mitt.
That being the case, I think we can predict God will lead Mitt out of the sinful Mormon church. I see it coming from one of two events. One possibility is he simply comes to see Baptists like those of us at LBC as the True Christians™ and decides to join us. The other is that Mormons, themselves, will remove him from their membership and his default choice will be LBC. The reason Mormons would reject him is because of his refusal to have only one wife. Which of these two God will choose to cause his separation from Mormonism we cannot know--but change is on the way. |
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God would never choose a Mormon to lead His favorite country. :thumbdown:
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But, I would defer to your knowledge of God's plan for America. |
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If I hear one more quip about magic underwear...
If Romney is to be the next president of the USA then God must have chosen him so his pants must have nothing of the wizard about them. I'm sure his first act will be a massive renouncing of the Mormons. |
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* Mitt is a Republican * Mitt is very, very rich What is there not to love about Romney? I really don't understand all those foot dragging. Tell us what to do Mark Rubio "There are a lot of other people out there that some of us wish had run for president -- but they didn't,"and I quote for the TRUTH™ |
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Look at his platform * Shared sacrifice in the form of tax cuts for the rich and social service cuts for the poor. * The hunting of live Hispanics for sport. * The destruction of Iranian society. * The promise to never be a black man. What is there that Jesus doesn't love? |
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On the plus side, Romney's immense wealth means we won't have to contribute to his campaign, and can instead focus on stacking the House and Senate with True Christians™!
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I'm looking for signs now that Romney is secretly working from within to destabilise and destroy the underwear sorcerors. God has chosen him. He must therefore in his heart not believe in a religion started by a transparent fabricator. Mormonism is palpably made up and moves the goalposts as much as the Catholics.
So what else could it be that moved God to choose Romney? Glorious times lie ahead as we look forward to the downfall of the Mormons and your first True Christian President. I've yet to see Romnney do anything Mormon so he must be up to something. GLORY :yahoo: |
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I'm not really well versed in politics, but is it true Mr. Romney wears flip-flops? It does sound a bit un-Presidential. :unsure:
Then again, God is never wrong, and I doubt that He would punish us with a second plague presidency. :thumbsup: |
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Amen!
It's a bit like science and the Bible (KJV1611). Any time it looks like science contradicts the Bible (KJV1611) science is wrong. If God has chosen Mitt to be the next POTUS, any time it looks like he is not being a True Chrsitian™ we are wrong and God is right. YIC |
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Much better than a strident idealog like Obama. |
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I am becoming more and more certain he will soon be renouncing his membership in the sinful Mormon church. Recently, he left a not so subtle hint of his intentions on his website. When indicating what kind of nominee he would choose for the Supreme Court, he did not say "A good Mormon like me." Instead, he alluded to Christians already on the Court--saying he would appoint other Christians like Roberts, Scalia, Thomas and Alito. Notice, he excluded women from his list--like any good Baptist would do. The only question now is when will be annouce his conversion to Christianity? I'm guessing it's in weeks, not months. http://www.mittromney.com/issues/courts-constitution |
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