World's Oldest Mom to Give Birth at 66 dies at 69! Praise Jesus!
A woman who was artificially conceived at age 66 is now entering the pits of fiery Hell at age 69! She has left behind two 2-year-old twins, which is no doubt a beautiful thing since these children now have a chance to be brought up by True Christian™ parents instead of this selfish atheist woman who tried to cheat God's rules!
The Good Lord will not stand idly by while Godless scientists mock his creation by doing frankenstein work on old women so that they can give birth. Let this be a wake-up call for all those women over menopausal age who think they can cheat nature (what God designed) by getting pregnant through Godless scientists. Story here: 'World's Oldest' Mom Gave Birth at 66, Dead at 69; Leaves Behind Twins Quote:
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I wonder if Satan will use her womb to gestate repellent demons ??
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That woman was so selfish. She should rot in Hell for going against nature and having children at that late age in life. At least now she can't do any more damage.
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Indeed! PRAISE JESUS!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:
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We True Christians™ should be outraged, but not surprised. Ever since Spain legalized same-sex "marriage," what transgressions of God's plan for family life wouldn't they commit?
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But I thought God liked for old women to have babies. What about Sarah? What about Elizabeth?
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Typical Mexican! God probably sent her the tumor as soon as he found out the demon seeds planted in her by the godless ScIeNtists took root is her shrivled beaner womb!
I'd keep an eye on those twins, they could be demons. I bet they look just like this, except they are Mexicans of course! |
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Sorry Professor (and Jesus)! It's just that people who spit in God's face like that stupid Mexican woman really get my goat!:angry:
I feel fine now. I did get a little wound up earlier, but I took it out on some gophers that are digging around the feed shed. I picked this baby up last time I was in Des Moines! It works on Prairie Dogs too! |
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Wow. You praise Jesus... but Jesus told to love everybody, right? So... how could you hate so much woman, that you do't even know? You're ready to sin just because in vitro MIGHT BE a sin? That's pretty sick to me. Weren't christians formerly supposed to just praise God and live their lives being as good as they can, giving a hand, not throwing stones?
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S&M, you misunderstood the post. If Hitler did indeed accept Jesus Christ as his lord and savior before he offed himself, then he will be in heaven with all of us True Christians™. On the other hand, if he clung to his papist ways 'till the end, we know exactly where he is right now.
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Hitler is in heaven. Everyone goes to heaven!
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