The Russians have invaded Alaska!
The cowards waited until Sweet Sarah was out of state to make their despicable move!
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YIC, Sayved :jesus: |
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This would not have happened if Barack HUSSEIN Obama had done the right thing and conceded the presidential race weeks ago. Does his treachery know no bounds?
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I blame the Clintons. :angry:
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Just another way for the Russians to steal what's rightfully ours.
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Typical of Ivan the Bear with Snow Covered Boots; the minute he knows The World’s Best Hockey Mum is off choosing fabrics for the Oval Office, he sneaks in through the back-door and robs America of its fuel supplies. I bet they are secretly laying a pipeline direct to Moscow!
Ha! Just wait until Sarah is back, there’ll be another bearskin adorning her Wasilla Command Post. |
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I read about this in Pravda and I am leaving tonight for the Alaskan border. I'll be signaling Gasprom positions to the Alaska National Guard with my cell phone and a butane lighter.
She was right, gosh darn it. Putin has reared his ugly head. Keep me in your prayers that I may not be observed. It is the Russian practice to throw spies into the same military prison with the drunken conscripts. :fear2: This is too horrible to contemplate, but the Lord is my Shepherd, praise God. |
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Keep your head down Brother Alex.
I am slightly confused though, I did not think there was such a thing as a sober Russian. Is it just the conscripts that are vodka hounds? Quote:
Sayved :jesus: |
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